Review #199

Dragon ball 6




Dragon ball 6, by PrinceSadala

Warnuts, I’ve actually seen very little of Dragon Ball. Can you run me through Dragon Ball 1 - Dragon Ball 5 really quick before we start?

Basically this.

I see.

Great we can now begin.

Chapter 1: end of the top...eniverses restored

Hey Ray… the fuck is a eniverse??

I’m not sure, but I know that the author of this story joined Wattpad on March 6th, meaning that they’re at least six days old. So, it probably couldn’t be a typo. Maybe we’ll learn as the story goes on.

Oh wait this may take place in Dragon Ball super, not Dragon Ball Z.

Is that bad?

Maybe, let’s just say “authors” have a lot more “artistic liberty” with multiverses.

Uh oh.

(i developing this before the top ends)
(this series is mainly in u6 with caulifla as a vegeta wile ironically Prince sadala is a more gokuish character and you will soon find a good reason for them to be the main characters and not cabba or another good choice hint:there is no bulma or chichi in this:cabba is also the brother of the Saiyan Prince)(enjoy)

(Will do)(But as usual, we might not enjoy it for the reasons you expected us to, Author)

goku:hey grand priest
grand priest:have you thought up your wish yet goku.
goku:restore universe 7 and 11 with my wish

Is this… like, in the show, do they refer to the universes by number?

Sadly yes, there are currently 13 parallel universes.

Oh my.

[Editor’s Note: Still easier to follow than The Retributionists lore.]

Who said you could leave the cage?

[Editor’s Note: I thought you were in the cage! Also, I can talk from inside of a cage!]

...I’m watching you..

grand priest:(summons salama)restore universe 6 and 11 peas and carrots(in that divine tounge)
the 20 warriors of those universes are restored to the bench confused why they are back
grand priest:you all have been restored thanks to the wish of universe 7's son goku.
omni kings:goku!
goku:yes
omni kings:now there are more universes.we tried to make less universes

“Fuckin christ Goku, how do you accidentally keep making universes happen? Who does that? Seriously.”

goku:oh yeah...i forgot about that...
everyone from universe 7,cabba,caulifla and the gods of destruction collapse backward
goku:wait...dont you guys like u7

This u7 thing bothers, and I don’t know why. Also why is it written like a play with the names before they talk?

You’re right: me and Fluff do have to act this out, since it’s in play format. [insert audio recording of me and Fluff shittily reading all of this maybe if we actually decide to do that]

‘Snobie teacher voice’ Fluff and I.

...Fuck I, you’re right.

omni kings:yeah
goku well now there are 7 universes kinda like u7

Oh! Cool! But in that case why not just have u7 though!

Omni king: You’re right, *blows up all other universes.*

omni kings:oh that makes sense...thanks goku!
goku:NP
goku then goes to the benches
jiren:I thank you goku but why did you chose our universes to restore
goku:easy cuz you guys gave me an awesome challenge...and u6 has the only living Saiyans left

That surprises me. Like out of all of the universes not one of them is ruled by the Saiyans.

...and to be honest it gets me down that me and getes are the only 100% same race ad me.
jiren:I see
goku:also I want to fight you again sometime
goes to u6

caulifla:now I can give you two mamekians my full fury
caulifla runs trying to strike the heads of the mamekians

kale:big sis stop...
caulifla finely gets of a strike
caulifla:ok I'll stop now me protege
kale:why don't you call me lil sis like when we were kids
caulifla:well you are still my lil sis but your also My protege
cabba:(acts like a lightbulb just popped out of his head)WAIT YOU TWO ARE SISTERS
caulifla:yeah what did you think we were
cabba:.........Par.......tners
caulifla:(whole head turns red)you messed up little pervert!I am going to kill you when we get to sadala!plus I have a bf

Cabba (whilst getting hit in the head repeatedly): Ah! Shit! Bitch! Piss! I didn’t think you were partners and sisters! That would be perverted! I just thought you were partners who looked like a pair of sexy, sexy sisters!

Or maybe incest is normal on Univers 6, we don’t know.

cabba:YOU DO!WHO!?!?
caulifla:none of your perverted business
cabba:come on tell me
caulifla:ask me again and I won't wait to get to sadala

I predict her boyfriend is The Kool-Aid Man. *Places setup to extremely obvious joke in back pocket for later.*

If I know fanfiction as well as I think I do I’m going to guess her boyfriend is Vegeta.

cabba:..........

