Review #167

Fan Request Triple Pack

Story by Various People

Review by Hent




Alright request page. Whatcha got for me?

 

Fate/stay night? I’m all in.

Chapter 1: The Holey Grail

 

Didn’t even look up how to spell the title of your story?

Once apon a tim King Aurthur and Lancellot were siting in Camelot round the round tabel.

I have made some terrible mistakes.

  1. This is not about Fate/stay night.
  2. How is he able to spell “Camelot” correctly but not “sitting”?
  3. This is a screenshot of the next paragraph,

 

Look at all the red lines!

Sudden a night carged into the room and yelled "Aurthur! We know were the Holey Grayil is!"

 

It doesn't matter if it's a noun or a verb, this man is still wrong.

Aurthur gassped "I have been lookign for this cup for years! Quick, Lancelot, we must gather the army and go on qeust to get it!" So then Lancellot and Aurther and all the other nights went on ther horses and rode toward the palce were the night had said the greil was hidden.

Chapter 2: The Golbet of Fires

...well I’ll be damned. This is a short one.

When Aurthir and Lancelot and all the rest of the nights made it to the place they sawd an old rooined castel.

I don’t think a saw would be that effective at breaching a castel.

In the castle was a scary lite made from a pumkin and some crepy candels. "We must be care" said Aurthur as he wander into the castel door.

Great. We have an author with english as their second language and he is trying to talk like a knight. This story will be the death of me.

As he went insid ther was a flash of magic and Aurthur fell down. "What happen!" cryd aurthr "Who are you?" said a voice from the dark. Aurthur look up and it was a small boy with glases and black hair.

… they wouldn’t.

He had a skar on hs face and then he knew who it was. "Harry Potter!"

 

yelled Authr loudlyt "King Aurthr and Lancelot" repliyed harry. "We have come her to seek the holey grail, do you know were it is?" "Yes, the grail is atually the goblet of fire from the harry poter book"

Looks like I won't need this:

 

Or this:

 

"Gasp" Aurthu said as he stood uprite. "Yes, it is ture. We must join forces and use it power to stop the dark ones!" "what are the dark ones" "They are all the evil wizard from harry potter books and also Morderd from King Aurthur story and also orcs from Lord of Ring plus some other." "Ok" said Authur as he wented outside to get lancelto.

 

The Holy Grail has nothing to do with defeating evil. It’s the cup that Jesus used during the last supper. It provides happiness, eternal youth and food in infinite abundance.

Furthermore; The Goblet of Fire from the Harry Potter books is a Portkey, a device used to teleport whomever touches it to a predetermined destination. Again, nothing to do with fighting evil.

Chapter 3: The lair of the drak ones

Wait a sec… did they mention Lord of the Rings in the last sentence?

In the creepy lair of the dark ones their was Sauron from lord of the rings, voledomor from the harrpotter and also Morded and some evil ghost and ther was eben some skelton and also a Lic King from Wrodl fo Warcraf.

 

 

They sat around a tabel maked from skul of their enemy. "We must kill harry" said Voldermor. "Yes and also we must kil King Aurthr because he has many nights that coud come and harm us" agree Morded. Sauron smash the tabel with iron glove and said "We mist also stop frodo and sam and gandalt and all those from destroying the ring becayse the ring will destroy all of us." Lick King said "I agree" and the evil skeleon and ghost roared with agreement.

“Yes! We must do the bad things to the protagonist! What about you Skeletor?”

 

“Skeletor’s right! We should all be laughing maniacally!”

Suddeny a dark man appered in the dorway of the room. It was a man made of blood.

So he’s just a normal dude?

He said "Evil lord,

Everyone in the room then responded in unison.  

we have knews of the Aurthr and harry poter! I saw them go into dark creep castel at night yesterday" Voldemor utterd an evil lauf and said "Ha ha ha! We will attack them tonite!" And so bunch of skeleton and ghsot and also ringwrath and death feeder from harry potter went to find the castel and attack Aurthur and harry.

And the Lord of the Rings people...and the World of Warcraft people.

Chapter 4: indian jones and holey grailk

Alright. This has gone on long enough. Pull!

 

Comments section, you have failed me once again.

 

Next!!!

 

Sure, why not.

Hitler in Equestria!

-By Splattenburgers

 

It was a great happy morning in Equestria indeed! Twilight was having a walk in the forest when suddenly she heard a loud scream!

She ran straight towards the location where she heard the scream super super super fast to a point where she could almost not breath but not so fast that she literally could not breath for if she had done that then she would have died from oxygen depravation.

