The Archive


A.N.U.S. #3: Threshold. Book by Janet and Chris Morris, Review by Ray.

A.N.U.S. #2: The Purgatory Zone. Book by Arsen Darnay, Review by Ray.
He opted for reality. That was his first mistake....

Review #208: the nobody heros. Story by thegallbroz, Review by Warnuts.
Hey I just wanted to ask do you work tomorrow?

A.N.U.S. #1: The Undefeated. Book by Keith Laumer, Review by Ray.
Ray does a book review that is actually about a book this time instead of being about a furry dating sim that he just called a 'novel'.

Review #207: The Life After. Story by BlossomsOfLove, Review by Warnuts.
I waited in a room. Then I walked through a door and waited in another room. Then I walked through another door and waited in another room.

Review #206: ETERNAL LOVE [Kai Hiwatari X Reader]. Story by ANIME, Review by Ray.
Ray and Warnuts explore a new era of literature.

Review #205: The Kronicals of Rebecca Swansin! REMASTRED!. Story by TwilightRova, Review by Warnuts.
Then I made a poptart for breakfast which I did by using it on the microwave because bella broke our fucking toaster.

Review #204: Mommy's New Baby. Story by spyleader149, Review by Warnuts.
Warnuts and Ray review a thing that turned out to be less awful than it sounded, but only because of our astoundingly low expectations.

Review #203: DOOM: Repercussions of Evil. Story by Peter Chimaera, Review by Warnuts.
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

Trimeter. Story by Ray.
Trimeter sat by herself in the dark, trimming her nails.

Sisyphus Loops. Story by Ray.
She sprinted yet again through the forest over a bed of dead needles.

Review #202: Doug's Huge Adult Party. Story by SexEd, Review by Warnuts.
It was just another day in the town of Bluffington.

Review #201: Knuckles and the Fairy. Story by ILovePUpoesd, Review by Warnuts.
A love story as old as time.

Review #200: Fan Mail. Story by The Fans, Review by Editor.
It's time to open some letters from the fans.

Ray Does a Very Serious Novel Review. Story by Team Amorous, Review by Ray.
Here at The Retributionists, we review serious literature.

Review #199: Dragon ball 6. Story by PrinceSadala, Review by Warnuts.
Oh hey somebody wrote Dragon ball 6.

Review #198: Sonic's Ultimate Harem. Story by Lil' Soniq, Review by Ray.
This fanfiction is longer than the complete works of Shakespeare.

Review #197: Mother Goddess. Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
Warnuts' journey, four years in progress, finally comes to an end.

Review #196: Just The Way I'm Not. Story by xxxkawaiikandixxx, Review by Ray.
Ray does careful analysis on a potential trollfic.

Review #195: Forbided Love. Story by hekehwrites, Review by Martin.
Martin and Ray retire to the Batcave for their first full-length Batman review.

Review #194: My Inner Life: The Legend Of Jenna (Post 3). Story by Link's Queer, Review by Warnuts.
The journey continues!

Review #193: Dead in love. Story by crazywolf69, Review by Fluff.
Halloween is the favorite holiday of both Ray and Fluff, so they decide to celebrate with a spooky piece of smut found on SoFurry.

Review #192: My Inner Life: The Legend Of Jenna (Post 2). Story by Link's Queer, Review by Warnuts.
Warnuts and the gang go on a journey through time.

Review #191: CAPTIN AMERCA: INVASION OF VLADEMIR PUTIN. Story by ballistic dolphin, Review by Fluff.
Back for their third consecutive review, Team Fluffwrights showdown with a crackfic of communistic proportions.

Review #190: A Piece Of My Heart. Story by staalnealfan1118, Review by Ray.
Team Fluffwrights and Team Sex Doctors equip their proton packs and go head-to-head with a creepypasta.

Review #189: Blood Raining Night (Post 3). Story by Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni, Review by Ray.
Team Fluffwrights tackles the third chapter of this behemoth of a Sue fic (with a guest appearance from Hentai Man!)

Review #188: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist. Story by HardcoreCommie, Review by Ray.
Is communism really better than capitalism? Bah, I say! A plague o' both your houses!

