Review #69

Grand Theft RWBY (Post 1)

Story by NobleMETA

Review by Hent

So what happens when you combine a video game and a Anime like web show? Lets find out!


Hello internet! Hentai Man here to bring you another exciting...horrible piece of trash. I would like to say that I am a RWBY fan. It you haven't seen the show yet, I would absolutely recommend it. But like all good things, there are bad fanfiction of it. This is one. How you get the idea for RWBY and Grand Theft Auto mix? I have no idea. None the less! This should be fun. So as always; make sure your parents aren’t home,


Chapter 1: Welcome to Los Santos

Let the pain commence.

AN: Hey, new story for you guys. I don't know how often I will be updating this story,

Hopefully never.

however I do know that it's a story that I plan on only keeping to about 25 chapters max,


maybe less if this goes smoothly.

There is no way this can go smoothly. Even if you use lube.

This is mostly a White Rose story with some Bumblebee, and other pairings.

I'm not even half way done with the authors notes and I'm already lost.

That being said, I do not own RWBY or its Characters, as they are owned by Rooster Teeth Productions. Grand Theft Auto and its affiliated products are owned by Rockstar and I do not have any ownership over any of their property. I hope you enjoy the story, and thanks for reading.

#1. FUCK YOU. #2. We understand that you don't own any of it. You would need to be creative it do that.

'Wow, the view looks great from up here.' Ruby thought to herself

The first sentence...really? You don't need quotes for something that hasn't been spoken.

as she sat in the plane as it flew over the city of Los Santos. Ruby felt confident that things were gonna be great for her in a new city.

So this is just GTA 5 online with Ruby?

She was a young up and coming criminal,

one that managed to stay under the public radar back where she used to work at. You are a school student learning to fight monsters to protect humanity.

Now she had an opportunity to make a real name for herself.

Because apparently having the show and your teams' name being pronounced the same as your name wasn't enough.

It was a once in a lifetime opportunity, one that she wasn't about to pass up.


Ruby looked at herself,

I like where this is going.

she was wearing


a red short-sleeved hoodie over a black tank top. Her right wrist had a garden of roses tattooed onto it,

Ruby. The twelve-fourteen year old badass with a tattoo.

a symbol of who she was. Her black baggy pants and sneakers were one of the few things that she had with her.

Ruby wears a skirt.

Over her short black hair with crimson tips on it, was a pair of large headphones that blocked out the world around her. While she was proud of who she was, she knew that while she was here, she needed to have more than just this, cause she couldn't go out wearing the same thing over and over again.

I'm going to say this once. To everyone that writes fanfiction, lean in close for this one...If you are righting a fanfiction of something you are using the characters form the source material right? If the person from the source material only has one or two outfits and they are using one of them... you can just say that they are dressed normally. Explaining it out in over detail is not all. Please just get on with the story and don't even mention the things that everyone already knows! If you are a RWBY fan, the first thing that comes to mind when you say the name is the character! Also, everyone that is reading this (other than on our page) is already a fan of the show! They wouldn't be looking for a fanfiction of it if they weren’t!

The plane started to land, and Ruby checked that all of her stuff was there with her. She had to sit for what felt like forever before she could get off the plane.

You know what’s worse than waiting to get off of your plane?...Reading about it.

Even though she was a criminal, she couldn't really do much when it came to getting off of the plane early.

Bull shit! There are emergency exits located at the front and back of the cabin. Ask you’re sturdiest for the details.

She shot her sister Yang


a text

...I feel stupid and foolish.

to let her know she had arrived, before she grabbed her stuff and walked off the plane.

...Did she take her scythe on the plane? How did she get that past airport security?

After a few minutes walking through the terminal, she came outside and saw her sister outside waiting for her, leaning against a purple car.

But...Yang’s' color is yellow...and she drives a motorcycle...Purple? I thought this was GTA not Saints Row.

As soon as Yang saw Ruby, she jumped in the air at the sight of her sister.

The sight of her sister part is unnecessary.

"Ruby! It's so great to see you!" Yang said. She was very glad to see Ruby.

Are you sure? I didn't get that impression at all.

Ruby walked over to Yang and gave her a huge hug. "God it's been what, 6 months since I last saw you? Either way, it's great to see you."


Ruby was feeling good about everything.

Hentai Man likes.

"Yeah, a lot has changed though since then. For instance, check out the ink." Ruby showed off her tattoo to Yang, who looked impressed by it. "Anyway,

Apparently not impressed enough.

what happened to your bike?" Yang usually rode around in a Hexer chopper, however the lack of it at the moment confused Ruby.

And the reader that bitched about it earlier.

"Oh, it's back at the apartment I'm in. This is actually my roommates car. Since I figured you would have some stuff with you, it seemed smarter to bring this instead. You like it?"

Questions come to mind. Who is the roommate? How much carry on did Ruby have? Since when has Yang ever think ahead?

Yang rubbed her hand along her roommates Schyster Fusilade,

For everyone like me out there that doesn’t know cars, don't worry. They are using the GTA name for the car.

painted a very dark midnight purple. It definitely looked like a beast of a car, and Ruby was impressed by it. "I definitely like the car Yang. By the way, did you suggest we bring this or did your roommate?" Ruby started to walk around to get into the passenger seat of the car. Yang looked at her and scowled.


"I'll have you know that I got my smart moments every now and then.

...What the Hell is going on? Every time I bitch about something he later explains it...and in an acceptable manner... what have an unearthed!

Just be glad that I'm letting you stay with us until you get your own place." Yang started up the car and started to drive away.

Ruby never got in the car.

They had no reason to go crazy, so Yang decided to take it easy for once.


"Yeah, so I gotta ask, how exactly is this whole thing going down?" Ruby asked, fiddling with the radio to shut it off.

Is it that hard to turn off the radio?

"Well first of all, you need a car. Secondly, getting into our crew is the best thing that you can do. Since odds are you're gonna get in, thanks to yours truly, getting work won't be difficult either."

