Review #47

Hannah Moantana Part 3: Lilly Likey Doggie

Story by alberto v

Review by Ray

I was taking a look at the stories we review, and you know what seems to be missing? Animal related sex. I mean, we've gone very easy on people like zoophiles and furries, which is really unfair come to think of it. So finally, here's a story with some bestiality, I hope it was worth the wait.

Wrote this a couple years ago, but it hasn't been posted before. This 5-part story

Apparently this is a five part story, but I couldn’t find any other part. Granted, I didn’t look very hard either, but this one section is more than long enough and I don’t get the impression we’re missing out on much context.

could be posted to a couple different areas of the site since it includes a celebrity fantasy, incest, beastiality, and teen on teen lesbianism. If none of that interests you, then move on.

I plead the fifth, but I will say that I’m staying right here.

I apologize if this is too long. I probably put in too much detail for erotica! Cheesy

Well shit, I was going to complain, but that emoticon has completely changed my mind. Well played sir, well played.

Hannah Moantana Part 3: Lilly Likey Doggie

This story is fantasy, not reality.

Most people put the disclaimer before the title, just sayin’.

It is a work of fiction containing characters from a television show.

Which is also fiction. Who’s he worried about offending again?

It is not endorsed by anyone involved with the show

At least, not as far as the author knows.

and is not meant to represent the real lives of the actors who play the characters here. It is just fantasy.

If you are under the age of 18, are offended by details of explicit sex or faint-hearted then please stop reading now.

I know Alberto V meant well with that part of the disclaimer, but I actually disagree. Plenty of people under the age of eighteen are capable of reading explicit material, and I was one of them; it isn’t some magical barrier people cross and instantly change. This is the same reasoning I had behind keeping an age requirement off of /r/TheRetributionists. And anyone offended by sex wouldn’t have clicked on this story or been on the site where I found it in the first place. Anyways, if I don’t review anything for a while after this it’s because the NSA finally caught up with me.

Author: alberto v

Codes: f/f/beast, M, mast, oral, inc, cons, voyeurism

Hold on, I speak sex code. Looks like we’re dealing with a threeway between an animal and two women that involves oral, a man masurbating to it, incest, consent or lack thereof, and it’s all on tape. But really, the only code this needs is return 0;

Features: Hannah Montana,


Boo! I actually kind of like Wrecking Ball but Boo!

age 15 (played by Miley Cyrus),

I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that last line, what was that?

age 15 18 (played by Miley Cyrus),

Good, that’s what I thought. Nothing to see here NSA, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

Lilly Truscott, age 15, (played by Emily Osment),

I’m having a hard time reading this, could you repeat that last line?

Lilly Truscott, age 15, 18 (played by Emily Osment),


Robbie Stewart, age 45 (played by Billy Ray Cyrus)

Umm… fuck it, legal enough.


It was later that evening, the day that Miley and her father had sex for the first time,


that Miley snuck into her father's room and made love to him quietly before falling asleep with him in his bed. Her older brother Jackson was none the wiser when Miley and her father carefully flirted with each other during dinner.


At one point, Miley put her foot in her father's lap under the dinner table, massaging him to an erection with her toes and snickering as he got noticably flush.


Later, as Miley did the dishes he came up behind her and slowly ground his crotch into her ass,


the whole time carrying on a conversation with his son (who was in the other room).

I’m suddenly very thankful I never found the first two parts, the entire review would just be those gifs.

The next morning Jackson left for work early and Miley casually walked naked to the bathroom and into the shower.

I’m sure she was solely taking a shower because she wanted to be clean and had no ulterior motive.

A short while later her father followed her, soaping up her small body before fucking her under the jets of the massaging shower head.


The hot water was nearly gone when they finally finished, only to have Miley give her father a blowjob in the bathroom as they were toweling each other off.

These days, I think the only thing actually stopping her from fucking her father is her father.

This sort of thing continued through the weekend and into the next week, Miley and her father teasing each other when ever Jackson was home, sneaking away to make love when he was asleep, and blatantly fucking all over the house when he was gone.

Maybe I’m missing something because I never watched the show and I don’t have an Oedipus complex, but why even hide this from him? Based on the logic this story seems to follow I bet he’d love to be involved.