Review #187: Blood Raining Night (Post 2). Story by Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni, Review by Ray.
The review haitus is over: we're back, baby!

Review #186: Poetic Orgy. Story by Uoikih, Review by Ray.
Alright everybody, grab your rhyming thesaurus.

Review #185: It Hurts. Story by kayy_fagan, Review by Ray.
Choose Your Own Review! Yay!

Review #184: Blood Raining Night (Post 1). Story by Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni, Review by Ray.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, eat your heart out. There's a new Mary Sue in the house, and her name is Reicheru.

Review #183: A night to remember. Story by Pokemance, Review by Ray.
A wild Jigglypuff appears! It uses attract!

Review #182: Pet Human And The Vampire. Story by DoodleKay, Review by Ray.
Ooh a romantic story about vampires, we've never done one of those before.

Review #181: Shift. Story by Ray Underscore Thompson, Review by Yellow.
Wait, it's Friday? Oh shit!

Review #180: foxpaw and sandstorm mating lemon. Story by captain fox905, Review by Ray.
My roommate got a cat, so naturally, I've been reading erotic Warriors fanfiction to it. I present to you my findings.

Review #179: Benwars. Story by NotRay_Thompson, Review by Ray.
Spoiler alert!

Review #178: Carterotica. Story by TheAnnoyingAlien, Review by Ray.
Fluff found a story.

Review #177: A First of Firsts. Story by Kelly, Review by Ray.
I like stories. I like dogs. I do not like stories where the main character is mean to dogs.

Review #176: Riding the Cock Tree. Story by Sophy, Review by Ray.
Many moons ago, I set out to find salacious tree erotica. This week, I'm immensely proud to announce that I have found it.

Review #175: A Brother and Sister on Holiday. Story by Eager46, Review by Ray.

Review #174: A Special Truce. Story by Hammohamster, Review by Ray.
This story was recommended by shadhardblogger. Who's shadhardblogger?

Review #173: Fan Request: Rawcoli Anthology. Story by Rawcoli, Review by Hent.
In today's review, we give a shout out to our most frequent requester, we talk about the future of The Retributionists, and also there's some stuff in there about The Rawcoli Anthology.

Review #172: Dragon's Breath. Story by Sorahuranu, Review by Ray.
The protagonist's name is Sorrow. Sorrow is a dragonkin. His pronouns include he, him, OC, and Gary Stu.

Review #171: Harvest Time. Story by Alex Reynard, Review by Ray.
To christen our new site, I want to review something special. That something, ladies and gentlemen, is Alex Reynard.

Review #170: A Tale of Four Blowjobs. Story by Kimmie Holland, Review by Ray.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

Review #169: Eevee TF TG. Story by Xana-William, Review by Hent.
Hent faces his inner demons with a little help.

Review #168: Cupcakes Mulligan. Story by Sergeant Sprinkles?, Review by Ray.
Last Friday, Hent reviewed a story that we already reviewed. Today, I decided to make a series out of that concept. Introducing Mulligan Monday.

Review #167: Fan Request Triple Pack. Story by Various People, Review by Hent.
Hent goes to that dark scary place known as the comments section and nocks three of the suggested stories off the list.

Review #166: Thirty Ts. Story by StupidWizard, Review by Fluff.
Someone out there in the world loved Thirty Hs so much they decided to write their own MLP version of it, and it's as amazingly bad as you'd think.

Review #165: bad girl with a bad boy. Story by alanalovestaylor, Review by Ray.

Review #164: The Metroid Conspiracy: Pasts of the Sin. Story by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan, Review by Ray.
Prepare your body for another work by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan, who will be our guide through this tour of insanity.

Review #163: Howl if you can. Story by LeAh-LuVz-Metallica, Review by Hent.
After the smashing success of there first video, the gang discuss what they should do next.

Review #162: Fan Request: The Hunger Games Note. Story by D'arkYagam'i, Review by Hent.
Hent and Ray chip away at the comments page when they should be working on other projects.