Please tell me Ruby’s' car is a Sanchez.

Ruby nodded, then she thought of something that would help her.

Character depth?

"Yeah that sounds good, and I just remembered that I still got the Bifta in storage over on the east coast.

Fuck you...gust...gust fuck you.

I'll just have to call someone and have them drive it over. I'm sure this one guy who's into me would do it. I tell you, that guy really wants to get in my pants. Too bad that ain't happening."

The first chapter and I'm already getting cock blocked. I must correct this.

Fine be that way!

If Ruby is just coming to the city, why does she already have a car stored away?

Yang started to laugh. "Well, at least you'll get a car no problem. And if you keep leading that guy on, pretty soon, he'd probably jump off of a bridge for you."

...if I survive do I get some?

Yang chuckled at a thought that came through her head. "Maybe you should ask him to do that for you while you're at it. Would probably benefit him in the long haul."

Of course it does. I get laid.

Ruby just decided to punch Yang in the arm.

Muscle spasm?

Yang pulled into her garage and parked the car. "Well, we're here. There might be some leftover food on the table when we get up there.

It's gone bad because we couldn't fit it in the frigerator. That’s full of beer because we are trying to express how cool we are.

Also I made sure to stock up on rum for you, so don't hesitate to drink it.

" Yang led Ruby up to her apartment and unlocked the door, calling out to her roommate when she got back. "Yo Blake, I'm back. My sister is here as well, so get your ass out here and actually socialize for once."

Question time! Why is Blake’s' car purple when her name is literally an old way of saying the color black? Didn't Blake know that her roommate was going to pick up her sister since she let her take the car and let her stay in the house?

Out of the bedroom walked in Yang's roommate Blake. It was clear that she had just washed up,

Please tell me she was naked...and for this you can go into detail.

wearing some short shorts and a tank top at the moment.


"Really Yang? I do happen to socialize with people. You just never see it." Blake then turned her attention towards Ruby. "Hi there, I'm Blake, Yang's roommate, and the person who has to put up with her shit. I take it you're Ruby, her sister right?"

I love you too...wife.

Ruby nodded. "Yep, that's me. Oh and trust me, I know how you feel when it comes to Yang. She's a real pain for me too." Ruby said back to Blake.


"Well, make yourself comfortable, you get to sleep out with Yang on the couch while you're here." Blake said. Ruby looked at her like she had two heads on.

How the hell do you do that? Is Ruby a futanari?

"Well let's just say that there is only one bed, and since the apartment is under my name, I called dibs on it."

So Yang is actually just a freeloader?

"Yeah, and the couch has gotten to be quite uncomfortable if you ask me, which no one ever does by the way. Fuckin' bullshit if you ask me." Yang mumbled under her breath.

Use your boobs for a pillow. There big enough for that... and soft... and plump… come on sweet heart you and me right now!

Get back to work Hent!

This is my work!

Blake gave her a stone cold stare when she heard that. She had really great hearing and eyesight.


"Anyway, Yang. Weiss called earlier." At the mere mention of the name, Yang looked over to Blake, waiting to hear what she had to say. "Weiss wants to meet Ruby tomorrow so that she can see for herself what we're getting. You might want to let Ruby in on what to expect."


"What do you guys mean by that?" Ruby asked.

She's going to make you an offer that you can't refuse.

"Weiss can be a bit, distant with people she's just meeting for the first time. Hell, I've been working with her for quite a while now, and she still keeps things from me about herself." Yang walked over to Ruby and threw her arm over her shoulder. "Whatever though, she has her reasons for it, and they're none of our business."

We are very cool and relaxed about everything because we are #SWAG

Ruby, Yang and Blake all walked over and sat down on the couch. Ruby finally took a look around at the apartment, and saw all that it had to offer. A pretty decent sized kitchen and a dining room along the one wall, with the door to the bedroom near the entrance.

There were also dildos everywhere of different sizes and shapes.

Why are you putting that in the story?

If I bitch about it he may talk about it later!

But why dildos?

Come on. Two girls living together? There obviously lovers.

The living room was a pretty decent size, and there was a large tv against the wall, and the window next to the couch had a very lovely view of the street. Blake spoke up, pulling Ruby back into the world she was in.

She was looking around the room. She was the most in this world as a person could be.

"Don't be upset if you get stuck doing some pretty crappy jobs at first. You're just coming in so you gotta start at the bottom,

Then you can work up the shaft and eventually you can take the whole thing.

and we have all done that before.

Dick strength increases /

Just remember that little detail." Blake said as she Ruby and Yang kept talking all night long.

Dick strength deflates.

The following morning, Ruby woke up pretty quickly, and way before everyone else. She decided to go for a morning run, something to get herself ready to take on the day that she had ahead of her.

Thanks for clarifying. Man before you said that, I thought it was above her.

It was nothing too fancy to start with, she brought a pair of shorts for the exact purpose of a morning run.

Because using them for something else would be stupid.

Ruby left a note for Yang letting her know where she was going to be,

"Yang: went on a morning run in the city that I have never been to." How the fuck is that saying were you were going?

and so she walked out the door. She needed to get her mind off of the nerves that she had about today, joining Yang's crew.

I don't know about you author but from what I read it's Weiss's crew.

Once she made it outside, she opened up a small map on her phone and plotted some directions to hit in her journey.

Bitch did it again!!!

From there she decided to start her run,

As opposed to starting it somewhere else.

a daily run when she woke up did wonders for her back on the east coast, so she figured why not try it on the west to see how it would go from there.

You're twelve-fourteen! Watch cartoons and badly dubbed anime like the rest of us when you get up early!

She started to run through the streets,

Was she using Map Quest as a running app?

taking the time to familiarize herself with the initial area she was in. When she left in the morning, she made sure to at least bring a knife with her, because she didn't know what to expect from the people in the area.

Because the scythe that gets past airport security is just too much.

