Review #2

Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust

Story by Tara Gilesbie

Review by Ray




ComicsNix, the quintessential author of bad fanfiction. It didn't take long after delving into the heart of madness that is his fanfiction.net account to find this gem. Just a suggestion, it helps if you've read the My Immortal critique first.


Ray Thompson here, purple as always. Joining me this time is Martin Daniels in green, because we’re dealing with ComicsNix here, and one man simply isn’t enough.

Hello this Martin Daniels, and-

And this is Yellow.

Uh, sorry Yellow, we’re done with that.

My life is a lie!

Shut up Yellow.

So to recap; I’m purple(ish), Martin’s green, ComicsNix is grey, and any other colors are figments of their own imagination.

That was a cloud and stromy nigth. The Scooby Doo's Mysteris Inc Car was moving
at slow sped, because there where bananas in the street.

I have that problem all the time when I’m driving; bananas and quicksand everywhere, it’s like the last lap of Mario Kart.

Rain was pouring down knifes of water in shape of diamonds, because that land was new to then.

Because as we all know, if you’re new to a place, the weather knows it. And it’s pissed.

Yes, it was Kinston City, in Jamaca Island, the earth of Bob Marley and Stevie Wonder.

Oh, well now it makes perfect sense.

Remember everyone, in any great work of fiction the first paragraph is very important in establishing the rest of the story.

You’ve never read ComicsNix, have you Martin?

No, why?

Heheheheh…

They where there in a trip of hollyday. The Mystery Inc Got plnty of money latery because of recent Voodo attacks in New Jersey. So, with money, they gott to Jamaics.

Because everyone knows voodoo dolls often come to life and go on rampages in New Jersey.

It’s Jersey, who can blame ‘em?

This day in particular is special.

Well what with the weather and road conditions, I should think so.

What? You’ve never been to Jamaica?

It's the Mardi Glass carnival in Kingston, so our heeroes are going there to party and see clevarges of woman.

Heroes indeed.

   

Scooyb is specially happy, 'cause he now is in other country, so he can abuses other woman without being arrest.

Isn’t everyone?

Being happy about being in another country or abusing women?

Yes.

Fred was drivinh the van, Daphne was at his right side and Velma at Daphn's side. Scoorbu and Shoggy where in the back of the Van.

Oddly enough, this information is relevant. Not for much longer, but still.

"Hey Scoob, do you wanna Scooyb Snarks?" Asks Shaggy, in the moving Van, to the big Deustch dog name Scooy Do.

Based on the title, I don’t want to know what Scooby Snarking is.

 

"Yadda yadda do I want it old pal!" answers felicity the dog with shaking rabies in his butt.

I can feel my childhood slipping away with that last sentence.

Jesus H. Fuck, he’s one step away from Fozzie.

"Here, eat it all boobies shaker, you deserve it!" and Shagy throws the knacks to Scooby mouth, bacause it's a reward for eating evil voodo priest in 'ol Jersey.

Did we skip a fanfiction?

Google says this is the first about Scooby Doo and the gang by ComicsNix.

It’s nice having someone to answer my rhetorical questions, thank you Google.

As the car moves, Fred can help but feel pain in the butt.

A pain in the butt doesn’t even begin to describe the feelings I have about this story.

"Daphne, could you please scratch my buttocks? They itch!"


Daphne looked Fred's pants and saw he was horny, so she negated:

"No...you don't deserve my attention, your intentions are bad shaped." and she put herself to
rest.

Do intentions have a physical shape that I’ve been missing all these years? Granted, it would explain some things, but I still think I’d have at least heard of them.

*Insert boner joke here.*

I already did, weren’t you paying attention?

Daphne got very prissy lately. After doing her second abortion, she knew her live had to change,

So the first abortion wasn’t a big enough clue?

and the first to gow was Freddy casual sex she had with him. She couldn't really have sure if he was the father of her two aborted babies, because Freddy sleept with many woman.