Good. Good dialogue.

caulifla:now that is better
champa:vados can we go yet
vados:father may we go back to u6 as champa is getting quite impatient
grand priest"yes you may

time skip to sadala
caulifla:now that we are back home cabba...im not gonna wait any longer for this(cracks her knuckles)
cabba:(has the most horrified face to ever be seen in any universe ever

Wow. That is the face of a man who had a secret No Pants meeting scheduled for 10:00AM, but later found that the No Pants meeting was actually at 10:25AM, and that the conference room was being used for a Mandatory Pants meeting from 9:30 until 10:15.

…….How specific, I was just going to make a fisting joke.

Quick, let’s jump into u26 where I haven’t made my joke yet, and then we can both have a turn!

caulifla:now that we are back home cabba...im not gonna wait any longer for this(cracks her knuckles)
cabba:(has the most horrified face to ever be seen in any universe ever

I…. Is Caulifla about to fist Cabba?

caulifla:HAHAHA that face was hilarious
kale : that was not right sis

Yeah you need lube, that’s just amateur.

caulifla:fine but it was hilarious...well ima go off to see my bf I'll tell him you say hi kale.
cabba:(now my chance to follow her)

time skip to caulifla entering the castle of king sadala
cabba:THE CASTLE is she dating a guard or something (still spying on her)
caulifla:(heads to the Prince)heya sadala
Prince sadala:if it is not my beautiful girlfriend

Well fuck, I was wrong.

HMMMMMM, author of this story is named PrinceSadala, and a pretty girl in the story happens to be dating Prince Sadala. Maybe a coincidence?

I’m sorry I don’t read who wrote the shit we review.

Cabba:BIG BROOOOO
Prince sadala:that sounded like cabba
caulifla:THAT BASTARDS BEEN SPYING ON ME

Headcanon update: Caulifla now talks like Sean Connery.

cabba:damn I've been found

I wonder how they found you. I mean you’re so stealthy.

...(caulifla is flying above him intimadatingly)Caulifla your Dating my brother...
caulifla:no...im dating Prince sadala
cabba:yeah my brother
caulifla:WAIT DOES THAT MEAN A LITTLE RUNT LIKE YOU WILL BE MY BOTHER IN LAW...BO WAY WHY WHY WHY.

How do you not know he’s Price dickbreaths’ brother?

Prince sadala:whoa what's going on honey?
caulifla:is it true that cabba is your brother?
Prince sadala: honey...iv told you like 10 times...
caulifla:WAIT REALLY...i really need to listen better(sighs)

Yeah, you’re kind of an ass.

Prince sadala:it's ok caulifla...OHH YEAH.honey I have learned how to do something cool
caulifla:then show me
Prince sadala:(goes ssj)look my power rises 10s of times

My question is why only ten times his strength? Canonically it’s fifty times.

Oh yeah, by the way, this is definitely a good time to mention the author’s bio on wattpad:

> I am the Prince of all Saiyans I'm goofy and forgetful at times and way yo cocky in fights...buuuuut with my kinda power it really has not cost me anything...i love training,fighting,and hang in out with my gf caulifla

Beautiful. On the behalf of The Retributionists, I would like to award Prine Sadala admittance into the Pantheon of Gary Stus, where he shall have a seat between Ronan Beelzebub, god of Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, and Lil Soniq, from the Sonic’s Ultimate Harem multiverse.

caulifla:I can do that two.and at a higher level
Prince sadala:show me
caulifla:(goes ssj2)see
Prince sadala:thats all...well look at this(turns ssj3)welllll......
caulifla:SSJ3 NO WAY

I honestly thought he was going to go Super Saiyan Blue, I’m happy to be wrong.

Prince sadala:you know of it...how?
caulifla:A Saiyan from u7 named goku showed me it...
Prince sadala:(goes ssgss)what does he need writin on his grave
caulifla:SSGSS THAT'S SO FLIPING SICK SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT

Oh fucking come on

Warnuts, there’s been literally zero screaming during any of these super saiyan transformations. Can this really be considered faithful to the canon?

Yes, yes it can

...I’m really glad I chose to be in a library while we do this review.

Smooth.