As she ran down the street, she looked at someone who was jogging along the opposite side of the road. She wore long white hair bundled up into a ponytail,

Wore? Is it a wig?

and a white hoodie with a pair of light gray basketball shorts.

Thank you for keeping the description to a minimum.

When she looked more closely, she saw that tattoos adorned the girls legs all the way down to her feet, and she could barely make out the distinction of the same on her arms.

But she had a hoodie on...

The girl seemed to be used to the jog, and didn't seem to care about what the people around her would say if she ran into them or past them.

Weiss is a dick!

Ruby figured that it wouldn't hurt to head back by that point, she got a good run in, and she needed to prepare for her meeting with this Weiss person that Blake and Yang mentioned the night before.

Congratulations! That run was completely pointless!

Once she got back to the house, she noticed that Blake was awake and making a quick breakfast for herself. "Have fun on your run Ruby?" Blake asked.

That note was for Yang! Stop reading other peoples mail!

"Yeah, though now I need a shower." Ruby said back to her.

It was a long time but it now finally pays off. Hentai man is pleased.

Blake laughed a bit before pointing to a door on the opposite side of the room. "Shower's through that door, on the opposite side of the room." She walked back into the kitchen. "I managed to put something together for you to wear before you go to meet Weiss. It should give you a more presentable look for her, and gives you something to change into every so often before you get more clothes to wear."

Great. More clothing description. Look forward to that. But first, the shower!

Ruby went into the bathroom and jumped into the shower, washing the sweat she just collected off of her body, and relieving her aching muscles. Once she was finished, she walked back into Blake's room and got changed into the outfit that Blake picked out for her.

...That's it? That's all you have her do in the shower? What are you? You act like someone that's...normal. But you have the audacity to mix RWBY and GTA. I have no words for you. Hentai Man is displeased.

It was a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a crimson red vest with a pair of black dress pants. Ruby elected to borrow a pair of Blake's shoes so that she didn't look out of place with her own on.


 Do you have any idea as to why I pulled you over tonight?

No sir. Why? Was I speeding?

No. I'm with the fashion police


Your outfit dose not match at all!!! Black, Brown, White, and Red! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!!!

Once she finished up, she walked back out into the apartment, where Blake and Yang were both waiting for her. "Bout time you got your ass together sis."

Dafuq were you doing while she was on her pointles run?

Yang said once she noticed Ruby. "You look great by the way. I'm sure Weiss will at least be impressed with that." she won't.

Blake walked out of the kitchen and over to Ruby. "Weiss wants to meet with you in about 20 minutes. I'll be ready to go in two

Said no girl ever.

and we can head over to her place so you can meet her." Blake said. The nerves that Ruby had earlier that morning, started to come back, though not as strong as when she had them this morning.


"Lead on Blake." Ruby and Blake walked down to the garage and got into Blake's car. Ruby sat there patiently waiting as the girl brought the car out of the garage and onto the street where she started to drive over to Weiss' apartment. "Where are we going exactly?" Ruby asked.

To Weise’s apartment perhaps?

"The Business district. Weiss has a really expensive apartment near the construction site of a new skyscraper, next to the bank's headquarters. When she isn't doing business with us, she keeps a guise that she is a wealthy businesswoman and keeps herself in a good light." Blake responded to Ruby, whom ended up growing more nervous. "Relax, as long as you mind your manners, you should do fine."

She is trying to pass herself off as a businesswoman and she has full arm and leg tattoos and she has manners. I don't know about you but, that doesn’t seam to match up.

Not a minute later, Blake pulled up to the building Weiss lived at, pulling into the parking lot nearby.

So the super shity apartment is right next to the Business district and the really expensive apartment?


"Calm down Ruby, you'll do fine. From what your sister tells me, you shouldn't have to worry a thing." Blake said as they got out of the car and walked over to the building's entrance. Blake pressed the buzzer for Weiss' apartment and waited for a response.


"Name." A woman responded on the other end.

Hentai Ma NO wait!...uummm Room service?

"Weiss, it's Blake. I'm here to bring the person you wanted to meet." Blake said.

Very descriptive. She does have a name you know.

Shortly after the door unlocked and was opened up to them. Blake gestured for Ruby to follow her inside, and up to Weiss' apartment.


Weiss sat on the couch in her living room, her pure white suit as clean as she possibly could have it. Her ponytail was pulled off to the side like it normally was,

This is the first time we have met her! (Other than in the morning run part) How can it be like it normally is!

and she had a glass of water in her hand.


The suit managed to cover up all of the tattoos on her body and gave her a more professional look when she wore it. The only flaw that she couldn't cover up, was the damned scar that was clear as day along her left eye. It was a symbol of her own mistakes when she first came to the city and was starting young and naive. Since then she has grown to be a very successful criminal, the kind that no one even knows about, and has since amassed a very large sum of wealth and power.

Why is there a narrator that is skipping between first and third person?

Since the formation of the crew she started with Lie Ren, that success has grown even more, the fruits of her work unknowingly in play even to that day.

That sentence went completely over my head.

Since then, she has made sure that anyone who wanted to join their crew be just as efficient as she was when she started. Things went well as they started, their crew growing in a pretty decently large number. Now she was about to see why Yang, a veteran member of her crew, was putting her own sister forward as someone who should join. She was pretty lenient when Pyrrha had asked to let her old friend Jaune join up, but since he started, he was having a hard time getting through, even though he was stubborn and never knew when to quit.

Well fuck you too. Jaunes entire purpose in the actual story of RWBY is to represent the normal guy. He isn't a strong fighter but he is a good leader, courageous, he never gives up, and always tries his best.

As she sat there waiting, she heard a knock at the door. She saw someone open the door for her, a personal butler who she made sure knew to keep his mouth shut about things that went on in the privacy of her home.

If this story ever got anywhere I would say that the Butler is going to betray her later.

Looking over towards the door, she saw her crew-mate Blake Belladonna approach her, with a girl in tow behind her, the new prospect from what she assumed. The strange thing is, she thought that the girl looked familiar for some reason, thinking back to her morning jog and seeing that she was the same person from then.