 

I can assure you, it gets much, much worse.

"Oh Fred" said Velma, the hot chicken in black flamed glasses

 

God have mercy.

And may our bellies be full of ham and pineapple pizza.

"let me help you" and she moved her hand to appease Fred's pain.

"No!" cried the blond boy scout, slapping the nerdy girl's hand with his pale nail crusted fingers.

Aren’t most fingers pale and nail crusted?

And besides, I didn’t think beggars could be choosers.

Velma became utterly sad. She always have bem the black cannary of the group. Always ignored, always shit chatted in the back. If Daphne spoiled the plan, who got the poop in the face? Veldma. If the villain scapade, ho let him goes? Veluma. It was alwers her, the mistruted, the butt secked. No one gave a shits to her.

Like any horny teenager watching the show tunes out whenever Velma says something smart or articulate.

So she vomited in her legs.

In?

That’s what you decided to question?

Fanfiction has broken me over the years.

"ARGH!!!!" cries Daphne, disgusted with the puke that spilled inside her mouth.

At least that explains the “in” you were questioning.

"Damnation Velma, You did it again!!!!!!

Again? Are we sure this isn’t the sequel to a story we weren’t told about?

Either way, his hate of this sexy Velma is clear.

In ComicsNix’s world, he may have been giving her the highest caliber of compliment.

Now the car will smell like ostrich arses!!!!" cries the impotent Fred, almost losing control of the car to the will of bed smel.

 

The end.

Vomit splashed all over Velma's lap, her breasts, the groung, Daphne's titties and Frad's boobies.

Can we get a picture of this?

Rule 63 has failed us this time.

Ah, thank Jesus Hong.

Shaggy and Scoob, that where smoking a crack in the back van, stood up to look.

 

They laughed:

"HAHAHAAH!!!! You three got really fucked up there in the front, won't you, bastards!!!" says Shaggy, with Scoob sloobering to the vison of that delicous pool of steaming rotten vomit at
Velma's lap. The puked flu fried chicken from yesterday was all mish mashed with Were-wolf cum, because Velma got raped by one last month. Werewolves cum usually stay forever in the stomach of the blowjober after a bad suck night, but because werewolves are allegic to hormone injected chicken, the cum got out.

No comment.

Sorry, I was busy giving a werewolf a blow job while eating fried chicken, what did I miss?

Was the chicken hormone injected?

Yes, wh-

 

Dammit, don’t you remember last time?

"Damn Shaggu, you could at lest help us here!!!" says Freddy, who got vomit splashed on his moldy hair ( he uses a dreadlock now, so he don't wash it and the hair rusted, turning red).

Martin would like me to inform everyone that hair doesn’t rust, and that he’s going to be praying to the porcelain gods for a while.

"Okay" said Shaggy, "Scooby, you know what to do!" and Scoovy jumped to the front seat over Velma's lap.

"Argh!!! You stepped on my pussy you retarded dog!!!" cried Velma, punching the Dalmatian on the nose.

 

Sure, spitting image.

He sneezed and snot flied on her face.

"Okay Scooby, now, show how your balls got big." said Shaggy and Scooby started to lick and swaallow the puddle of vermin infested vomit on Velma's lap.

Vermin infested? Velma’s on quite the diet.

He eated it on her pullover sweate, them on the pale stocking-covered legs, them he moived to the pussy.

"Wha—stop Scooby!!! You will lick my hymen!!!" but Scooby didn't heard.

 

He ontinued, till he found her shinny panties of nerdy hot glasses poultry girl. It was very sad that the puked excrement entered the pussy, and that piece of undergarment was on the way.

Ugh. I’m back. Where are we?

Have a look for yourself.

So Scooby prepared his jaw and...KNACK!!!!! He slaughtered the panties with one bite.

 

Le sigh, are you gonna do this every time?

I’ll always be here.

Shut up Yellow.

