Welcome to the first episode of my new experimental Hentai Manga.
Hentai Man here and welcome to the first episode of my new experimental Hentai Manga to be Retributed.
Also a first for us, we have a story with actually good writing… spelling and grammatically speaking.
Hent why do I have to be here again?
Because deep down you know you want to be here. Also, because you are chained up and can’t leave. Are you into bondage or something?
Yes.No. And no (not in that order)
Lets get started. This one is called I’m the only one that can touch her. And as always. Be in a dark room, make sure your parents are out, unzip your pants, and just have fun with it.
So the way that this is going to work is as follows.
Here is a link to a porn site. http://luscious.net/c/hentai_manga/pictures/album/im-the-only-one-who-can-touch-her-2_87910/id/5259146/@01
Click it to read the page then come back here for the revew part. Turn the page by clicking on the image. If you have a better idea as to how we should do this, leave it in the comments.
This is a back up site in case the other one does not work.
(oh hey………..this is only mildly censored. I am terribly sorry but I couldn’t find one without censorship. I will try harder in the future.)
I already like where this is going.
Hentai Man knows how to pick them.
You wake up with a girl on top of you and the first thing you do is scream?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
In his defence it could be a scream of pleasure.
How much scary shit happens at this school?
Is it bad if I constantly get sidetracked by the ads
If he is the only one that can touch her, how is she able to hold that book?
Also what book is she reading. To answer your question she might have died reading it.
Another? Good book.
What if she’s not dead but in a coma
Don’t you dare make this a Ghost Dad.
You have obviously failed.
Yes but such suspense.
Childhood friend and necrophilia?... Is it necrophilia if its with a ghost?
No it’s Specrephilia.
One of Rays inner personalities you're here for the fun?
Six pages in and now we get to the truly good stuff.
Bullshit! There have been no boobs yet
Give it a like...four more pages.
Sex is a very healthy thing to do in the morning.
Damit Hent now we have to learn, I hate you
No, not even then.
Okay I’ll bite. What does this have to do with the story?
Because it’s Japan, you need a reason to do it with a ghost.
Note to self: become a Ghost Buster.
Theres no guarantee, but theres no harm in trying it.
Four pages. What did I tell you!
Objection! i called for boobies. Not a ass (how ever fine it is)
….give it like...two pages
Love? This has no place here! Get it out!
Love? What we’re doing we don’t need love.
Physical? Yes we do.
Still a better love story then Twilight.
Stop saying that. If you do when we will have to start doing movies we’ll have to review that abomination
Did you just have a stroke?
The Ultimate one night stand!
If this ends up being a FUIADS I’m going to be… never mind. I am enjoying this story.
So...He is still in class right?
I see no problem with that.
I do. He is the only one that can see or touch her so there is no possibility of a three way.
So much for he’s paralyzed.
When a man see boobs he will always be able to move.
So he is aware that everyone can see him.
How can you tell that his hands have grown? Did he fondle her as a little kid too?
How does she know his dick got bigger?
… Have you ever gotten an boner?
Why don’t ask your sis…… mot…..dammit
Jokes on...you??? There...ugly?
Why are you looking at them like that
How long has Ray had you locked up down here? When is the last time you saw a girl?
So the dude sitting next to him can see this right?
FUCK YOU SIR! How dare you complain when you are getting head!
Maybe he is getting the teeth?
Bull shit she didn’t notice! I guarantee we will see more of her later.
Hent, I don’t want to review any more. I just want to read
You’re on the clock! keep working. We don’t keep you locked up for no reason.
Yes you do.
For a virgin she is very skilled in the art of blowjobs
Hentai Mans’ favorite!
So can they see cum on her face or does it disappear in her mouth?
Well only one person was looking at him while he was groping the air and didn’t say anything… I am going to say that they can but he is the class pervert and this is normal for everyone.
For her first bj i give it a 8
Extra credit for doing it in class. 9
For a virgin she sure does give in easily.
For a virgin she sure knows a lot about all this
What’s so hard? You put the rownd item into the round holes.
It’s called sex. My job here is done.
One could say she’s *Puts on sunglasses* knocking on wood.
Go big or go home
Hard to do with a small PP.