Good memory? How does this have any relevance to the story?...Is there a story?

"Ruby, this is Weiss Schnee." Weiss rose from her seat as her name was introduced. "Weiss, this is Yang's sister, Ruby Rose. She just flew in from the east coast last night, and from what her sister tells me, she has an impressive track record over there, though it was hard to find one in the first place."

So she has no track record?

That caught Weiss' attention. "Really now? I don't suppose that means that you prefer to not have your work known, am I right?" Weiss said directly to Ruby.

So now they are being stealthy. Are they going to use their cool ass weapons at all?

"He-he, y-you could say that." Ruby said to Weiss now.


Weiss could see how nervous she was, though she wasn't surprised. She looked pretty young and eager. "Blake, would you be a dear and give the two of us some privacy?"

Don't you dare cockblock me again!

Blake just nodded and walked out of the room, she knew how Weiss worked, and just let it happen as it would. Once Blake was out of sight, she turned her attention back towards Ruby. Something about that girl seemed to captivate Weiss,

Yes...YES... keep going!!!

but she put it off to the side for the time being.

I give up. I have lost all faith in you.

"Sit down with me." She said to Ruby, who nervously sat down, then proceeded to stare out the window. "Admiring the view?"

No. Everyone here is completely clothed and there is only a sliver of sexual tension that you aren’t going to act upon.

"Oh-yeah, it's a pretty nice view of the city." She was clearly nervous, Weiss could see that easily.

You already noticed it earlier. Get on with it.

Weiss sighed, somehow she decided to try and put this girl at ease before starting, something she didn't do before. "Ok, why don't you take a moment to relax? It looks like you need it." Weiss said to Ruby.


"That obvious?" Ruby asked.

Yes. There has been an entire paragraph about it now.

"It was very noticeable ever since you walked in. And I'm sure that you were nervous even before showing up as well." Ruby just nodded, answering what Weiss thought in her mind. She gave the red haired girl a few moments to try and calm down before she decided to bring up what she saw earlier in the day. "Normally I wouldn't be this nice with someone like you,

Because your sexy and you want to make out right now?

meaning that I don't know you at this point. Though for some reason I'm curious about you, and it peaked my


interests." Ruby seemed confused for a second, but just decided to roll with it.


"Um, ok, well then, what do you want to know about me?" Ruby asked.

What happened to all of your character development and depth? How old are you? What is your breast size? When is the second season coming out? What is your blood type? How do you take a scythe as carryon?

Weiss was impressed that Ruby caught on pretty quickly, even if she didn't know why. "Well, I believe that earlier today I saw someone that looked exactly like you go for a run. I guess that was you, and that's not what I want to know, but what I do want to know is, why come out here?"

Did that sentence make sense to anyone?

Ruby hadn't truly thought of why she picked Los Santos to set up where she was living now,

Because the author thought it was a good idea.

and she had to take a second to think of it. "Uh, well um, I guess it's because, I honestly don't know why I chose here exactly."

Because the author thought it was a good idea.

Weiss raised an eyebrow at this. "I mean, obviously my sister is out here, and she would be able to find work for me to do, but to be honest, I don't really know."

Because the author thought it was a good idea.

Whatever Weiss wanted to know, it was nothing compared to what this girl was doing to her mind. She was acting very strange, the very essence of this girl screamed that she was very unique, and somehow that piqued Weiss' interest. "Well then, why don't I help you try to find a purpose for you while you're here?"

Sex toy?

Ruby was screaming in her head, trying to figure out what this girl in front of her was saying, yet meeting no success. "I have a job for you, something of an initiation if you want to call it that. If you manage to pull it off, you'll become the newest member of my little crew." Ruby's eyes widened at the prospect of getting into the crew with her sister.

Aaaaaawwww! Family bonding. I could care less. You’re a criminal right? At least act like one.

"First things first, there is a few things you need to know about." Ruby nodded excitedly once Weiss began to speak. Weiss stood up, and noticed the change in demeanor and seemed curious at how she managed to pull off the change as quickly as she did.

Easy. She horny.

"One, you will need to buy yourself a gun,

The gun is also a scythe.

and a car.

What was all that talk about the Bifta for? By the way, I survived the up.

While we may sometimes be traveling in one car if the job requires it, we generally use our own vehicles so we can do jobs on our own.

I don't know why, but committing crime in your own car sounds like you will get caught really fast.

Two, you're starting from the bottom, which means that your jobs early on, will be trivial and boring.

Just like this story. Am I part of the crew?

Just get used to that right now, because it's going to be that way for the first few weeks until you can be trusted with bigger jobs. Finally, when I call, you answer. If you don't answer, it better because of something where you couldn't, based off of your current situation. Understood?"

So basically if she doesn’t get to her phone in time and misses the ring it's ok?

Ruby stood up enthusiastically, saluting Weiss. "Understood."


Weiss rolled her eyes, at Ruby. "Don't be so dramatic." Weiss said, her friendly demeanor being pushed away for a second.

....really.... don't be dramatic. The show that has a girl fighting monsters with a scythe/sniper rifle and the game that has everything exploding, dropping the N word five times in a sentence, and drugs galore... is not allowed to be dramatic?

"Oh uh, sorry." Ruby said back to her.

Don't apologies! Stand up for yourself there is now way that you’re in the wrong here!

Weiss decided to let it slide, she knew that Ruby was probably just excited. If she was normally like this though, Weiss would either go insane, or find some way to adjust to it, probably thinking it would be the latter of the two.

Classical conditioning?

"Now, go tell Blake to drop you off at Simeon's. He will give you your job.

So we didn't just replace all of the GTA people with RWBY people. Both are present...I am interested to see what Trever would do if he was in RWBY...if it was written by someone with talent in writing for characters that are three dimensional.

