Review #24

wonderouswaffle Anthology

Story by wonderouswaffle

Review by Ray




birthday

BITHDEY PERTAY!

 

by wondderous waflfe

You know, sometimes I wonder how these people even log in to their account.

I got out of bet and it was birtday so i wet donstars!

“Normally I have to stay in my room all day, but on my birthday I do whatever the fuck I want!”

 

the cake was nice and i ate it and all my firneds were there!

 

then wen i wnet outsid ethere was........... GIANT PRESNET!

 

inside the giantpresentther e was a.............................. SPACE SHIAP!

 

Os I got inside the space ship and then rode around the univres giving alines candy

Noble. As. Fuck.

and there was an alen princess!

 

She was really hot so we became boy frined and girl friend!

 

It was the breast birthday ever.

 

SKULL BOY AND PONIES

This is a My Little Pony fanfiction, though I’m pretty sure Skull Boy is an original character.

DEATH SCULL BOYG OT OFF HIS CLOUD and he got on his portal to the other dimension! A great evil! Was on the other side and he had to defeat it so the people in the other world would be happy and save again!

That was a nice summary, now could we get to the story?

His girlfriend was scared and sad and sad "don't go skull boy" but skull boy said "imp sorry I have to".

 

And he got inside the portal to the other place to the other dimension! He looked around and noticed he was not human shape anymore! He was pony shape! And he looked down on his hip area and there was scythe cutie mark and he was ready to fight the evil but first he had to go to Twilight Sparkles house to get the book to defeat the evil!

It’s good that he already knows exactly what he has to do here, who knows how much time would have been wasted on logic.

AT TWILIGHTS HOUSE he saw a little baby dragon called spike and spike said "AAAAAA A IT'S A SKELLY HORSE!" and he ran inside to get to twilight and her owl friend! Twilight got out. "Hello mr. death I am Twilight sparkle is it already if I study you for science?"

The amount of fucks Twilight doesn’t give is incredible.

and Skull boy said "I am not death but death's son who took over deaths job because death dead!" and twilight said okay I will help you with books!"

 

and she then assembled her team (except for apple jack because she's boring).

Ooh, you need some ice for that Applejack?

The other ponies were like scared that he was skully (I made up that word now)

Fair enough, from Retributionist to confuckulate, I’ve used more than a few made up words as well.

and they were like "No we don't want to help him" but then Twilight explained that they were just trying to find book and fight the evil! And they said okay they would help find the book.

Have they tried looking in the library? The library that they’re currently standing in?

Finally after a day of searching across the countryside they god a book called "TO DEFEAT EVIL!" by "Professor Manechester" (AN: Get it).

 

And then death sad thanks and he used his new technique he learned from rainbow dash called SONIC GRIMBOOM which was like sonic rainboom but dark and black and spooky.  He went off to defeat the evils!

The evils of a rushed story?

Suddenly at the evil palace there was evil griffin. The evil griffin was none other than GILDA, but she had got POWERS OF DARKNESS from ZECORA because she stole them from her. (AN: Gilda is a bitch!)

Well yeah, I’m guessing that was the idea.

In one fell swath skull boy pony came in through the evil place window! Gilda said "you are uncool, dude and you must die!" and skull boy said "I CANNOT DIE! I AMMMMM DEATH!"

 

and he used his scythe on her and she died and the world was happy again.

I don’t think she was doing much to affect the entire world, but it did say she was evil.

Then skull boy went back to real world.

Not to question the flawless logic of wonderouswaffle, but how is Equestria any less real than Skull Boy’s fictional world?

THE END?!

Probably, this guy stopped posting years ago.

WORLD WAR II

AN: I LEARNED ABOUT TEEDY IN HISTORY CLAS TODAY AND SO I MADE HISTORY BETER WITH MORE ACTION AND WOMEN AND GOSDZILLAS.

Finally, a writer who gets it. Historical fiction isn’t about the history part, it’s about making Michael Bay proud.

I THINK I DID GOOD ENUF THAT I DODN'T WRIT HAVE TO WITH AN EDITRE.

Whatever the last part of that sentence meant, I think it was wrong.

THANK YOU IF YOU WILL LEAVE HAPPY COMMNETS I LOVE YOU.

 

ALSO I DID THIS WTH THE AUTO-CORRECT ON IN MICSOFT WORD (I JUST BOUGHT IT! IT IS MUCH BETER THAN NOTPEAD!)

Sweet Format Jesus, I can only imagine what his writing looked like on notepad.

I THINK THAT WOULD HELP WHAT DO ALL OF THE SKWIGGLIES UNDER THE TEXT MEAN?

 

THE QUESTS OF TEEDY ROOSVELT AND WORLD WAR TO.

Teddy had been dead for a couple of decades before World War II began, but it’s the thought that counts.

Once upon a time in the 1700's

Oh, this is the 1700’s World War II, now it totally makes sense.

teddy Roosevelt took is weapon and aimed it at hitler's face.

It’s incredible how often Hitler makes his way into these stories. This is his third appearance so far, meaning he’s tied with Rainbow Dash and beating Jesus by one.

"It is time ti doe, evil hitler!" he said with a mean face

"NO IT IS YOUR TIME TED." Hither said abck with an angry face looking down.

Hitler was in his tank, gazing down like an old crazy moon bat.

What does that even mean?

"YOU WERE EPECTING THAT I WOULD NOT HAVE A TANK BUYT I HAVE A TANK AND SO I WILL SHOT YOU." He asid and made the man cannon go off with a boom.

BOOOM.

So Hitler just… didn’t see the tank? No wonder Germany lost.

TWELVER MONTHS LATER.

Cyborg Teddy was in a white hosue, typing on his typriter

Good ol’ Teddy. Technology has advanced to the point of him being a cyborg, but he still sticks with the typewriter.

his plan to kill the evil hitler so the wourld would be happy agan with sunshines.

Because as we all know, the weather is caused by how people are feeling.

His plan was a prillinat plan indeed

1 go intg oermany

2 punch hitler in his evil fase

3 return home to his wiafe in home for thangsgiving

4 contino too be the best president

That’s the best plan I’ve ever heard. Well, almost the best.

 

He just finished off hias plans when there was a nock at his door… it was……………. NAZI JAPNESE!!!!!!!!!

 

The general of the japnese was squinting at teedy as he sad: "WE HAVE TEKEN OVER YOUR MONUMENTS

 

IT SI ALL OVER YOU!!!" and teddy wass sad but he wasn't sad forever because then he remembird the secret from his youth.

 

"I"VE PLANED AHEAD EVEL JAPS!" his eyes glowed as he began to summon,,, GODZILLA, THE NATRUAL ENEMY FO THE JAPANESE!

 

He smirked as he taped a rockit loncher to the big lizard's noggin that he found.

 

Then after hi did that the gears in his head were terning because he was prefectioning his finnal attack, zilla-merge!

 

Godzilla grew moustache and a texas hat and glasses and also a whole in his hat where for the rokit lancher could trhow its giant bullets at the beastly army in front of them and lots of metal parts because he was a cyborg and he merged with godzilla.

 

He began to charge a nuclear blast and then fired it out of his mouse. Then he flew over and stomped on jermany and he won the war and everyone was happy and they all accepted Teddyzilla Godsevelt for what he was.

I was always a fan of Lincoln, but now I know the truth; Teddyzilla Godsevelt is the greatest president of all time.

THE END???!