Really? Really? That’s were you censor yourself?
I did say that this was lightly censored.
So the way to last longer is to go deeper?
Her power has weakened! Attack now!
Yuuya used Womb smasher!... It’s supper effective!
Fuck you censorship.
What’s going to happen when he cums?
I’m hoping that it will hit the the person in front of him.
What do you want from us porn?
Are we suppose to feel bad for the chick getting laid?
Personally I’m going to fap.
Did we miss something?
I like to kiss boys so long as they have been turned into a girl for some...anime reason.
That wouldn't surprise me
Ok. We get it. The ghost is tight. As implausible as that sounds.
Once again… All fanfiction and porn writers should take a health class.
How did no one notice him fucking her?
Congradulations! Other than the sex, the last 23 pages were pointless! Fuck you story.
This class is either suffering from a severe case of selective deafness and blindness or is full of very dedicated students.
The bitch came back the very next day. Also I am going to laugh if she's not dead.
Theres no way that the writer would try to pull that bullshit on us.
I don't like his face in the last frame. Looks like he's about to freak out again, and I'm tired of that
How dare you be scared of sex!
"Some of this dick!"
Whats so wrong with forcing something down a girls throat?
She is boned to this world by your penis.
All right blow job time!
The best part of any day.
What do you think she is doing?
To bad! Your getting a blow job. End of discussion.
You don't know that.
Hentai Man knows all!
Wait she thought you have sex in the ass? What grade is she in, did she not pay attention in health class. Good job electing your class president.
Don’t question it. This is the only thing that makes sense so far.
Thats pushing it.
God damn it. If your going to translate something into English, do it all the way and don’t just change the word to how to pronounce it in english.
Learning?...In school?!?! What sorcery is this?
Alright, I can get behind this sex ed.
So apparently the internet does not exist in Japan. How are you soposed to insult someone now?
Carrier Pigeon Bitch
Nice job on justivicating rape ass hole
“It's not like i really have to have sex with her to teach her”...But I’m going to anyways.
This guy is a shitty teacher, it's called a vagina not a pussy. Pussy is a slang term, bitch.
Are you mocking my teaching style?
Great morals. Did I go to far? She tells you more. It must be fine. PERFECT LOGIC.
In reality she didn't tell him more, the ghost chick did. PERFECT LOGIC
Your logic will get you killed around me.
...I’m not a girl but...I’m going to assume that you need a vary hardcore fetish for this to be pleasurable.
That's not cuming, that's waterbending.
Aaaawwww. It’s over already? Or does she what more?
Turn the page.
Hentai Man wins again!
Another chick that loves him, What's the name for a guy Mary Sue?
Marty Sue or Gary Sue.
Oh no. She’s fingering her ass because she doesn't know how sex works.
Really because it looks like her pussy.
All I see is a censorship bar. So its all in the eye of the befucker.
For all three of you that were wondering yakisoba is a chinese dish that looks like this.
I know something thats more delicious.
Well It looks like she is going to take it up the ass anyways. So much for learning.
...I was wrong...But so is the story. She was practising with her ass not her vag.
No shit you can feel the rotor it's in your own ass.
Son. You have a lot to learn. Page 69 is a celebration. Not something to just laugh at and move on.
Thats because you do.
Why is the top her ass solid white?
You need to cut costs somewhere.
So just put it back in?
That would require them to stop.
I call bullshit.
Thank you for proving my point.
It looks like she got possessed
Well she did have a ghost in her.
More? How much more? I’m interested in who he is going to bang next and you're in the way.
How erotic are you? She did have a rotor up her ass during school.
Two of them. On of which is very small and I will laugh at.
Probably bigger than yours
Don’t you dare make this a “Fuck you its a dream story”
Ugh, that was one hell of a dream I was definitely having where Hentai Man and Warnuts were reviewing hentai manga in Google Docs for some batshit crazy reason but then I woke up and it was definitely all a dream.
Dammit. This is real isn’t it?
Your damn right! Now that you're sleeping pills have worn off, you may now join us!
Does it say smooch? They used a second graded term in a H-manga
Nothing says proof like good ol’ fashioned fucking.
The way he’s laying there, I’m expecting doctor Frankenstein to come in at any moment and zap him with lightning.