In the short span of a week, Miley was becoming an expert at sex and quite comfortable with herself sexually.

I read the disclaimer, but come to think of it are we sure this is fiction?

She knew her brother was going to be gone on a camping trip with another family that weekend and asked her father if she could invite her best friend Lilly Truscott over on Friday, winking at him when she said he could do "Daddy errands" that day and leave the house to her.



Seriously, aren’t winks supposed to hint at something subtle?

Miley hadn't told her father that she knew he'd spied on her when she fucked the family dog, Jinx,

Who according to Google doesn’t seem to exist.

on the patio a week before. She figured that was his secret to either keep or reveal.

Because that would do wonders for her image which, at the time, was a child friendly singer.

It was fun letting him think he had seduced her. Robby agreed, telling her if he came home early he'd be very careful not to disturb them.


Miley had a plan carefully laid out and invited Lilly over for 11 am on Friday. They'd sunbathe, talk, and Miley would see how far she could push her best friend into Miley's new world of sex.

Typical best friend stuff.

Lilly arrived right on time, dressed in a white tank top, green shorts, and orange tennis shoes with yellow laces Her white sunbathing bikini was underneath. She was wearing her long blonde hair in braided pigtails.

Because when I think sexy, I think pigtails.

Miley took Lilly into the kitchen and they quickly caught up on current events. Lilly petted and played with Jinx a bit and the big dog appreciated her attention.

So how long until they fuck? Don’t bother acting like it won’t happen, it’s in the title.

There was lots of girl talk,


most of it not very interesting.


The writer acknowledged that something wasn’t very interesting?


Miley offered Lilly a "special" lemonde,


her father's proven recipe for a vodka lemonade.

Let me guess, part vodka part lemonade. How complicated could it possibly be?

She made two, one secretly much stronger for Lilly and one nearly virgin for Miley.

Virgin Miley, good one.

"Wow Miley, this new, ain't it? We've never drank at your house before. In fact, we never drink at all."

“And yet I’m incredibly okay with it and could immediately identify that there was alcohol in this.”

"Well, Lilly, it's time for us to start acting like adults.

Yes, what better time than fiftee-- eighteen. These characters are definitely eighteen.

A little hooch in our lemonade isn't gonna hurt and it will make sunbathing a lot more fun.

Sunbathing like a mothafucker, these crazy teens are out of control.

Daddy will never know because he doesn't drink that often, and if he figures it out he'll just blame Jackson!


After everything that’s happened in this story already, what are the odds of that?

Bottoms up, girlfriend."

Good call, it’s been a while.


Miley and Lilly kept talking, finishing their first drinks. Lilly could feel the effects of the liquor already, but Miley seemed completely fine

Well she wasn’t.

as she poured a second round. Of course, once again Miley made Lilly's drink secretly stronger than her own.


It was around noon now as the girls headed out onto the patio to sunbathe.

They each laid out on a lounge chair in the sun, Miley in her tiny pink string bikini and Lilly in her more conservative white bikini.

It is technically more conservative, but that doesn’t say bikinis are very conservative in the first place.

Lilly was beginning to really feel her second drink and feeling a little drunk. She'd never drank this much before (she hadn't really drank period)

Well drinking period sounds gross anyways.

and she was feeling a little light-headed,

 Rape time. .

rolling over on her stomach and unhooking her bikini top. Miley was finishing lotioning up, watching Lilly, and she knew the time was ripe to act.

"Lilly, let me put some lotion on you. You're going to burn out here if I don't."

But they’re sunbathing, aren’t they? Fuck it, being from the seldom warm north and with my own history of burns, I’m clearly not an expert.

Miley walked over to her friend and knelt down beside her chair, spilling a generous amount of lotion in her hands and working it onto Lilly's back.

“So, ready to fuck yet?”

"Thanks, Miley. You're so good to me, so nice," Lilly giggled. Miley began working the lotion into Lilly's shoulders, arms and neck, and then down her back.

So what the hell was she rubbing the lotion on before?