One of the other crew members will be working with you, and you will meet with him there." Weiss walked over to the kitchen to place her glass of water. "I have business to attend to, so since you have a job to do, I suggest you get to it."

Getting down to business? A job for you? Get to it?!?! Weiss x  Ruby? I'm game!015

Ruby could tell that her time there was over, so she nodded her head and walked to the door.

no No NO! This is your chance!

"It was a pleasure to meet you by the way Weiss." She said before she opened the door and walked out of Weiss' apartment.

Chance missed.

Weiss walked over to the window, she looked out on the horizon and the city skyline. She sighed as she went over the events that just transpired in her head.

You know, for GTA this has had no swearing, drugs, or sex, and a bit of a story. All the things that make GTA popular.

"What have I gotten myself into?"

A crappy story that’s way too long and will leave you sexually deprived?


Chapter 2: The Repo Men

Round two. FIGHT!

AN: So yeah, this story got much bigger success so far than I originally thought it would.

That's a negative ghost rider. The words coming from your mouth are insane!

I will say, that if anyone get's the achievement hunter reference in there, then you saw something absolutely hilarious.

If anyone did catch it or is brave enough to reread the story, post I'm the comments box as to what it was.

(BTW Shoutout to angelsixtwofive for suggesting that I throw that in there. [It will make a second appearance in either the next chapter or the chapter afterwards.])

So I have two more chances to see your supposedly funny reference? Lucky me!

Anyway, I hope you guys like what you read, and as always, read, review, and enjoy the chapter.

Read: yes

Review: obvious


Ruby walked over to where Blake was parked, what she just went through up there seemed a bit weird to her,

Me too...there should have been more sex.

but she wasn't going to think about it right now, she had other important business to handle. Walking over to Blake,

Such hard core business!

she got into her car. "Hey Blake."


Blake smiled at Ruby. "Hey, how did it go?" Blake asked.

It was horrible Blake! I mean. She was attracted to me but it didn't go anywhere! She tried to act like she cared about me but her words didn't help!

That sounds horrible Ruby!

The worst part is that she had no character development! All she did was think something and then immediately forget about it because there was more "important" "story" to get to!

"It was, interesting, to say the least. I think you and Yang got me worked up over something that actually didn't happen." Ruby said back.


Blake looked at Ruby like she was crazy.

The readers all did the same.

"What, so Weiss didn't give you the cold shoulder, do not cross me shit she normally does?"

For the last time story. You have to do something multiple times before you can claim it as normally. This is her first time she has even met her! Ruby doesn’t know what she normally dose!

Ruby shrugged. "Not really, she actually seemed genuinely interested in me.


Eh, but who the fuck am I kidding, I'm sure it was just a one time thing."

A one time thing and you didn't even kiss! You suck.

Ruby then remembered that she had a job to do. "Oh, I was told to head over to Simeon's for a job, and that someone from the crew was going to meet me there."

Oh shit that's right! Threes important story that must be told!

"Seems like a good start. Knowing him though, he's probably gonna have you do some Repo work all the time for shit pay." Blake pulled over and parked the car outside of a local gun store. "You should go in and buy yourself a gun that you can use.

Make sure that you get a gun that is unlocked for your level; otherwise you will only be able to look at it in your inventory!

I'll wait out here for the time being while you go do that."

Or you could be a good friend and help her pick something out? Don't girls always shop in groups?

Ruby nodded and then got out of the car. When she was walking over to the store, she saw a very old looking car on it with a green star painted on the hood pull up, with two guys hanging off of the side of it. One wore a nice suit and the other wore a purple button down shirt and shades. Once they got off the car, four more people got out of the car, one in a tuxedo t-shirt, a woman in a Hawaiian shirt, one with a biker jacket and a skull mask, and the last wearing a brown jacket who looked like the guy with the tuxedo t-shirt. Once they were all out of the car they ran into the gun store as quickly as possible. Ruby just stood there for a second wondering what the heck she just saw, but really didn't think anything of it. As she approached the door, she nearly got ran over as they came running out of the store carrying bags of all different kinds of weapons grade materials. "Fuckin' assholes." Ruby muttered to herself as she walked into the store.

....was that the reference? I couldn't tell. It was forced down my throat so hard.

Ruby walked up to the counter and looked to see what she could afford.

Sorry miss. We are sold out. Those obscure references just bought out all my stock.

It wasn't much but she could afford a pistol to use for the time being until she got more money. Once she paid for her gun, she walked back out of the store with the case for it in hand and walked back over to Blake's car.

I understand that this is make believe land but it takes at least a weak to buy a gun in real life.

"So what the hell was that?" Blake asked, referring to the random people running in and out of the store.

Oh them? They are the authors attempt at making a funny joke. It's also making this fanfic harder to read because the selected audience is shrinking.

"Hell if I know. Probably some assholes who were gun happy." Ruby said, not really paying much interest to them.

Really? Because you spent an entire paragraph describing all of them and what they wore.

Blake just shrugged her shoulders and started to drive off, heading towards Simeon's Garage. It didn't take them that long before they made it to the garage. Blake pulled around back and noticed that there was someone waiting for them there, smoking to pass the time.

Because flappy birds was so last year. Smoking is cool kids, tell your friends!

Blake recognized him instantly, and made no attempts to try and shoo him away.

(Gif of shooing away)

Once she got out of the car,

How was she shooing him away if she was in the car?

Blake walked over to the man. Ruby soon followed, looking over how this man was dressed,

Here we go again.

blonde hair with a gray baseball shirt and a pair of ragged jeans. She figured he was a part of the crew by the way Blake was acting, but she couldn't know for sure. "Jaune, nice to see you made it." Blake said to the guy.

...she wants him gone but she is happy to see him?

"Yeah, when Weiss gave me the call, it was one of those things where I didn't want to piss her off. You know how she gets."


The man known as Jaune said to Blake.

Known as? It's his name you stupid hot girl!

