Review #64

Bloodninja Anthology

Story by Bloodninja

Review by Ray

Martin_Daniels: Okay, here's your fucking poster, now can we do a review already?
Ray_Thompson: I'm glad you asked.
Martin_Daniels: Shit, you sounds way too enthusiastic. What hell am I in for?
Ray_Thompson: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

Ray_Thompson: A great username followed by such a disappointing one.

Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.

Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.


BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Martin_Daniels: Me too baby.

Bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

_Hentai_Man_: I need this spell. I NEED THIS SPELL!

BritneySpears14: Hey...

Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.

_Hentai_Man_: Oh, already have that one.

Martin_Daniels: It’s true, I saw him use it a few times while experiments.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Ray_Thompson: And you clearly don’t know the meaning of roleplay.

Martin_Daniels: This is the internet,



Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Ray_Thompson: F**k, now what the fuck could that mean?

Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

Ray_Thompson: But she’s a level 50 popstar, so that has to count for something.

Martin_Daniels: Not when he casts a  lvl one million Lightning.

Ray_Thompson: That’s right, you have to be Unforgiven class to ride the lightning.


BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.

Martin_Daniels: Piece of what?

Ray_Thompson: Piece of fine wizard ass.

Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Ray_Thompson: Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Ray_Thompson: Good call, easy mode is for bitches.

Bloodninja: Baby?


BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

Ray_Thompson: And who might this fellow be?

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

Martin_Daniels: Woah, did I say you could call me Em bitch. Only my mama calls me that.

Ray_Thompson: Obligatory mom’s spaghetti reference.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

Ray_Thompson: I get the impression that she won’t be writing him a poem or anything like that.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.


BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh s**t

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.

Ray_Thompson: Now does that actually come with kiddie porn, or does he order that separately?

eminemBNJA: Oh s((t

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Ray_Thompson: A master of romance.

Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.

Martin_Daniels: Sarah19fca? What was John taken?

Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.

Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.

Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Sarah19fca: you like that?

Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.

Ray_Thompson: Do we even have to say anything? Bloodninja, if you want a place on the Retributionists all you have to do is ask.

Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Sarah19fca: Peanuts?

Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?

Ray_Thompson: He’s talking about Ken Griffey Jr., pay attention.

Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

Martin_Daniels: This is art.

Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.

Sarah19fca: /ignore

Martin_Daniels: Does that actually work?

Ray_Thompson: Maybe, but I think that’s her way of saying she covered her ears and started going lalalalala.

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

Ray_Thompson: Looks like love was found after all.


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)

Ray_Thompson: Your username is DirtyKate, how subtle do you think you’re being?

Martin_Daniels: “Here’s the first three digits of my phone number, e-mail me.”

DirtyKate: Who are you?

Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Ray_Thompson: I’m sorry Kate, was that your attempt at being sexy? Because it’s not, it’s just a very inconsiderate way of ordering, there’s no need to shout.

Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!

Ray_Thompson: An extra extra large pizza dripping with sauce that has everything on it, if that doesn’t turn you on then I don’t know what does.

Martin_Daniels: “That old car tire? Throw it on the pizza, I said everything!”

Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate: Umm...Yes

Ray_Thompson: You know she spent a few minutes trying to figure out which answer was more erotic.

Martin_Daniels:”She said dripping with sensuality.”

DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.


Martin_Daniels: It would be hilarious if he actually made her wait fifteen minutes.

DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.

Martin_Daniels: Well said.

Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though


DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.

Bloodninja: How did you know?

Ray_Thompson: Is she also a wizard?

Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Ray_Thompson: Should’ve just taken a warm shower.

Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....


DirtyKate: What the fuck?

DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t

Ray_Thompson: Says DirtyKate.

DirtyKate: F**k

Ray_Thompson: Yes, that’s what he did to the pizza.


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?

Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?

MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.

Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out

Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.


MommyMelissa: is that it?

Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

Ray_Thompson: What, that poetic masterpiece wasn’t doing it for you?


Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

Ray_Thompson: Now here’s a guy who knows how to use adverbs. Take some notes Tara, this is how it’s done.

Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

Ray_Thompson: Patriotic as fuck.

MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.


Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.

MommyMelissa: ...

Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

Ray_Thompson: Shit, she found the secret of his power.

Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.

MommyMelissa: whatever.


Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

Ray_Thompson: Why would it ever be a metaphor?

j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.


Ray_Thompson: You were saying?

j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.

j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.

Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli13: thats it.

Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

_Hentai_Man_: you and me both.