Man you sure dug yourself out of that nonexistent plot hole. Way to go!

Once she was there she saw her friend Fluttershy screaming in awesome FEAR and TERROR!

Let it be known that the My Little Pony known as Twilight is a sadist.

"Oh no! I am being attack by this strange man that has a weird mustache and a scratchy voice!" Fluttershy cried. "

Oh no! It’s every adult that has a mustache!

"WHO ARE YOUUUUUU AND WHHYYYYYY ARE YOU HERE?" Twilight yelled at this strange funny little man full of eagerness.

Yes Hitler and his tiny 5’9 back in the 1940s when the average height in Germany was 5’8…

Note to self: Never come to Hitler's defense ever again.

"WHO am I…WHO….AM I?

You are TELLING ME you have never heard of the ULTIMATE man of TERROR! The ONE and ONLY MASTER of FEAR! The BRINGER of HORROR and DEATH?

….My NAME is Adolf Hitler, and I am here to devour YOUR SOUL! " Hitler yelled of the top of his extremely evil lungs.

...But historically speaking, he was a very smart and tactical man. If you are going to portray a real life person, you should at least have them act in a believable manner…

Hold on a sec, I’ll be right back.

 

"You will never succeed! Truly evil people don't exist in this land! Its what makes it so great! Everyone holds everyone else's hands together always like hippies!

 

You don't stand a chance against that!" Twilight yelled at Hitler.

However, then Hitler gave Twilight "the evil stare of death and doom" and in doing so Twilight saw ALL of the evil that existed inside Hitler and in doing she could not handle all of the evil that she saw so and thus her head exploded and she died.

 

A classic gif is always a good gif. Welcome back my old friend.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fluttershy yelled

“I should have been me!!!! I could have escaped this story!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

while tears rained from her eyes.

Then Hitler ordered Fluttershy to take her to town or else he would make her headasplode as well and she did as she was told for she wanted to keep her head on her body and not on the ground in bits.

Quick! Before I end up taking Hitler's side again! Asplode!

Once Hitler was in town he went straight into the radio station and took it over with his fearsome sounding voice and the gun that he had on him. He then made a broadcast over all the land and he said as fallows:

Better question, why does he know english?

"People of this land! This is Adolf Hitler, the SUPER nazi leader! I am a SUPER PERSON while you are merely gay Hasbro products brought to life through the power of magic and friendship! I am the BRINGER OF DOOOOM while YOU are the bringers of gay! For this reason you MUST kneel down and make me your god!" Hitler said with extreme amounts of emotion and passion.

I’ve heard better nazi speeches before.

Then afterward all of the ponies showed up outside the radio station while Hitler stood on top of it's roof. Then Rainbow Dash showed up extremely angry.

"You think you can take over this land? JUST LIKE THAT! I don't THINK SO!" Rainbow Dash yelled at the top of her lungs. Then she flew towards Hitler at extremely high speeds but Hitler dodged and then she hit the wall that was behind him causing her to splatter all over said wall, and thus she died.

Hitler: “My apologies fräulein, but I invented the blitzkrieg.”

 

I did it again didn’t I?

Yup.

Dammit! Why is this so difficult!

Maby you just need a worse punishment, should you fail.

Oh dear god no.

"ANYONE ELSE wants to CHALLENGE ME!" Hitler yelled.

"I WILL!" someone yelled.

It was princess Celestia herself!

"I will bring an end to your rain of terror!" she yelled. And the she used a magic spell that brought all of the dead ponies back to live!

Note to self: Ask Fluff about what the fuck is going on.

"Now WE will stand together WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!"

“And Necromancy!”

Celestia yelled extremely proudly.

But then Hitler pulled out his gun and shot everyone.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You don't NEED friends when you have A GUN!"

Well assuming he is using a Luger as most villains do, he can kill at most 8 people with a standard magazine. Unless he was getting collaterals or he was using a-

That’s number three. Sorry Hent, you’re out.

 

But then Spike the dragon put Hitler on fire and he died a horrible burny death.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT BUUUURRNSSSSS!" Hitler screamed.

Then Spike found Twilight's magic book and attempted to use magic to bring everyone back to life. However he used the wrong spell causing the planet to crack into two.

The end!

 

The world shall share my pain. Let’s do one more.

 

Sorry nameless commenter. I already did that one. Even worse yet, I made it into a video. You can find that here.

*Insert plug on how you should Like, Favorite, and Subscribe here*

Boom! Three fan requests off the list.

 

Nice clean table, time to go back to video making.

Here it is, your moment of zen.