Sadly for Velma, he savaged her vagina, plucking her labia majora from its place, exposing raw tumor filled flesh to the marijuana infested air.

Was Scooby actually providing a service by finding those tumors, or was it a mistake?

I’ll give you two guesses.

But her hymen is intact, and that's what matters.

Thank 1979 Jesus.

"Godmanit!!! Scoobyt, what the shit fuck you did?!!?!?" cired Ferd,

I didn’t think they were driving a Ferd Fteenthousand.

I don’t think motion sickness is going to be the main problem here.

very gallowed in maggots that grew inside his rat's nest he calls hair. Fred is getting very tired and the fuel on the car is reaching it's final lamnets. If they don't reach Kingstion till the night, Rude Boys will fuck their arses with bamboo pipes.

 

 
Scooby actually, with all that licking and sniffing, really started to feel something different in his body.

He never felt like that, because he never aproached a woman so nearer before, and he is virgin too.

and a fucking dog.

Figuratively of course. For the moment.

The voyages and tribulations with the gang have been cruel to his natural emotions. Can't stand in one place, grow a family, raise kids. Always running from ghosts, debunking charlatanian cocaine inhalers and having to watch the same old bullshit Penn and Teller reruns. Life ain't easy for that sheep hunter. It never was.

Has ComicsNix seen Scooby Doo?

I feel your pain Scooby, I can relate to being a sheep hunter. Wait, I had to do none of those things.

His loiality to Shaggy was what maintainted his instincts quietly in place of elfs, never boner acquiring and never humping good high-heeled bare lady legs.

Isn’t that a bar somewhere, I swear I&rsqrsquo;ve been there…

I think Stephan was talking about it on the Weekend Update.

Ah, that’s right. I frequent those suggestions. The name is impossible to type.

But...after these avents told here by you by me myself,

Wut

his animalistic size apertured dong woke up.

This sentence is disturbingly coherent.

my my, the lucidly bonafide sentence awoke.

 

The first signs of inner life inside that 'ol swinging dick risen up, and the blood clots started to flow inside his vein filled and marred penis.

Is it wrong that the most disturbing part for me is that he used the word marred correctly?

"ARF! ARF!!" barks Scoorbs "Velama, you pussy smell like macarroni!!!" and Scooby started to lick it profoundely, mixing his sloobed spit with tumor tainted blood, chicken filled vomit and carnicerous fetid gonorrhea that emerged from Velma's pulsating vulva.

Well, when you give a dog a bone…

Whatever’s in those scooby snarks, I need one.

Daphne was shocked.

As opposed to what?

As opposed to our relatively level headed reactions.

 That bestial animality was so utter disgusting that her old psychic wounds have re opened again, to torment and plaything with her ludacris mind.

Alright ComicsNix, where’d you hide part one? Because this is most definitely not where this story began.

She moved her puke covered right hand to her vagina and started to masturbate, or else, she would snap and all the treatment she's been doing would get cancelled results.

What sort of treatment calls for masturbation?

*Insert boner joke here*

Now who’s the one not paying attention?

To help with the mastubation ('cause she don't want to lust over Scooby, because he is friend), Daphne grabs an issue of Playgirl, starring Steve Buscemi.

 

For all those who didn’t know who Steve Buscemi is.  

Fred kept driving, 'cause it was stormy night and if he looks the sex, the car crashes, so he masturbates mentally.

 

The end, again.

Meanwhile, Velma, visibly distraught, mutters and howls with a cicerone's loud voice:

AND ON YOUR RIGHT YOU’LL SEE DIAMOND SHAPED KNIFE RAIN!

 

"Stop it Scoobys, You will un-virgin me!

 

I'm keeping my hymen to my first boyfriend!!!!" but she don't have any.

Boyfriends or hymens?

Yes.

Stop after some licks, Scooby stopped. He felt bad taste in mouth. Velma don't clean pussy, because it's against religion.

What religion is this? I’m legitimately curious.