The sequel nobody asked for. Also, hold on; are LustyLadyoo and LustyLady00 different people?
What about the BlackRussian?
Are they really going to do that fake out where you make us think she is gone but isn’t.
“You haven’t been all that cheerful lately, is it because you haven’t had a clear enough view of my tits?”
Well that would make anyone unhappy.
Fuck you censorship!!!
Shit, I must have missed so much plot from the first chapter, because this makes no fucking sense.
Let me break it down for you.
There is this dude named (insert name here). He has this ghost chick following him around. She said that the only way to get her to pass on is to fuckher. He then fucks her in his classroom while class is going on. This doesn't make her pass on so she possesses a girl for his class the thought you could only have sex with your ass. The ghost fucks him with her body. ½ way through the fucking, the ghost disappears but the girl keeps fucking him because she has quote “I have always been in love with you!!” You are now up to speed.
Pretty sure the person who wrote this was on speed too.
“the east building is!” an excuse to cram in an orgy?
Are those real characters or did a chicken walk all over the first panel?
Now this page rustles my jimmies. Socks and sandals, that’s just crazy.
Tis traditional bitch.
“That depends, does the flavor of tea rhyme with shmape?”
Is he about to have a 3-way
Hentai Man smells a 4-way!!! I just need one more...
Just feed her your dick already! Shut her up!
Gee it’s like you’ve read it.
I wrote it.
Inner room, it’s funny because vagina.
Don’t you dare make group decisions!
Hime means princess but it sounds like himen.
It’s a lovely day when three men sit in a room and discuss porn in an orderly manner.
The gangbang is a nice idea and all, but I’d also appreciate it if they could stop gangbanging each panel with as much bullshit as possible.
Well you know manga. You need a reason to have sex. However stupid it may be.
Wouldn’t it be great if people in real life were this easy to impress?
They are not people. They are ghosts…...thats what chloroform is for.
Are the two lines really necessary? We can clearly tell way it is.
Are you sure? I can’t quite make it out, they just all seem really interested in whatever’s behind those bars.
It’s jeans? What the fuck type of jeans is he wearing?
The Hentai brand!
Where does one get Hentai jeans.
Just a minute ago they were amaaazed [sic] that it was twitching, now they’re experts on when he’s about to reach his limit?
They have made their transition into full on whores.
Holy fuck, is his dick a lawn sprinkler?
I am discrases! Well it’s time to strip.
Note to self: NEVER READ ANYTHING THAT IS CENSORED EVER AGAIN.
So is he their prisoner? Because there are worse people to be kidnapped by.
Stop being a dick as he gets you off.
Some people are into that man.
So they don’t have to censor the clit?
“Their waiting”? How DARE there be a grammatical error in this story! I can hardly believe it. They had three choices and they chose the only one that doesn’t work.
….I can’t complain.
Who did he choose the suspense is killing me?
Stop hogging it all! This is a 4-way, use team work!
Lets talk this one through.
Girl #1 is kissing the boy and has the dick up her vag.
Not to mention he’s behind her, which seems impractical for every reason.
Girl #2 is on the left sucking girl #1’s nips
Which Girl #1 seems to enjoy, but according to the very vague dialogue, she doesn’t like it at all when her boobs are squeezed.
Maybe she does enjoy it but it’s to much pleasure.
Girl #3 is giving a handjob to the boy as all of this goes down.
Which means it’s just the tip.
Let’s not forget the speedlines zipping around in the background, indicating that this is all happening very quickly.
Good work everyone!
“she is clearly getting turned on.” NO SHIT
You are fucking a twelve year old no shit she’s tight.
I have no problem with this.
“can’t fit it in” One of lifes biggest problems.
Her body looks physically impossible here, or at the very least deformed.
Thats just the motion of her boobs.
It’s not just that, it’s also the way her thighs are wider than her waist, her ass doesn’t fit with her legs, her asshole isn’t quite where it should be, and most improbable of all; her hair isn’t at all messed up.
How does that make her dangerous
So what did any of this have to do with the plot? (not that I’m complaining)
There’s a plot?
Let me break it down for you…
I got this, here’s the Urban Dictionary definition of plot. We’re focusing more on definitions one, three, and four here.