Prince sadala:so that baatard can do this...well honey can that goku do this(transforms into a whole new level is ssj...it looks like a tale lacking ssj4 that has fur and hair the same color as gokus when he achieved UI mastered)

Prince Sadala is a furry now? Did I read that correctly? New headcanon: Prince Sadala is a furry.

caulifla:that is the coolest thing I have ever seen Prince sadala!
Prince sadala:thanks so much honey...and you do know you don't have to call me Prince...
caulifla:ok pri... sadala...also what was that form...
sadala:well...i jest call it super Saiyan silver…

That’s literally the fucking lamest possible name for it. “I call it silver, like a silver medal, which is less than first place.”

caulifla:you could hold up a pretty good fight against goku
sadala:what does that mean
caulifla:I kinda despise it bit goku unlocked a form that defeated a man more powerful than the strongest g.o.d....
sadala:then I guess I'll have to show you my best trick...(his hair changed to an green almost emeraldish color that did not even make his hair look different than normal except the color his fur disappeared and his eyes had a fire in the center with the rest of his eyes looking as if he was UI a burning green aura surrounded him there was a faint coat of ki around his body that seemed as if the ground would melt right next to it)...

Heck off.

caulifla do not touch me this is destructive ki covering me...this much alone could turn this galaxy to ruble...i call this...Ultra Saiyan!
Next time on DB6 caulifla discovers the form of ultra Saiyan

“Under her couch, along with 12 cents in change and the wrapper for a McDouble. Which of these will be the most useful in the fight with Goku? Find out next time!”

and a great new for approaches...will me and my gf be able to beat him or will goku wish have been for nothing...FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN DRAGON BALL 6

Chapter 2: the crystalline demon

Last time on DB6:caulifla's bf is the Prince of Saiyans.prince sadala got pissed off at goku(must be a thing with Saiyan princes)and reveals 2 new unimaginable powerful forms a Saiyan can obtain...with this revealed it may have to be used...a great for of terrible power has returned all because of goku' s wish

(cringy anime theme)

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

caulifla:sadala teach me that form
sadala:(turns back to base)ok
caulifla:really
sadala:as long as you give me a kiss
caulifla:we are dating I would have d
kissed you anyway for it

Sadala: *looks over the top of his sunglasses* On the butt.
Caulifla: Cheek, or…
Sadala: Straight-up rimjob.
Caulifla: Ew no. Keep your gross Ultra Saiyan form.

sadala:ha ha ha guess your right...well as you know the ssj transformation is triggered by rage

Which is fuck dumb because saiyans are some angry motherfuckers.

...but ultra and god come from containing your energy wile it be overflowing at the same time...
caulifla:so I have to master harnessing all my power wile not even creating an aura?
sadala:yes but you must let your power flow everywhere in your body...to the slightest vain to the largest arrterie...

10/10 spelling effort.

caulifla:(harnesses power for a couple of minutes)AHHHHHHHH(turns Into an ultra Saiyan)

Wow you just jumped five levels of transformations.

I think I could show the above line to some people who would get very upset about it.

Should I be scared.

Update: I showed it to some people. They were mostly just confused.

cabba: :O :l :○holy mother of champa
sadala:now transform back
caulifla:k(sadala gives her a large hug and a kiss on the lips)(her while face turns a dark red...konda like an ultimate blush)
sadala:are you ok honey?
caulifla:yeah it's just that was very...um what's the word I'm looking for...oh yeah the word is...
the whole planet shakes
frost:hello you misseralble Saiyans
sadala:FROST YOU BACK STABING LYING CHEATING HORRRNDIS DISGUSTIVE PEICE A CRAP SCUM BASTARD!!!####YOU!!

Why are you mad? Vegeta beat him in one punch, and he was just in Super Saiyan.

frost:well if that is the case I will give you the honors of seeing my new form(become A form like that of metal cooler but with a pure clear body)this is DIAMOND FROST

caulifla:one question
Frost:yes?

Caulifla: If someone offered to teach you how to become Ultra Saiyan, but he said you had to kiss him on the butthole first, would you do it? Because I totally wouldn’t, but like… you would totally get why someone would, right?