Google has failed us this time.

 


"OohoOHOhhhhhh Scorbis!!!" said Velma, moaning like koala "

 

...thanks Gord you stop...I felt I was starting to like it...and it's not good to our friendship."

Scooby agree, so he lift his penis and inserted it full frontal inside Velma's moronic vagina.

This is exactly how I lost my virginity.

Wait, are you Velma or Scoorby?

Yes.

"ARRGGHHSS!!!!" she cries, as a ball of pubic hair gets inserted inside her.

And the plethora of dog hair. It’s almost like ComicsNix has never been fucked by a dog or something.

She don't shave, so it accumulates and get forest.

 

The Scooby Dong's penis is erectile and goes in and out of Velma, putting an end to her virgin marry sex with pagan prince. But the ass is intact.

As the bats of blood get expelled from Velma's viollated vagina,

 

Shaggy gets a boner. He pull down his panties, revealling the moistened maroon cock. He prepares himself, 'cause he want to participate in the poliamorous frugal party.

I’ve noticed Scrappy is not in this poliamorous frugal party.

Knowing ComicsNix, this is the version where they were all kids, and Scrappy hasn’t even been born yet. Not to say that puts unborn Scrappy beyond his realm of possibility, but I still think we should applaud his restraint.

So, the configuration is this: Fred driving, Daphne Masturbating to his right, Velma being penetrate by Scooby to Daphne's right.

So the Mystery Machine is three wide now?

Well, Daphne’s in the middle masturbating… is the Mystery Machine stick or automatic?

Shaggy decides and jump to the front seat. Because he tall, he opens the top of the van ceillinng, turning into convertible.

 

Shhhh... Pretend we photoshopped the Mystery Machine onto here.

So...he rubs his cock a bit to get it warm and ready, picks a pot cigarette and crawl a bit. He then dips his cigarrete inside Velma's virginity blood and then lights it.

Combustible pussies are not a joke. To help with the relief fund please call: 1-800-THISIS-AJOKE.

"Tasty."

Well come on Shaggy, at least give Velma a hit.

And then, ready to go, he shoves his proctuberous cock inside...Scooby's Mouth!!!!

What kind of fuckery is this?

The best kind of fuckery there is. I mean, what?

 The Deustch Dog is gotten with surprise, but he likes a lot and licks and sucks it with very deliciously.

It’s a hot dog Scooby, you know what to do.

Scooby’s a hot dog Shaggy, you know what to do.


Shaggy then seats on Velma's face, because he is tired and his butt need rest. Velma's is a bit consterned and lose a bit of breath. She screams to Shaggy with a stuffy voice:

"Damnffff...Shaffggy....I'mfff.....fuufooocatingffffff!!!!!!!" and Shaggy hears. Because he is a fartist, one who have camplete control over his bowels movements, he starts to expell fresh fluid farts over Velma's face, so now she can breathes.

An impressive profession indeed, but you simply can’t top…

 

"Ffthanksssfffff!!!!" thanks Velma, and now she can enjoy Scoouby's chancre overidden penis and Shaggy pimple covered butt farting ass.

She’s being un-virginned, doesn’t that typically hurt?

Even though Velma's neck is getting pressed by the heavy in pot Shaggy's body, he is the one who suffers, because he must be arched so Scooby can suck his dick without having to flex the neck's muscle too much. "A martyr one must have/ for the dick he shall lead." already said the old poet Ron Jeremy.

This is the brilliance of ComicsNix; we don’t even have to make jokes.

"Velma, are you okay?" Aks Fred, who is getting very needy this moment.

Didn’t he stop Velma’s advances not two boners ago?

It's ironic how, a mere moment ago, he was the fuck-it-all stallion who debauched and belittled the shy big booty blessed Velma Dickley. And now, the payback is strong, and the pretty pitty boy now gets sensitively alonely in that dark corner the car's driver's gets after a night of beer and bones.

Yes Martin, ironic indeed.