"You don't have to tell me twice." She turned to Ruby. "Ruby, this is Jaune Arc. He's the guy who was newest to the crew before you came along. Jaune, this is Ruby Rose, Yang's sister and the newest addition, provided she get's this job done."

So don't fuck it up! If you do, we won't be able to finish the story!

Jaune dropped his smoke on the ground and stood in front of Ruby, a goofy smile plastered all over his face. "Nice to meet you. Yang actually told me a bit about you when we worked together at one point. Said you were a really nice person." Jaune said to her.


Ruby chuckled a bit. "Did she now? Not surprising considering how Yang is." Ruby stated back to Jaune.

Classic Yang. Always telling gang members about how nice a person her sister is.

"Well, now that you two are acquainted, I have my own job that needs doing. Have fun, and don't let Simeon sucker you into some cheap jobs." Blake said as she turned around and got back into her car.

You literally said that all he does are low paying jobs.

Jaune and Ruby waved bye

...because there hardcore gangsters that smoke, have tattoos, and drink rum?

and watched as Blake sped off. "Sheesh, she's in a hurry." Jaune said.

Probably because she doesn’t want to be a part of the story any more.

"Come on, this job isn't gonna do itself." Jaune and Ruby walked into the garage, a middle aged man approaching them as they walked in.

Want to buy some drugs?

"Ah, Jaune my boy, it's good to see you again, and I see you must be Miss Rose. Weiss told me to expect you, but she didn't tell me just how lovely you look." The man said. From what Ruby could tell, this must have been Simeon.


"As charming as always Simeon." Jaune said, rolling his eyes. "So what's our job for today?"


"One moment, I have the paperwork for you right in my office."

Paperwork? They didn't say anything about paperwork when I joined the gang!

Simeon stated. He walked back into the other room, giving Ruby time to turn to Jaune and silently gesture that he was a creep.

Once he returned though, she acted like nothing was wrong. "Today you have two pickups to do. The first is a Hot Pink Zion on Carson Avenue in La Mesa. The second is a bit more tricky. It's a Dominator out in El Burro Heights, and I would suggest you go in armed, because I'm sure the owner of the car isn't going to give it up easily, as is his Vagos Friends."

If someone knows Spanish, please tell me what Vagos means because I am too lazy to look it up.

Jaune looked at him like he had wings growing out of his ass.

...has he seen a man with wings coming out of his ass to compare him to?

"You serious with this Simeon, we've had some crap jobs from you before, but this is pretty risky."

aaaawwww. What’s the matter little gang member? You can't handle killing a couple of people?

"Oh but Miss Schnee assured me that the two of you would be successful." A sly grin appearing on his face. "You wouldn't want to disappoint Weiss now would you?"

Yes I would. I'm a bad bad boy. I need to be punished.

Jaune groaned, it was clear that Simeon had just suckered the two of them.

It's not suckering them if they know. It was more of a threat.

"Fine, but just don't be surprised if the Dominator has bullet holes in it. I'm pretty sure we're gonna be getting shot at."

"Excellent, excellent.

Simeon is an asshole. I like it!

I hope to see the two of you again soon." Simeon said as he returned to his normal activities.

Which are........?

Jaune and Ruby walked out of the garage over to the parking lot in the back. Jaune's Copper Dinka Blista not really standing out, but it did it's job well enough, to Jaune's satisfaction.

All right story. In what way did that sentence make sense?

"I really hate that guy." Jaune said as the two of them got into Jaune's car. "I mean, I really really hate that guy."

I hate him so much! I mean. He's paying us to steal something! Can you believe him!? He is the worst kind of person.

"Jeez, what's gotten up your butt?" Ruby asked.

A vibrating dildo, but that’s normal.

"Oh it's just that he keeps screwing with us, yet Weiss doesn't cut ties with him because he 'brings in good money',

Is there such a thing as bad money?

which in my opinion is complete bullshit." Jaune said, air quoting what Weiss said.

No one gives a shit about your opinion. You’re in a gang. If you want your mom to hold your hand, go join the Boy scouts.

"Oh it can't be that bad, can it?"


"Ruby, you have no idea." Jaune said as he started his car, keeping the radio down low so they could chat.

You see? He was able to work the radio with ease.

"So, did Weiss give you the angry, I'm gonna bring hell down upon you speech?"

No. That was just for you Jaune. Stop hitting on her and she will be nicer to you.

"Somehow I didn't get that speech. I'm sure it was just a one time thing though." Ruby said.

You keep saying that. Stop it. It will happen again. She has the hots for you. Just wait.

Jaune shook his head. "Lucky you. The only reason I'm in the crew anyway is because of Pyrrha." Jaune said.

This should be good.

"I don't mean to be rude, which is kinda ironic considering our line of work, but who's Pyrrha?" Ruby asked.


"Pyrrha is an old friend of mine. When she told me what she was doing, I wasn't really too sure about it at first. She eventually told me how much money she was pulling in, and I realized that maybe I could give it a try."

"So I take it she helped you get started?"

That’s it? Boring!

Jaune! I am in a gang and make a shit tone of money. Want to join?

Sure. Ok.

At least try to make a compelling story!

"Yeah, she's one of the crews longest members, only behind Ren, and Weiss up at the top of the food chain. She helped me get in, and even though I haven't been doing that great, I'm still at least pulling in successful results most of the time." Jaune said, clearly his lack of skill was making him judgmental of his own abilities. A character in the story that is judgmental of himself? Actually good writing?

"Well, at least you're getting better, am I right?" Ruby asked.


"Yeah, kinda. It's no big deal now at this point, but I'm at least trying so that's good."

Oh thank god. For a second there I thought that there was going to be good writing. Lucky for us, it was brushed off like nobody’s biasness.

Just then Ruby's pocket began buzzing.

Vibrating dildo! I called it!

Her phone was going off.

Wrong kind of calling.

"Hello?" She picked up the phone answering the call. Jaune couldn't tell who was on the other end, but from Ruby's expression,

He just met her a page ago. How would he be able to do that?

it didn't sound good. "By the end of the day? That soon?" Her expression changed, turning to complete shock.