She was careful to rub the oil into around sides, just touching the edges of her small breasts, tickling her slightly as she did. Then Miley crawled down and started lotioning Lilly's feet and calves. Lilly giggled as Miley applied lotion to her feet, but got quiet as Miley worked her way past her knees. Miley carefully rubbed the lotion into Lilly's thighs, working the supple muscles of her legs and taking her time as she worked upwards towards Lilly's pelvis.

As much as I hate to admit it that last paragraph actually wasn’t written poorly, objectively speaking. But considering I don’t give a shit about the characters and generally dislike the premise of getting someone drunk to fuck them, I think I’ll pass.

Miley could see that Lilly was beginning to get turned on.

Maybe it’s because you’re massaging her vagina.

Her friend had grown very quiet and relaxed, her back and legs beginning to sweat lightly as Miley worked more lotion into her upper thighs, her fingers occasionally slipping into Lilly's inner thighs and bikini line. Miley had slowly worked Lilly's legs apart


and she could see a damp spot in the crotch of Lilly's bikini bottoms. Her plan was working.

Have you considered the possibility that the wet spot was caused by the lotion?

"Lilly, take off your bikini."


"What? Are you kidding, Miley?"

"Oh, come on, Lilly. No one is here,

Really? Because I count four; Miley, Lilly, the dog, and the dad who’s probably watching all of this from the bushes.

no one is going to be here all afternoon, and no one can see into my backyard.

Except for the studio audience, but don’t mind them.

We have complete privacy. Quit being a baby, be cool, will ya? See? I will."

“Oh, you don’t want to get naked? Well then I’ll put my naked body precariously close to yours, problem solved right?” Clearly this was written by a guy, although I suppose the username Alberto V was already a pretty good sign of that.

With that, Miley stood up and pulled the strings on her bikini, the pink top and bottom falling to the ground. Miley smiled down at her best friend, naked in the sun.

“Lilly then proceeded to


She looked confident and sexy and it made Lilly feel silly and embarrassed for resisting.

Yup, Alberto V is a man.

She wanted to be cool like Miley


and this seemed OK, but she'd never been casually naked in public, or at least not in front of other people.

"Take it off and I'll finish lotioning you.

Lotioning, that almost sounds like a threat.

Come on." Miley casually rubbed some lotion onto her breasts


as she stared at Lilly, then reached around and lotioned her own ass before spreading the final dab into her crotch and inner thighs. Lilly felt a little weird watching Miley handle her private parts this way.

The more I read, the more I think this is a true story.

It was kinda sexy, she thought.

The more I read, the less I think this is a true story.

She'd never looked at another girl that way.

Lilly hesitated. "I don't know Miley. What if someone comes home?

Logic? What’s that doing in erotica, shoo! Go on now, git!

What if your brother or father show up? That would be...ewww."

"Jackson left town this morning for a camping trip and Dad is going to be out of town all day until after dinner."

Well which one is it?

Miley lied about this second part.


She knew there was a good chance her Dad would quietly sneak back home and spy on them. She was hoping he would actually, and she knew it was unlikely Lilly would have any idea, but it would be a great treat for her father.

Well that’s… nice? Creepy? Dysfunctional?

"Come on, Lilly, don't be a dork!


Pop stars don't have tan lines and neither do their friends! Just take it off, alright?"

"Um, OK."


Lilly sheepishly stood up, letting the unhooked white bikini top fall off. Her small breasts (she was nearly flat-chested)

Thanks for the clarification, when you said she had small breasts I assumed you really meant she had massive breasts.

were capped by large, dark brown areola(about the size of a half-dollar) and blueberry-sized nipples.

These are very specific analogies.

Lilly was careful to wear bras and t-shirts that hid her perky, large nipples. She hesitantly put her thumbs in the waistband of her bikini bottoms, then slowly peeled them off, stepping out of them. Lilly's bush started as a thin line of tawny light brown pubic hair sprouting from the cleft of her bare mons,

Because I want to read about an eighteen


year old’s pubes. Though to be fair that’s on me, I should’ve known what I was getting into.

which branched out into wispy bush of hair that was trimmed just below her bikini line. Her pubic hair was much thinner and straighter than Miley's.