However, every ills comes to an good, because, being ignored in a democracy of lust

All in favor of transforming the states into a democracy of lust?

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

No way.

Shut up Yellow.

often leds the man to seek his sowrrodings...and that's wath he do, because, in that cold cloud night, thru the rearview mirors, Fred sees an movement...and a noise:

Seeing sounds and hearing colors:

 

"BRUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!!" like a howling were-cow in a sun bathing loaned candy shop.

 

What you say!

Fred squeezes his eye to see ho it was...ho it was...ho it was...and then...oh...no!!! My Fowling-GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ho-ho the fowl God.

"Damn! The Rudy Boyys!!!!" screams Freds.

The continuity, it burns!

Everyone getting in the fuckery gets alarmed.

 

ComicsNix, you dog, you have apprehended my most beloved of words, along side such gems as pornto and verisimilitude. I demand satisfaction, and that you cease you debauchery of the english language this moment.


Shaggy pompritly shoots:

"Fast Scooby, shoot cum in their engines!!!!"

The fuel of tomorrow.

The dream of today.

But Velma intervene:

"Shaggy, cumshot does not work that way!"

Logic? Get the fuck out of-

Just wait.

and she turn her head again to the inside of Shaggy's butt.

Oh.

The position all of the threee aren't many confortable, because the road have many holes, so every bump the car does, Scooby doess a bite on Shaggy's dong, who spurts blood of cafeteria. Velma on the oister hand must stand with her neck the Shaggy butt weight, but she already knew the life of a wife is not so simple. Good blowjobers have strong necks.

 

 

I knew he was lying, the Mystery Machine doesn’t have a kitchen.

 

“Yo mama dude!!!! Stop dat car and give us dat asses!!!!" cries on of the miscreants.

Miscreants indeed.

They where in number of fivel, two in one motorbycicle, two in one placid running donkey jackass and the leader, the one whom screamed, on a monocycle, because real leaders must show manhood.

   

Since when is Scooby Doo steam punk?

All of then had Marley Drealockers, very filled with pinky read flowers. They where...the Cotton Rudy Gang!!!

Wait, are they the Rude Boys or the Rudy Boys? Because if it’s Rudy, I have a message for them.

The most dangerous criminalia scum of the new Jamaican. They raped manequins, defiled old middle class grannies and parked at disabled parking bays. They start to shoot maggots:

Upstanding members of society if you ask me.

"AHHHHH!!!" scream Daphne, while the the maggots penetrate her nipples thru the milky way.

 

All of this, is a part of Daphne’s nipples.

"Fred!!! You must does somethnig!!!!"

No! you didn’t give me a handy earlier when I was horny. Besides, can’t you see I’m busy?

And he does. He looks prounfodly in the road ahead. It's a dirt very one, ful of dirty and molten earth,

And bananas.

like the countryside of Siciliia. By both sides of the van, ther is glasses, very tall and gren, full of lusting moths of ciceroni. He mut thinsk very rapdly to not let get out the change.

+50 internets who can tell me what that last two sentences meant.

But the rudi boys in the motorrbyclece then jumps on the van!!! And they have bamboo pipes!!!

 

Fred with fastly movmentnes drifts then van and make dangerouslly movement with car, to throw mad rudi in the road, but they claw have for hands. The rudis starts to throw their own poo at the gang, contaminated with AIDS!!!

Either these rudi boys are monkeys or are from Cirque du Soleil.

"Fast Scooby!! Blow the shit!!!" and Scooby blow the flying bowel's molasses with his powerful lungs on the two rudi faces. The dung splashes on both crimianals porkyt noses, and they falls on the ground and explodes in a million of homogenous venereal diseaces.

Hold on, I have to go borrow something from Rob…

 

Way to be professional.

Any time.

"Hoolly Golly,

Oh, come on ComicsNix, don’t hold back on us this far in.

theres is two o more o them!!!" and now it's time of the ones on the running jackass camel. The camel gets to stomp by the side of the van, to take then off the road.