Why are we switching perspectives here? I thought this story was about Ruby?... Now that I think about it, they did this with Wise too! Make up your mind author!

"Wow, that's actually pretty neat. Though, no, you can't stay in the city with me to visit. I got my own stuff going on." Jaune guessed that someone she didn't necessarily want to talk to was calling. "Look just..." Ruby took a deep breath to calm down a bit. "...Just drop it off where I asked you to before, and then you can head home. Don't bother waiting because I wasn't going to get it right away anyway. Look, I'm busy right now, just text me when you drop the car off and that's all you need to do." Ruby hung up after that, heavily sighing after she got off the phone.


"You sound like you have a fun conversation." Jaune said sarcastically.


"Oh, it's this guy who thinks he has a chance with me, only he doesn't.

I jumped off of the bridge! What more do you want from me!

I need him to drop off my Bifta so that I have my own ride and he wants to spend time with me while he's here.

I thought that it was equivalent exchange!

Only I just want my car, and for him to go away, yet he doesn't take the fucking hint."

Never give up! Never surrender!

Ruby said, she was just about ready to punch the dashboard of Jaune's car.


"Well, don't worry, cause we're at the first stop.

Don't worry. We aren’t going to go into your personal life. More important story to be told!

Should be simple, if you can distract the lady in the front, I can sneak around back and grab the ride." Jaune handed her the keys to his car, and began to walk off. "Be careful with her by the way." Ruby just rolled her eyes as she walked into the salon. Jaune's plan made sense, kept eyes off of him and helped him get his job done as soon as possible.

She is in a building. Just go and take the car?

Ruby didn't like having to talk to the people in the salon one bit, the environment was absolutely horrendous to her.

There was hair everywhere! Can you believe it?

She made up an excuse saying her friend asked her to check out the times because she was busy, which worked, to her amazement. After she finished talking, she walked out and noticed that Jaune had successfully got away.

As I said. She wouldn't notice if it is gone because she is in a building.

She checked her phone, hoping that someone would let her know what was going on, only to see nothing.

No texting and driving. Jaune is a smart boy. Also they never exchanged numbers.

She assumed that she needed to head back to Simeon's, so she got into Jaune's car and used her phone's gps to locate the place.

Or she could go and get the other car? But that makes to much sense.

After a few minutes of driving, she came back upon the garage, and noticed that Jaune had made it back safely. She pulled over and scooted over to the passenger seat as Jaune got back into the car. "Nice work. Sorry if you had to bear the brunt of that place by the way."

Dose the author just hate hair salons? You don't have to talk to them you know?

"It was like I was invading Berlin back in the forties. I don't ever want to go into one of those places again."


On that note Jaune started to pull away towards their second stop. Along the way, Ruby noticed that Jaune seemed to be more nervous than before, so she wanted to know why. "So, you seem jumpy right now, what gives?"

Too much Cocaine!!!

"It's our second job. Odds are we're going to be getting shot at, so I don't particularly like how this is going to turn out, at least right now anyway."

Let’s take bets everyone!

Jaune is getting shot.

Jaune is getting shot.

Ruby will save Jaune from getting killed.

Ruby is going to walk in on someone having sex or Ruby has sex with Jaune afterwards.

Everything turns out fine.

"Eh, well in our line of work, getting shot at should come as a given." Ruby stated. Jaune was about to argue, but then realized that he was wrong to argue so he just shut up.

Good boy. You’re learning your place.

The rest of the ride was pretty quiet, and once they got there, Jaune parked a good distance away so they wouldn't get noticed. "That the place?" Ruby asked him once he parked.

Nope. I just decided to park the car in a location so we wouldn't get notice. Now let’s have sex.

There's no way you are winning the bet.

Yea. The author isn't really the type to do that.

A man can dream can't he!

"Yep, and there's the Dominator."

He pointed to the car that Simeon wanted, then turned to Ruby. "You got a plan?" He asked.


Ruby thought about things for a second. "If I can convince the guy to start the car for me, that would make this go a lot quicker. are going to try and trick the guy into giving you the car.......... good one.

I'm going to set my phone's gps now so that I don't have to do that while I'm getting shot at.

But that’s half of the fun!

Once I take off, you head back to Simeon's garage and meet me there."

Good to see that they are using teamwork.

Ruby got out of the car and before she moved up, she took her pistol and hid it in the large pocket of her pants by her waist.

Where did she have it before?

Somehow it didn't seem to be noticeable, but she didn't mind that at all, it actually made her job a lot easier.

Did she want the gun to be noticeable?

Ruby walked down the street, knowing she was being watched. She approached the guy who was standing next to the car. "Hey, nice ride you got here."


"Ey yo, you diggin the ride?" The guy said.


"Yeah, pretty kickass ride if you ask me. You mind if I hear this beast roar?" Ruby said, she put a bit of sexuality into her tone of voice. She figured it wouldn't help to stack the deck into her favor, so she went all out.

Why must you tease me with your lack of vocabulary? I know that you are just going to go into an action sequence. Help a brother out? Also, it wouldn't help? If it isn't going to help then why do it? Lastly, if she went all out she would be naked...just saying.

"Yo, for you, I'd do anything."

Don't do it man! All she does is trick you into doing what she wants! Trust me.

The guy said as he got into the car and started the engine. He started to nod his head back and forth and turned to face Ruby. "You like what you hear?"

It's not moaning in pleasure or ecstasy so no I don't.

Ruby got in closer, her plan coming completely together. "Oh believe me..." Ruby pulled out her gun and shot the guy quick in the head.

What the fuck man! Do you have any idea how much less that car is worth now?

Then she pulled out he body and hopped in, driving away within a matter of seconds after killing the guy. "...I liked hearing that." She drove past Jaune, who noticed the other members of the Vagos finally start to come to their senses, which prompted him to leave as well.