Yeah, I wouldn’t be all that surprised if Miley’s crotch looked like ZZ Top’s faces.


Her vulva was smooth, puffy and nearly bare, very lightly covered in fine blonde peach fuzz that was nearly invisible.

Say what you want, but Alberto V had a vision. A very specific and mildly pedophilic vision, but a vision all the same.

"OK, stand still a second," said Miley. She squirted a pile of lotion into her hand and kneeled down in front of Lilly, rubbing the lotion liberally onto her ass.

Are we really still pretending this is about the lotion?

Lilly had a beautiful ass, too. Firm globes of flesh that were dimpled with tight muscle and little baby fat but perfectly formed. Many hours of skateboarding and sports had given Lilly a beautiful backside and Miley was jealous of her, but she enjoyed touching and fondling it.

Why is that a but? She likes it, jealous or not she clearly wants to touch it.

Lilly closed her eyes as Miley rubbed the lotion into her bottom, taking special care to get ample oil between Lilly's cheeks. A couple times, her fingers came close to Lilly's anus and once, Lilly shuddered when they did.

So Lilly, not even the slightest idea about what might be going on here? No? Figured.

Miley quietly began rubbing around Lilly's hips and up her sides. "OK, Lilly, go ahead and lay down and I'll finish up." Lilly suddenly opened her eyes, a little startled, and complied. Miley started on Lilly's shoulders,

Which she already covered earlier.

then worked her way down to Lilly's chest, smiling as she began to work lotion onto Lilly's breasts.


Don’t mind this, just a completely regular thing friends do for each other.

Lilly put on her sunglasses,

She can’t get a tan line on her ass, yet it’s completely fine to get a tan line on her face.

finished her lemonade in a large gulp, and laid back. She was feeling pretty buzzed and relaxed and she'd stopped paying any attention to the damp warmth in her pussy. What Miley was doing didn't seem sexual, but it felt really good.

So good you could almost say it was sexual.

As Miley's hands found Lilly's breasts and casually flicked her nipples,

Once more, “Casually.”


they grew stiff. Miley worked down to Lilly's stomach, then moved to Lilly's ankles and feet, then back up her legs, past her knees and to her thighs.

Again, most of which you already covered. Come on story, get to the point so we can wrap this up.

Lilly remained silent, her eyes closed and her breathing growing deeper.

As Miley worked her fingers into Lilly's inner thighs, Lilly slowly shifted in the chair and spread her legs a bit.


Miley got a clear view of Lilly's pussy and could see it was getting wet with excitement. Miley was close to dripping she was so turned on. Miley's plan was working, but she was just getting started. She wanted to corrupt sweet little Lilly and show her just how much pleasure she was missing out on.

But sex is wrong, and immoral, and--


Alright, alright, it’s pretty damn good.

Miley squirted another pile of lotion onto her hand, the bottle now nearly empty, and placed her hands around Lilly's left thigh, running her fingers up her leg and briefly brushing Lilly's pussy. Lilly gasped.


"You OK, sweetie? I don't want you to burn anywhere, even here."

Well she does, but a different sort of burn.

Miley giggled as her finger came within a quarter inch of Lilly's pussy again.

A very, very specific vision.

(sigh) "Yeah...go ahead."


Miley took her cue and placed both hands inside Lilly's thighs,

How inside are we talking? Is her hand between Lilly’s thighs, or did Miley turn into a ghost and literally phase her hand through her friend’s leg?

running them up to her crotch and into the young girl's wet cunt. Lilly gasped again and moaned slightly as Miley brought her right hand onto her friend's pussy, massaging the soft flesh. She spread lotion around Lilly's pelvis

Fuck the lotion, this clearly has nothing to do with the lotion.

and finished by tracing her hand back to Lilly's pussy and running it down the girl's slit, almost to her asshole. Lilly moaned again, her head rolling to one side.


Miley held her hand there a second, feeling her friend's wet slit and savoring this moment of naughtiness.