What if you have an axe....

caulifla:how are you here..you were erased?
frost:I am part of u6 so the revival of this universe was also the revival of me

I’m not sure if that’s how it works.

sadala:I can beat him honey so just sit back and watch the show(becomes an ultra Saiyan)sayanora ####er. HRAVENS BLOW(light envelopes within sadala's hand as he vastly flew down and punched frost right in the gut)take that
frost:was that all(flies up and rapidly strikes sadala's gut them karate chopped him right into the ground)and now you will die(charges a super nova)(a blast strikes his back and is rapidly gash with energy blades)MY TAIL
caulifla:oh is this yours(holds frosts bloodstained tail  In her hand)
frost:give that back!

Caulifla: No! You were about to kill my boyfriend! Eff off!

caulifla:(turned ultra Saiyan causing the coat of ki to evaporate frosts tail to nothing)my bad-i accidentally raised my ki s bit to much(gets punched right in the gut)GAHHHHH(caughs out a bunch of blood and falls to the ground)

Warnuts what the fuck is happening right now?

…….. People are fighting?... I think.

cooler spits out more blood than caulifla did

And then frieza shows up and goes super ultra mega platinum emerald gold frieza.

then looked and his back seeing sadala's fist already halve way into his body

What is with him and fisting?

sadala:(pulls back his bloody hand)I HAVE WANTED YO SEE YOU DEAD FOR A WILE NOW...BUT NOW I WANT TO HORRIFICALLY AND SLOWLY WATCH YOU DIE A BLOODY DEATH...NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE WILL GET AWAY WITH HARMING MY WONDERFULL AND GREAT ANGEL BUT YOU HAVE HAD HER DRAW BLOOD…

Wow I can’t tell the author is fourteen at all. Or sixteen. Or eight. Tbh I held onto this kind of angst for a long time, so, I suppose I might not be the best person to guess.

I could show our lovely readers you from eleventh grade.

im going to enjoy this more than I could ever imagine

NEXT TIME ON DB6:SADALA GETS A BIT TO CRUEL...MAKING FROST BEG FOR MERCY BUT WITH THIS TAGE WILL THE NORMALLY KIND PRINCE GIVE HIM ONE MORE CHANCE

Chapter 3: The end of frost

I’m going to guess he doesn’t give him that last chance.

LAST TIME ON DB6:FROST RETURNED WITH A COUNTRPART TO GOLD…

Is that what happened?

HR KNOCKED CAULIFLA OUT COLD AND HAVE HER DRAW BLOOD...SADALAS RAGE IS BEYOND ANY LEVEL...
(frost and sadala exchange blows with sadala clearly in the lead)
sadala:hey frost
frost:yes
sadala:DODGE(punches his face hardly)

“Heya Bob, punching faces hard or hardly punching faces?”

(if you get the joke you are awesome)

Is… was that the joke? Did I get it?

You can't just copy funny peoples jokes.

frost:ahhh
sadala:now scum say your prayers(puts up a hand and creates a white spirit bomb in an instant)
frost:I BEG OF YOU FOR MERCY!!!
Sadala:you should have thought bout that before hitting my angel...HELL DESTROYER(sends the spirit bomb like attack at frost)WHAT THE HE'LL AM I DOING RIGHT NOW IN ULTRA SAIYAN...THIS UNIVERSE IS DOOMED...caulifla...i failed to protect you...DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT...THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING...(hells destroyer shrinks)HUH
caulifla:AGHHHHH
sadala:honey are you ok
caulifla:yeah(compresses the blast to nothing)that attack killed frost...and I heard how upset you were when you thought you failed me...you will never fail me…

“I mean, unless you did kill me and the universe I guess. That would be kinda lame. Well, actually nah, there are six other universes pretty much like this one, so that’d be fine I guess. Hey wait… are there six other versions of me? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH SIX OTHER VERSIONS OF ME?”

we are a team together we can stop anything!
sadala:thank you so much caullie(gets a large hug from caulifla and a passionate kiss persurs after
sadala and caulifla:I love you so much...
caulifla;(grabs sadala by his color area of his shirt)you almost killed me so you owe me
sadala:where are you taking me?
caulifla:to my bedroom
sadala:(blushes and unimaginable amount)
NEXT TIME ON DB6:CAULIFLA AND SADALA TRAIN AND ARRANGE SOME PLANS!

Oh I’m on the edge of my seat.

Will the author continue to update their story? Will we review those updated parts in a future installment? Find out next time, on Dragon ball 6!