Review #161: My Inner Life: The Legend Of Jenna (Post 1). Story by Link's Queer, Review by Warnuts.
So I was just sitting at home playing some Piano Tiles when Hent told me about this story.

Review #160: Friend-Fiction. Story by Tana Satou, Review by Ray.
Prepare your body for something special.

Review #159: Walter White and Sly Cooper Team Up. Story by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE, Review by Fluff.
The Pete Peterson Experience is back for revenge!

Review #158: Pieces. Story by RayThompson1994, Review by Ray.
This story is by Ray Thompson. No no, not this me: Ray Thompson of Wattpad.

Review #157: My Little Piggy. Story by Yukon Tom, Review by Ray.
Today at 2:04 AM, I set out to give the least amount of fucks ever given in a retribution. And, now at 2:09 AM, I'm proud to announce that the goal has been reached.

Review #156: Childhood Lost. Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
This story is pretty bad.

Review #155: FurRag Anthology. Story by FurRag, Review by Ray.
In this groundbreaking retribution, we ponder whether or not furries can blush, we learn the origin story of Team Fluffwrights, and we welcome a special guest star to the review.

Review #154: Sonichu. Story by Chris-chan, Review by Ray.
I don't like this story.

Review #153: Night Trap. Story by Cocomero, Review by Ray.
It's Powerpuff Girls fanfiction. Yes, that kind of fanfiction.

Review #152: Butterfly. Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.

Review #151: Fluffy Reviews: Crazy Anthro Creepypastas. Story by Grim_Reapress, Review by Fluff.
Lt. Fluff and a new addition to Team Fuck You go deep into the realm of creepypastas which is furry but not furry at the same time. It's confusing.

Retribution FM #4: Eye of Boron. Video by Hent.
The Eye of Adjectives continues! This installment features Santa Clause, Eminem, shirtless Ray, and racist drawings.

Retribution FM #3: Eye of Beryllium. Video by Hent.
The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire.

Retribution FM #2: ComicsNix for Christmas. Video by Hent.
Recorded right after the first one; the gang decides to screw the rules by lifting their no swearing restraints.

Retribution FM #1: The Silence Before the Suck!. Video by Hent.
Hent gets the gang together and has them record a podcast. Listen in to the first "Live" review.

Dating Sims: HuniePop Part 1. Video by Hent.
Merry Christmas everyone!!!

The story about nothing.. Video by Hent.
Moving can be a tuff life choice. Luckily, moving domain names isn't.

The Pokemon Story. Video by Hent.
The Retributionists read The Pokemon Story to nobody's enjoyment.

Small Announcement: (Creative Commons). Post by Ray.
For those unaware, copyright lasts a long time.

On POVs. Post by Ray.
Ray talks about the advantages and use-cases of different points of view in fiction.

Back in Action!: (Ch-ch-ch-changes). Post by Ray.
In 2013, four handsome individuals got together and laughed their asses off reading My Immortal. Though they didn't yet have a name for themselves, this was the first meeting of The Retributionists.

Variations on a Theme by Julie Otsuka. Story by Ray.
She had a bad experience.

Review #150: Introspection Round 3. Story by The Retributionists, Review by The Retributionists.
Sometimes we must ask ourselves, "Why are we qualified to critique fanfiction? What makes us the authority on retribution?"

Review #149: A Lost Rose. Story by xxxsodomxxx, Review by Ray.
Martin and I dive headfirst into the shallow end of romance.

Review #148: Gaybutt Anthology. Story by gaybutt, Review by Ray.
Some names jump out at you; gaybutt is one of them. When I found out that there was a user who went by gaybutt, I just had to find out more.

Review #147: Battle Against Fate (Post 4). Story by Awinnerwasyou, Review by Hent.
Continuing our trip into madness; Here is part 4: A Stigmata Of Sorts.

Review #146: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami. Story by D'arkYagam'i, Review by Ray.
The lost episode, finished at last!

Review #145: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside. Story by Another Tara Gilesbie Poser, Review by Ray.
This one wasn't as easy to track down, but Fluff found what we believe to be the correct story, so it's the one we're rolling with.