She was so involved in her task that Miley didn't realize her father had been home and watching her (once again) from the kitchen for the last 15 minutes. He had already gotten the HD video camera set up

And suddenly this got even more creepy.

via mini-tripod on the counter,

I’ll let you in on a little tip Alberto V; nobody cares about the details of how he’s recording it. Anyone turned on by this is more focused on the action, and people mocking it such as myself are going to point out how pointless that detail was.

recording this beautiful moment of teen lesbian tenderness. He had gotten home just in time to see Miley and Lilly disrobe and he'd nearly cum when he saw Lilly's gorgeous little body.


He was jacking off,

You don’t say?

watching his daugher seduce her best friend, when he saw Miley lean down and whisper something to Lilly, then she got up and walked over to the patio door. She quickly came back with Jinx, who was excited to be outside with his mistress and her friend.

His mistress, really? Accurate or not, I doubt that’s how the dog thinks of it.

Jinx could smell their sex and here was a new potential lover.

Okay, that’s a little more accurate.

He trotted over to Lilly, who was still lying on the lawn chair, and licked her face and then sniffed down her body.


Miley knelt down next to Lilly as Jinx made his way down to Lilly's crotch, sniffing her quickly before he whined and licked her pussy.

It sure is neat that this eighteen year old is getting it on with what was a dog but then turned into a human and being video taped after signing a form of consent and because she was drunk they waited to do all of this until she was completely sober in addition to the fact that she was given permission from a guardian to drink in moderation. My favorite part is how completely legal this would be in real life.

Lilly came to with a start, groggy but aware, and Miley stopped her from sitting up.

"Just let him do what he does.

“I don’t really give a shit about your opinion in all of this, just do what I tell you to because I’m famous, ‘kay?”

No one needs to know,

Except for whoever sees that video.

Jinx won't tell, I won't tell, and believe me, it's amazing. You're going to love it, Lilly."

Lilly was nearly drunk and dazed with sexual passion, but this was a little much. "No Miley, I can't."

Alberto V, I don’t know if you know how titles work, but it’s the first thing most people read. When you call your story Lilly Likey Doggie and it’s clearly erotica, it’s sort of pointless to pretend it won’t happen.

"Come on, Lilly, be cool. It's no big deal.


Could it be any more obvious?

He's just a doggy giving you some kisses.

If that’s how you want to see it then fine, but consider the fact that a lot of people just aren’t into that.

It feels great and he wants to do it. Just relax and try it out for a second." Lilly gave in, still nervous but embarrassed by Miley's pressuring and loosened up by the alcohol.

Jinx sniffed her again and nuzzled his nose into her crotch, his long tongue lapping at her exposed slit.


Lilly was struck by an amazing burst of pleasure and moaned loudly, her eyes opening wide for a second and then drooping closed, her head falling back onto the chair,

Is she dead?

as Jinx got into the act. Her drunk body was aroused enough to respond and she involuntarily spread her legs for the dog. He immediately began lapping at her vigorously. Miley took one of Lilly's breast in her hand and began fondling it.

“As a friend.”

She stroked Lilly's head with her other hand as Jinx continued to lick the poor girl's pussy. Lilly was lightly moaning and groaning from all this attention.

Yeah, it’s the attention that’s making her do that, not the tongue onslaught or the vodka or the breast fondling.

"Here, Lilly, slide down," and Miley helped Lilly slide forward on the chair and then stepped over Jinx (who kept his snout in Lilly's crotch the entire time)

(There were much better ways to say that than with parenthesis)

to spread Lilly's legs further apart. She then motioned Jinx to step between Lilly's legs hanging off the chair, giving the puppy complete access to the girl's sex. Jinx's tongue began lapping Lilly from anus to clit, treating the girl to an incredible tongue lashing.

 Nothing to do Here Gif by CartoonZack

Miley returned to fondling the girl's breasts and rubbing her all over. Then Miley leaned over and kissed Lilly on the cheek, then on the lips.

“And then she did the same thing, but to the cheeks and lips on her face.”

Lilly, lost in pleasure and arousal, opened her mouth and joined Miley in a deep kiss, moaning softly. Lilly and Miley had never kissed before

She had her genitals licked by a dog before she was kissed, who among us can say their life went any differently?

and Miley was in the driver's seat, working her tongue expertly into her inexperienced friend's mouth.