"YAGHERS!!!!" cries Fredz with much destiny in his hands

Can we get Pablo Francisco to read this?

and losing contreol of the suffering Mystery Inc van.

With all that movement, Scooby's shakes and his jaw closes on Shaggy's penis, almost amptating his manhood, but Shaggy is a hippie, so the power of rock saves him.

 

Daphne is still masturbotin, and with all the bumps and crashes on the car, she inserted her whole hand inside the vagina, but the pussy is okay, because she trimmed her woman nails.

Fisting lessons 101 right there.

Velma is the one suffering most abuse, manly caused by Shaggy bursting ass's pimples. The mucus of those red round floppy skin diseases gets entering her eyeballs and tainting her black framed glasses. It will need a polish, but not from Charley Goldman.

Who’s Charley Goldman?

He trained 5 boxing champions. Thanks Google.

The car is almost getting out of the road. Fred is having a hard time to control the vehicle, it keeps skidding on the cannabis plantation that cover that manicentful country. But the gang's leder keeps the strong arm on the whells,

Wait just a minute there, wheels? But earlier you said he was on a monocycle, which only has one. Hmm…

he nows how to deal with unexpective situation.

In an act of virile masculity, Fred moves the whell faster and knock the camel's toes, perforating the femoral bones from it's head.

Tsk tsk ComicsNix, shouda googled where the femoral bones are.

The camel falls on the groung and goes on spinning like mad mary, and throws the two rudy ones on the van. This time, Scooby is the one to act, and he slaps both boys with his many inches dong way, and they fly to the air very high, only to fall by the side of river halleluja, the river of joy...and they die.

Well with a name like the river halleluja.

"Good Scopby, only one more lefts!!!!" cries Freid with gases and pooping in his trousers.

Even though there's only one maniacal left, they are umpossibly disprepared. That one is the most viciously analy raping monster of all Deustch Jamaica. He never lonsers, he takes it all and swallows the pussy. Thats why he is the leader.

Scooby literally ate Velma’s pussy not long ago, you’ll have to try harder.

Besides, it’s not like Duetch Jamaica has much in the way of competition.

Worse than that, the car smell is horriblyfied by all that vomit, clotted blodd and proliferating homophobic parasites.

This is ComicsNix, I’d’ve thought the characters love this kind of thing.

Did we really need to know that the parasites are homophobes?

Next thing you know there’ll be anti-zoophile bacteria.

Most of the water contained inside these waste fluids got evaporated with the mad race to the life agains Rudy Boys, so the vomit, blood and poo impregnated on the skin and clothes of the Scouby gnang, leaving an utterly abysmal stench of rotten elephant corpses humping with half raped pregnant hyenas.

Just be glad we don’t have smellovision.

RAmen.

Velma can't even move her body, because it's all covered with a warm baked vomit pap. At least she can't catch a could or swine flu.

Warm baked vomit pap is also a great insulator.

 

But the worse is goonna come, the rudy leader is aproaching!!!!

Four wheeled van versus single wheeled monocycle, it’ll be a close match.

His machine gun mounted on his monocycle is readying it's aim to the head of our heroes. What gang of Scomby is gota do?

I don’t think they have to do anything other than wait really, if he fires that thing he’s getting knocked on his ass.

Or spinning around like a retarded fool on his monocycle.

Isn’t he already doing that?


"Daphna...you must act...now..." raises the question Fred, and Daphne clearly she knows wath he talks aubot.

Good, at least somebody does.

"N...no...no....onononononononnooooooooo!!!!! I can cannot!!!!" she screamers with yelled lungs.

"Yes, you must Daphre, or else the gang will get butt raped!!!"

Is that really a concern at this point?

It’s a gang, only other gang members can butt rape each other. Honestly, it’s like you’ve never been to prison.

I’ve been to jail, but I had a card to get out for free.