Review #144: Brotherly Love. Story by Baee20, Review by Ray.
Wattpad. Romance. Fanfiction. Justin Bieber.

Review #143: Fan Request #1: The Death of Nick. Story by Nickspaz17, Review by Hent.
Hent makes the fans happy by being miserable. Shout out to the Fan that hates the number 17.

Review #142: Battle Against Fate (Post 3). Story by Awinnerwasyou, Review by Hent.
Part 3 is here at last. Are you excited? I'm excited.

Review #141: A Night at the Movies. Story by Jharl, Review by Ray.
There's a reason writers avoid telling a story in second person, and that reason is this story.

Review #140: Seduce By Mommy. Story by Brickhousebunny21, Review by Ray.
We decided to check back up on Brickhousebunny21, just to see if all of his work was as bad as Adopting a Cute Bear Cub. Spoiler alert; it was.

Review #139: Falling for the demon. Story by anime_freakxo2463, Review by Ray.
This was listed under romance on Wattpad. I don't see how, but there are far bigger problems with this one.

Review #138: Dear Cis People (A Haiku). Story by Autumn and Eve, Review by Ray.
Thanks to YouTube's flawless recommendation system, we get to review this lovely poem.

Review #137: Battle Against Fate (Post 2). Story by Awinnerwasyou, Review by Hent.
Well if you read the first one, you know what to expect. Hent is back with Part 2.

Review #136: Harmonia's Big Adventure. Story by ClockworkMaiden, Review by Ray.
It's April Fools Day, and shenanigans are abound. Last year we caused quite the kerfuffle, but this year, why don't we just sit back and relax with some good ol' fashioned Portal fanfiction?

Review #135: ♥♥Hot lover's♥♥. Story by tarrellgoku, Review by Ray.
Yup, those are emoticons in the title. We're in for quite a treat.

Review #134: The Nostalgia Critic Meets Kinoko Nasu. Story by Smash the Ecchidna, Review by Ray.
We decided to take it upon ourselves this week to critique this parasitic critic fanfic. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Review #133: Pokemon Strategy. Story by JOSEPH JOESTAR, Review by Fluff.
Join me and Hent as we go on a Pokémon adventure...where we fail completely.

Review #132: Battle Against Fate (Post 1). Story by Awinnerwasyou, Review by Hent.
Hentai Man starts on his quest for a running series. Join him for a review of a fanfic of a show that no one has heard of except for him.

Review #131: Ruto's Song. Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
I'm back bitches!

Review #130: Hent goes to IKEA. Story by IKEA, Review by Hent.
After one to many table fillips, Hent needs to replace his desk. Join him on his quest to construct his new desk from IKEA.

Review #129: Dreams come true. Story by SaraKiker, Review by Ray.
Oh wattpad, why did I ever ignore you?

Review #128: My Darkest Desires. Story by Raven, Review by Ray.
After some dank 360 no scope hacking, I found a way to breach Wattpad's copy-blocker. Enjoy.

Review #127: Catapult Melons Into Nose For The Best Balls. Story by yurisgurl, Review by Ray.
Your guess is as good as mine.

Review #126: Phoenix White: Justifications of Justice!. Story by CloudMistDragon555, Review by Hent.
Hentai Man is back in action as he takes on his biggest case yet! But will his sanity hold out?

Review #125: After world. Story by Eclipsepheonix, Review by Ray.
Remember this is for entertainment only. Contains Bondage, Yuri (lesbian), Dickgirls, Torture, Rape, Vore (cooking alive/ cannibalism) and Female slavery. Don't like then don't read.

Review #124: Loving Pain. Story by A Dark Secret, Review by Ray.
We might never find a story that can induce as much PTSD as Cub Training Institute, but dammit, we've been looking. And in that search, we came across Loving Pain.

Review #123: the surviver. Story by protecter22, Review by Ray.
If apple short and Secondpillow collaborated on a story, I imagine it would turn out something like this.

Review #122: Thanksgiving Surprise. Story by Bob R, Review by Ray.
It's January, so naturally, it's about time for a Thanksgiving special.