Miley climbed up on top of Lilly, placing her knees on each side of the girl, and kept kissing her deeply while wrapping her arms around her neck. Miley arched her back, placing her ass and pussy just over Lilly's crotch.

Why just over it, why not simply on it? I think we can be done teasing at this point.

Jinx immediately began lapping hungrily at both girls, his head bobbing up and down between his feast of teen pussy.

Bitch please, Hentai Man had that for breakfast.

Both girls were alternately kissing, moaning, and lightly bucking their hips to the dog's rough, long tongue.

If that dog had known where her pussy has been… meh, he still probably would’ve done it, dogs don’t really give a shit.

Inside, Robby was masturbating furiously and loving every second of his show. At one point Miley turned her head towards the kitchen (while Lilly kissed her neck) and smiled at the window, unable to see inside due to the glare of the sun and tinted windows but certain her father was there. She blew him a quick kiss and winked before turning back to Lilly and kissing her passionately.

The epitome of inconspicuous.

Miley laid her weight on Lilly's chest and reached between them, pulling back Lilly's cunt lips

Cunt Lips, now there’s a nickname.

with one hand to expose her clitty to Jinx. Lilly moaned loudly and squirmed under Miley's probing fingers, her pussy on fire.

I knew she was going to feel a burn, thanks for nothing Miley.

Lilly was close to coming and Jinx sensed her orgasm, focusing his attention on her sopping wet pussy.

“Jinx sensed her orgasm, so he did absolutely nothing different.”

He lapped away at her and Lilly groaned and gasped, breathing sharply as beads of sweat began to appear all over her creamy skin. Miley sensed the approaching orgasm too and rubbed her chest and breasts up against Lilly while kissing her faster and harder.

♪ Th-that-that-that that don’t kill me, can only make sex wronger; faster, harder, father, daughter ♪

I know it’s a shitty song and my version isn’t better, but we’re dealing with Miley Cyrus, so the bar should be pretty damn low.

She was in control of the girl's fate now and she loved it.

Her fate? Are they about to go on a quest? Because if they are I might actually put an effort into finding part four.

She loved seeing innocent Lilly becoming a little slut just like her, loved the thought of her father watching them both. She wished he could be inside her right now, fucking her while she turned Lilly into her little slut.

Am I the last person on earth who prefers actual character to sluts?

Suddenly Lilly tensed up, her body jerking as she yelped and began cumming. Jinx kept lapping, Miley kept kissing, Lilly kept cumming, and inside Robby came too.


He was developing an amazing library of porn starring his daughter.


Outside, Lilly slowly relaxed and stopped grunting. She closed her legs and Jinx moved to lapping at Miley. Miley rolled over on her friend and Jinx whined and walked away. She cuddled up next to Lilly and kissed her softly.

"Wow, that was pretty amazing. I told you it was going to be good.

The sex is over Miley, you can stop jerking yourself off.

What did you think?"

"Oh my god, Miley, Lilly likey!


I've never felt anything like that before. Thank you. I love you, Miley."

"I love you too, little slut,"


Miley giggled with a devlish grin as she nestled her head on Lilly's shoulder. They kissed softly and held each other a while longer. Inside, Robby sensed the fireworks were over

Hold up, there were fireworks in the sky? Well I don’t blame him for paying more attention to that than the sex thing.

and quickly cleaned up his cum,

Maybe they were really good fireworks.

then put away the camera and snuck back out of the house. He'd leave them alone for the rest of the afternoon, but he knew was going to have to fuck the living daylights out of Lilly too.

Well, we all have our goals I suppose. Some people want to be famous, others want to find peace, and some just want to be arrested.

There was just no question about it, although he was still afraid the girl might not want him to.

Miley eventually brought Lilly inside, careful to make sure they were alone.

But did they get nice tans‽

Lilly fell asleep for a nap, naked in Miley's bed, and Miley considered her next moves. She figured the best idea was to invite Lilly to stay the night this weekend while her brother was gone out of town. Hopefully, Lilly's mind had been successfully opened to all the new possibilities before her.

And hopefully, the rest of us never find out. That’s the end of part three, and as far as I care that’s the end of the story.