This one is by Hollybuckets, a name which I'll admit is kind of clever. But don't hold your breath for more creativity, this My Little Pony fanfiction is nothing extraordinary.
I know we feature a lot of MLP, but it's not out of hate; ¡viva la retributión!
once apons a time ainbow dash was falling of a mountian.
The same Rainbow Dash who has wings and can fly?
“Nothing happened, because she has wings and can fly.”
poinkie pie showed up and save her
That seems incredibly pointless, but that’s only because it is.
"HET RAINBOW DASH I HAVE A RALLY FUNNI KJOKE!"
"OMG LET ME HER IT!"
It’s one of those stories, huh? Alright, fine.
"AHHHH! :o !]
Does Hollybuckets not get how punctuation works? Actually, no; it’s not a question. Hollybuckets has no idea how punctuation works.
"Pinkie rans the way with rainbow dashed flying.
"TELL ME THE JOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE!"
I guarantee it’s an anti joke, it usually is with this kind of story.
to be continuedd
Raindowbash: "TELL ME THE JOOOKKK!"
Pinkie Pie: TEE "hee"
So… she only said “hee”? In fact, in this format I don’t even think the quotation marks are needed.
luna: STOP what your are doing "she said"
Rainbowdash but pinkie pie is being MEAN!
luna tisk tisk
rinbowdash WHAT EVAR!
Who is Luna even scolding? I would have thought Pinkie Pie, but Rainbow Dash seems to be the one reacting.
rainbowdash was not happy she RELLY wantede to know the joke that pinkie pie was gooing to tell her …
I’m on the edge of my seat, I bet it’s a good one.
raibowdash hatched a EVIL plan to find out what joke that was going to be that was pinkie pie that the joke was on her.
Careful Dashie; you remember what happened last time you and Pinkie were featured together on the Retributionists. Cupcakes, never forget.
to be continued!
rainbow dash then took a niff than the ran ast they pionk pie pont they run away
I don’t know exactly what that means, but I think a pegasus is about to commit a felony.
"TELL ME THE JPOKE YOUR YOU NEEK IS GETTEN A CLIPPEN!"
Both of their actions here seem totally reasonable.
they then she cut the neck off.
then pinkie pie was then dead their.
So we never get to hear the joke?
Aaaaaand I’m over it. Mostly because this is a touch of payback for Cupcakes. Not total payback, but a step in the right direction.
the next day...
hey twilight I has a joke
Fuck, this ending is even worse than the anti joke, way to go Hollybuckets, you’ve exceeded my expectations. My expectations. The expectations of the guy who’s read everything from Hans Von Hozel to My Immortal.
what is it?
THE END! 3
Well, since this didn’t teach us a lesson, allow me; friendship may be magic, but judgement is still powerful and it’s even easier to utilize. Combine the two, and you get a team of kickass critics who think they’re a much bigger deal than they really are.