Ray_Thompson: Shouldn’t you be watching Yellow and the others?

_Hentai_Man_: Oh shit!


Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Ray_Thompson: Wellhung, who ever could that be?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Ray_Thompson: That’s basically how it goes in real life too, everyone wants to fuck anyone. Anyone.

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Ray_Thompson: Wait a minute, did I copy the wrong thing? So far this doesn’t sound much like the Bloodninja I know.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.

Ray_Thompson: Alright, now we’re getting somewhere.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Ray_Thompson: Such an elegant solution.

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Ray_Thompson: “For you. They are erect specifically for you.”

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!


Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.


Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Ray_Thompson: This is exactly the kind of nonsensical bullshit I would do on this site if I knew what it was.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Ray_Thompson: Anyone else get the impression that (s)he’s given up a little bit?

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Ray_Thompson: The most considerate troll you’ve ever seen.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Ray_Thompson: He can’t see and he has to take a piss, this can only end well.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put know know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.


Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Ray_Thompson: I’m just impressed that she’s still talking to him.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!



I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!

SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?

I.F.: a Kodiac bear

Ray_Thompson: I think we’ve identified the bloodninja.

SexyKarla17: ?

I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me

SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach

Ray_Thompson: She’s surprisingly alright with that, but that’s basically how it goes in real life too, everyone wants to fuck anyone. Anyone. everyone wants to fuck anything. Anything.

I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near

SexyKarla17: huh?

I.F.: Bears get f**kin pumped when anyone is near their cubs

Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..

SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.

I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now

SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly

I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you

I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you

SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now

I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.

SexyKarla17: what the f**k?

Ray_Thompson: What the fuck did you expect?

I.F.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.


I.F.: My s**t is hard you ready to jump aboard?

1hOttYeVe: oh yea im so wet right now

I.F.: Why you just shower?

1hOttYeVe: no im wet for you

I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator s**t you would dive and slide down, there was that badass pool at the end of it.

1hOttYeVe: What the f**k are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?

I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on you...

I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!

1hOttYeVe: alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest

I.F.: I pop like 16 boners

1hOttYeVe: what the f**k!

I.F.: what?

Ray_Thompson: Sorry readers, are we getting in the way of this? Because I’m more and more sure that we really don’t have to be here.


Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?

J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.

Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"

J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.

Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?

J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.

Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?

J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.

Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".

Ray_Thompson: How literally is he going to take this?

J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.

Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?

J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.

Partner6: It likes that.

J-Dogg: aight.

Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...

J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.

Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.

J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...

Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.

J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...

Partner6: WTF?!

J-Dogg: Oh s**t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!

Ray_Thompson: A common mistake.

Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f**k women…

J-Dogg: S**it just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!

Partner6: You dips**t.

J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...

J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.


J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.

Partner8: Who the f**k are you?

Ray_Thompson: Partner8, wait a minute…

Martin_Daniels: Where’s Parnter7?

J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:

Ray_Thompson: I bet this is going to be super subtle.

J-Dogg: F**k me, F**k me.

Martin_Daniels: Subtle.

J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.

Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?

Ray_Thompson: No?

J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.

Partner8: Is that like cancer?

J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.

Partner8: Good one romeo.

J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.

Towards your room.

The snow and the moon.

Partner8: that was never a haiku.

Martin_Daniels: Sorry J-Dogg, I have to go with Partner8 there.

J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.

Ray_Thompson: Wow, that was about three metaphors all at once.

Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"

J-Dogg: So you ready to f**k then?

Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.

J-Dogg: ...

Partner8: ?

J-Dogg: I'm spent.

Ray_Thompson: Brilliant.


Jdogg: Hey

QT-Pie: Hey

Jdogg: whats goin on

QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?

Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?

QT-Pie: what does that mean?

Jdogg: what are you wearing?

QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.

Jdogg: Garter belt?


Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?

QT-Pie: uh, okay.

Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.

Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.

QT-Pie: WHAT?!

Ray_Thompson: QT-Pie is not amused.

Martin_Daniels: Get over yourself, you’re just a backdrop for the hilarity here.

Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.

Martin_Daniels: That is an awesome line.

Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.

Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.

QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.

Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.

QT-Pie: A stripe?

Jdogg: I need a sandwich.

QT-Pie: You're a freak.

Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

Ray_Thompson: Sure did, and as entertaining as this was, we should probably get back to actual stories. Big things are coming your way readers. Or, if everything goes according to plan; big things are coming your way viewers.