I've known about Sonichu since day one, but I haven't reviewed it. Not because of the "Rob already reviewed it" rule. Not because of the "This is such a blatant trollfic that there's nothing we could even say about it" rule. No, I've avoided this one for a much simpler reason; I don't like it. From the start, I didn't think there would be anything about Sonichu that would be enjoyable, even ironically.
But here's the first installment of Sonichu anyways, because goddammit, it's time we finally rip this band-aid off once and for all.