And she falls into tears of unglory. The desstiny of the clique denpeds on her attitute towards animalistic fellatio.

As most great destinies do.

If she does it, if she...for only this moment...do what it must be done to save everyall people, all the theropy sensions, all the talks and self discoveries she did after abortion trauma would mean no nothing.

Was canine felation really a cornerstone of the therapy? ComicsNix, as much as I wish it weren’t true, I dare say you’ve never been through any sort of therapy in your life.

She thinks "Oh Lordi, why all it? Why you inflict more pen in my heart? Does I deserfe to be a hooker to the fortune? This burden is all mostly self trauromatic...I shall what to do?"

What will you do? Find out next time in part three of Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust!

The gang looks at her vomit covered fading pale skin. She blinks those emerold eye with difficult becuse pidgeon poo stuck on her eyelashes. But the will is there, only a fried hand is need in this moment of doubs, in this moment of hesitation. Fred goes with his left moral hand to her shoulder

While his right hand get’s all the work done.

 

...and then Scooby with his tongue...and then Shaggy and his cramped hand of crack…

It’s to the point where I don’t even know if crack is the drug or the body part.

It is.

even the farted Velma puts her hand on Daphnes buubies. Everyone is with her, everyoine show the love...show that...they will be forever by her side.

 

Friendship bitches.

"...gang..." says Daphne between tears of sorrown, but happy at the same time "I love...you all...and I...will...never...give UP!!!!!" and Daphne strongly reunite forces to do what must be does. --action schwrtzneguer rambo music rolls --

 

She jumps on the front seat, and everyone stays again on position. Velma is at it already, with face in ass. Shaggy straightens his dick inside Scooby mouth, Scooby shove deeper the dong inside Velma...and now...Daphne crouchs on the cars floor, she pulls off her skirt revealling her limpidous ass, Fred put thumb inside it, she then prepares the mouth and...bite Scooby Doo's hairy NUTS!!!!!

If she was addicted to Scooby’s nuts, why was Scooby a virgin?

"Yes Daphne!" battlecries Frad, "Now go, and suck these balls till they bleed the glory of AMERICA!!!!!"

 

‘Merica

The girl starts the fast swallowing movements, sucking, swalloing and spitting out the Scooby ball sacks. She repeats it at a 1 hertz frequency, and then acelerates at 30 hertz per second!! And going up!! It's turning so fast the guys are now measuring it in Horse powers per second.

That’s… oddly specific.

She is a Michael Pelphs of the ball sucking sport!!! And now...300 HPV!!!!

Wait, HPV? I’m not surprised, but when did that happen?

"OHHhhohohhohoohoho!!!!!!" moans Scooby doo with all that suckery on his ovoid elements of pleasure. His dong juices are fermenting inside his pulsing dog nuts and his eye eyeballs are rolling up in a ballet of convulsivative lustful gorgonopsia.

Gorgonopsia… To the Google!

 

Gorgonopsia is a dinosaur. nuf said.

"Yes Daphne!! Goes mores, he is readyin' the cannon!!!" utters Fred, giving strnght for that girl to keep up to the great Queops ejaculations of the egypt.

I want to see inside ComicsNix’s head. I don’t want to live there, but it sounds like a neat place to visit.

Ya… South Africa’s a nice place too.

However, the rudy boy leader already aimmed the gun...and he shoots!!! A plethrora of cocaine crack holding sacks covered with hobo's froozen sperm get fired at the gang with such a ludicrous speed even Dark Helmet would have his brains melted by that furious display of spartan zoophobia.

 

Fred!! Act fast!!!

Said ComicsNix.

...and he does...he movves the wells fast and start to dodger every one of the shower of superlative malady inducing projectiles.

wut

But it's all too much, and he can't keep this till forever, so he cries:

"Fast Scooby...CUM!!!!!"

Haven’t we already been over why that’s a bad plan?