And just like that I'm lost again. Didn't Jaune go back to Simeon's?

Ruby drove like crazy, she was having a blast. It felt good to her to get back into the swing of things and she couldn't be any more excited than she was.



She made her way back to Simeon's garage and just dropped the car off. Jaune was waiting for her there and she got into the car him,

...I need a chart of some sorts. He was going to leave her and head back without her. She then passed him and got to Simeon's first, but then he was waiting for her. Hentai Man is broken.


All better!

ready to head back to her sister's apartment. Ruby shot Yang

OMG!!! She shot Yang again!

a text letting her know that the jobs were done and that she was heading back to the apartment. Yang fortunately didn't have anything to do until later that day so she was going to be back at the apartment when Ruby got there. After some random chit-chat between Ruby and Jaune, they eventually arrived at Yang's apartment. "That was a blast." Ruby said to Jaune.

So that bet...

I'm out.


I win.

NO!!! There’s still a chance!

"You ain't kidding. We got those jobs done quicker than I thought we would." Jaune said back.


Ruby got out of the car and leaned against it, her head poking in the window. "It was nice working with you. Guess we'll see what happens tomorrow." Ruby said.

Jaune! You’re blowing it! Ask to go up! Make a joke! Ask if she wants to go out! DO SOMETHING!

"Yeah, well take care Ruby, and welcome to the crew." Jaune said. Ruby pushed herself away from the car and Jaune took off back towards his own apartment.

Pay up Hent. You have lost.

...I hate this story.

Ruby looked up at Yang's apartment and sighed. She had nothing left to do that day, and she knew that Yang probably wasn't going to be around for long. Either way, it didn't stop her from heading inside anyway, it was her only place to live after all. And at least she could get out of the damn suit she had been wearing since this morning. No time to change and that made dealing with the Vagos that much harder to deal with.


As she approached the door, she noticed that it was unlocked, so she just decided to walk in. When she did, she noticed her sister and Blake going at it on the couch that Yang slept upon. "Oh my fucking god Yang!" Ruby shouted when she saw the sight.


PAY UP BITCHIS! the fuck did you pull that off? Not only did you get the walking in on someone but you also got the lesbian thing right.

Hentai Man knows all.

Haha lightish purple, you got beet at the last second.

Fuck all of you.

Well played Hent...well played.

Both Yang and Blake jumped as well, they scrambled to cover themselves as soon as possible, Ruby walking out of the apartment until she knew it was safe to go in.

No you fuck! Go back in there and take part! You wanted to get out of the suit anyways.

Yang walked over to the door and opened it up, fortunately for Ruby and everyone else in the hallway, she was clothed,

I hate you even more.

even if it was the first thing she could grab. "Yeah, just pretend you didn't see that

It will be the only thing I will remember about this story.

Ruby." Yang said as Ruby walked back into the apartment, her face red from embarrassment, much like Yang and Blake's.

They then had a massive three-way?

"I'm going to do more than pretend that I didn't see that." Ruby stated as she walked in. "In fact, I'm going to go hide someplace so that I don't see you guys going at it anymore." Ruby was surprised at how Yang was actually a lesbian, but she didn't really feel concerned over that. She just wished that Yang had said something to her first.

Because Ruby is also a lesbian?

See? Now you’re getting the hang of it! Stick with me Yellow. You and me are going places.

I don't really have a choice.

"Ruby, I'm sorry that you had to see that ok? If it makes you feel better, we promise to not do that while you're around." Yang said to Ruby. Blake had run into her room and told Yang to talk to Ruby about it. "So did work go?"

Don't you dare change the subject!!!

Yang was never one to feel awkward around anyone, but this was too much for her, having Ruby walk in on her like that.


"How long have you known Yang?" Ruby asked.


"Uh pardon?"


"How long did you know you were a lesbo?" Ruby said, the fun loving Ruby gone and replaced with a more concerned sister.


"I guess about 2 years now. I probably should've told you about that huh." Yang said, realizing what Ruby was going for.


"Yeah, so why didn't you?"

So we can have this awkward conversation about it and make the reader mad by not acting on it.

Yang sighed. "I was worried you would think of me as a freak. Then again, I was probably just nervous. And since I never dealt with that before, I guess you could say that I didn't know how to handle it."

Handle it like a pair of breasts. Delicate but firm.

It was all Ruby needed to hear. She pulled her sister into a hug, showing her that she wasn't thinking of her that way.

Damn you.

"Tell you the truth, I've been hiding the same thing myself, except for only about 6 weeks now. I knew I was going to tell you in person though." Ruby said, causing Yang to laugh.

Hentai Man happy!!!!! Good job Yellow.

Holy shit that worked?

Anything is possible when you're horny.

"Well then that makes things easier on us." Yang and Ruby both started laughing together, going back to their usual sisterly ways.

Aren’t we lucky? We have an apartment filled with hot chicks and they are all lesbians. Life is great.

Weiss noticed her phone went off,

Also a lesbian?

This story has gotten infinitely better. 10/10 would read again.

someone must have been trying to get a hold of her. When she walked over to the kitchen counter to pick it up, she noticed that Lester was trying to call her. "Yeah?" Weiss said. She heard what the man had to say, and didn't bother to say anything in between.

Nice try as a cliffhanger, but you had me at “there’s three lesbians in a room together.”

She knew that interrupting Lester wasn't something she should do when it came to getting information from him. Even though it was night out, the job still carried on, sometimes even through the night. Any work that came her way would get done as soon as possible, her crew well known for doing that. Once Weiss finished with Lester, she hung up the phone and walked down the stairs to her personal room. From there she put on a black leather jacket, a pair of dark faded jeans and a red tank top. It wasn't perfect but it would do the job just fine, and with some luck on her part, she wouldn't need to worry about it. As she finished getting her stuff together, she sent a message to someone from her phone and then walked out of her apartment to go do some work.


I am actually looking forward to the next chapter. I will see you all next time.

Hentai Man signing off.

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