1. The story of a work of fiction
2. A conspiracy/treason/etc.
3. When someone's asscrack shows through their pants
4. The ass of a 4th-gen (Friendship Is Magic (Awesome)) My Little Pony
I hate you.
Want a brohoof?
So how many pages of the kama sutra are are we missing at this point?
My shit sex was actually the answere… Why the fuck did that work?
Sex is always the answer!
Partners in the afterlife. Sequel. I’m calling it.
I like it that he’s closely examining the books, none of which have any words, icons, characters, pictures, or anything else to indicate what they’re about.
...he did all of this so that he could go to the library? Is the ghost librarian next on the fuck list?
Oh, I get it now; he’s there to look at the third instalment of Only I Can Touch Her to see what happens next.
The last chapter?
Oh look, random neko ears. Anyways, who are these people, where are these people, what are these people, and why do I care?
Ray you spelt that wrong. It’s ねこ。
In that case I believe it’s actually spelled ^•ω•^.
Let me break it down for you.
Theses people are the dude from the last orgy. The chick on the top right is a ghost, the chick on the bottom right is the ghost chicks mom. They are at the ghost chicks house. Most of the people are human and no you should not care.
You keep a dead body in your house? This got really dark really fast.
Wait, is she in a coma or is she dead? Do people in comas get to be ghosts and fly around having orgies? Because if so then sign me the fuck up.
She is in a coma...and you didn’t bring her to the hospital?
Hold on just a second, a hoodie and a kilt? Bitch, what climate do you live in?
Thats a skirt.
If it’s plaid it’s a kilt.
But it’s Fashionable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kilts are very fashionable, and the plaid tops are also a nice touch because it indicates these lovely ladies are about to fuck each other.
Good to see that sex is one of the biggest concerns here. Not love, or the afterlife, or making sense of what they hell’s being worn, but sex.
Sex is life, deal with it.
Well that sounds like bullshit.
When was this promise and you do know that there is nothing you can do for a coma right?
Que the montage music!
Ten years later and they don’t look any different, incredible.
Do I smell another round of sex?
Of course he has to check the lips.
I’m calling bull shit on her body doesn’t age. Also they don’t mess around, just out of a coma… Time to fuck.
I hate playing doctor. Takes to damn long to set up an appointment and then it takes even longer in the waiting room.
So who has been shaving her legs and pubs this entire time?
And what do you mean by confirm, what is there to confirm?
What can't you confirm by that?
Shit he’s talking doctor. Wheres Mart when we need him.
Note to self: Kill Mart and take his job… fuck coma patients.
Who gives a shit if her body is a virgin, her soul is a slut.
She has been revirginized! Shout out to Panty and Stocking...with garterbelt.
Nobody gives a fuck about garterbelt
Nobody gives a FUCK about Garterbelt
Did she even need to ask? No but it sure is sexy.
“Her insides are biting onto my fingers” The fuck?
So are they going to call her parents and tell the the good news?
And is he just missing one eye? I would understand it if both or neither were there, but how specific is the detail worthy distance?
What happened in one page?
In the X-ray shot why does his head look like a mushroom?
♫ And it went uhh, and the girl caress me down ♫ Oh god dammit, I swear a song gets in my head every review. At least it’s Sublime.
I’ll help get it out of your head
Oh sorry here
“You’re so erotic,” was that really the best they could come up with? Of course she is, we can see her being erotic, and when it’s said out loud it just sounds stupid.
“ Special medicine”
OH MY ME HE BROKE HIS DICK...Oh false alarm X-Ray shot
That was a close one.
Sir, you appear to be missing your legs.
Is she reaching into a different panel and grabbing herself?
Hut’s Hat Bwecuase?
Did the author have an orgasum while typing?
So why does she suddenly get midget arms.
So what happens when the parents walk in?
So being a ghost didn’t make you crazy, being fucked as a ghost didn’t make you crazy, and being a human didn’t make you crazy, but being fucked as a human will make you crazy?
“I want to stay like this forever” To bad there is only three pages left.
Did he just set off an atomic cumshroom cloud?
They said the name of the manga in the story.
They James Bonded It!!
The end? I’m almost sad to see it go.