Scooby is feeling the cum come, the cum coming

ComicsNix, was that an attempt at wordplay? You know you can’t top Mr. A-Z.

very more and his mouth is slobbering with ultimate luxury over Shaggy's swoollen mega dick. But Shaggy is a coward man of principles. He feels his doggy companion would cannot aim correctly his massive dong to shoot the rudi batard, and will doom all of then to a fate of eternal damnculation in the cum pools of hell. So his bowels gett loosen.

 

"Ahhffff Shaggyffff!!!!" cries in utterly desperation Velma already feeling the dung penetratings in her nose, "you… is..poopingfffff!!!!" and SPLORSH!!!!!" a buttery river of fumigating shit lava explodes out off Shaggy's orc's ass, corrupting his anal flesh scars and washing Veldma with a shower of malevolent colon cannonballs. They hit her nose and spreads all over the gang's car with the power of thousands of megatons of hippopotamuses fat arses.

Fart propulsion is just a pipe dream.

Also, “Arses?” Come on Britain, I thought you were supposed to be the best at Englishing.

"ARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!" screams everyone getting totally subdued by that stinky mass of black morgue mojo. But Daphne. She maintained the flux of suck spit suck spit and now, reached over seventy hundred horse powers. Scooby Doo's balls are blackshly purple like the molten core of Sun, and it lights like hot coal getting masturbated by thousands of horny gorillas.

 

His climax arrive!!!!!

and…

"Oohohoooooohhh!!! I will gonna CUM!!!!!" screams Scooby. Daphne imediately gett out, giving the cue to Shaggy, Scooby innermost frined of heart.

"Okay Shaggy, shoot to KIIIIIILL!!!!!!"

No Shaggy, remember the power of rock, shoot to thrill!

and Shaggy get hold of Scooby mighty power cannor and Aim to the invading Rudy leader.

aaannnndddd…

"Die! AmerkAAAAAANS!!!!!!!!" screams the rudy and then..................an eruption of white mighty thunderball of dog's cum explodes in the face of the Rudy

 

Boy, lauching him to thousands of miles in the outward starry sky of Bob Marley's land. The power of the fuck juice is so strong it disroots the dreadlock user's skin, making vaginal holes in the middle of his murder belly and tresspassing thru his poppy filled brain, exploding him into a cataract of bloody messed guts of marijuana poop filled bowels.

“He died.” also would’ve been acceptable.

A shower of displeased Rudy body waste and sadly clamouring viscera falls over the Scooby gang's Mystery Inc van, and the Scooby gang rejoice.

They are all tired, the car is all trashed, Shaggy's ass is corrupted, Fred's thumb got amputated by Daphne's anal contractions, Velma's lungs got filled with colon dweller's waste and Scooby Doo's balls evaporated. But they are together.

//No Comment

//This statement is a lie.

Everyone gets a seat in the middle of the cornucopia of decadence and blasphemy. Mystery Inc engines are roaring still. Fred look to the gas tank, it's half full, not half empity.

Well, actually it’s both, so-

Shut up, if we let them have this moment the story ends.

It's good enough...and they go to Kingston. No one say a word, but they know that...friendship...is all that matters.

That was a lot of work to get Scooby neutered.

The End

Prologue: After long time the gang went their way, an echo from the sky could be heard. It was the Rudy leader scream, his last words: “Damn meddling kiiiiiiids!!!!!!”

And your neutered dog too!

 

One for the irony, two for no flow! Three for retribution and four ‘cause you blow!

That’s enough, let’s get out of here!

 

 

Was that Yellow? Okay, seriously, who is this dude?

Didn’t look like our Yellow to me. Although the guy who slapped you was kind of purple.

I’m purple.

You might want to get your eyes checked.

[Editor’s Note:

You two finished the ComicsNix review and went home. You never saw any version of purple, except the version Ray is currently using and the version used by Slightly Darker Purple from the My Immortal review. Martin, you believe you’re a doctor. God I love running retcon.]