Review #121: A Cheesecake In Time. Story by WariosGurl86, Review by Ray.
Wario is a generally unpleasant character, so honestly, I don't know why I was surprised to find this work of generally unpleasant fanfiction.

Review #120: Imma Wiserd (Post 4). Story by raveneagel, Review by Ray.
Back by singular demand, here's the final installment of Imma Wiserd. May Joseph G. Buttsex have mercy on our souls.

Review #119: Habitrail. Story by Uncle M, Review by Ray.
I'm not typically a religious man, but I can feel a little better about the universe, knowing that Uncle M is nice and toasty as he burns eternally in his special place in hell.

Review #118: Reporting for Duty. Story by Jason, Review by Ray.
Hm, what to review next...

Review #117: Emily H The Viking Princess. Story by emilyh96, Review by Ray.
Nothing will stop this Mary Sue in her quest for ethnobotany.

Review #116: Spider-man vs Santa Claus. Story by ComicsNix, Review by Ray.
Merry [Seasonal holiday of your belief] everybody, have some ComicsNix.

Review #115: Sonic Fanfiction Anthology. Story by Sonic Fans, Review by Fluff.
What's better than one bad Sonic fanfic, how about three.

Review #114: Nekrohedgehog Series. Story by corpsegrinder666, Review by Ray.
Enter Warnuts, having just read Death Cannot Separate Us.

Review #113: Pleasure Pain. Story by Tark Mwain, Review by Ray.
Join Team Fluffwrights, as we revolt against the tyranny of Manor Farm.

Review #112: Some Snow Related Story. Story by Fairy-Slayer, Review by Ray.
Yesterday I was building a snowman. And by yesterday, I mean last week. And by building a snowman, I mean crying.

Review #111: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON. Story by DarkDoomFireMaster, Review by Warnuts.
Yes people, this exists. Now go and enjoy this fuckery

Review #110: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) (Post 2). Story by proudhousewife, Review by Warnuts.
I'm a Hufflepuff

Review #109: Arthur's Naked Week. Story by Erock, Review by Ray.
A more appropriate title would be Arthur's Naked Day, because that's really all we ever read about. But oh, what a sexually ambivalent day it is.

Review #108: Hidden Fun. Story by Andrea Stevens, Review by Ray.
Martin, Hent, and yours truly searched every sentence of this story for fun. After ninety pages, we can only conclude that the fun must be hidden in some other story.

Review #107: Be Careful What You Wish For. Story by Anon, Review by Ray.
I wish for a story with characterless characters, a plotless plot, and sexless sex.

Review #106: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) (Post 1). Story by proudhousewife, Review by Warnuts.
Well I figured I'm going to hell for calling myself god, so I figured why not piss off the big man upstairs some more. So without further adu, Blessings

Review #105: Things Forgotten. Story by SuperHappyFunClub, Review by Ray.
Hogwarts, goths, and a Mary Sue; need I say more?

Review #104: I Need You. Story by Cindy henriquez, Review by Ray.
Fun fact; the first Fan Fiction Friday I read was Alvin and the Chipmunks erotica. Well, I figured there had to be more bad 'munk smut out there, and as it turns out, I figured right.

Review #103: Clifford's Dog Years. Story by Bluewolfbat, Review by Ray.
Yes, Clifford the Big Red Dog fanfiction does exist, and yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

Review #102: The Ultimate Generic Beach Chapter. Story by Rhada, Review by Hent.
Has anyone heard about KissxSis?

Review #101: Sly Cooper 100. Story by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE, Review by Fluff.
Of all the stories to review after 100, this one was painful.

Erotic Sci-fi Poetry Anthology. Story by Ray.
Caution: contents may be hot.

Meanwhile in Baghdad. Story by Ray.
Meanwhile in Baghdad, see what the antagonists have been doing in the absence of the heroes.

The Music. Story by Ray.
The Music is the story of artists. More specifically, The Music is the story of six artists, living in Manhattan and and being shadowed by recent history's most influential musicians.

The Brilliant Disguises of John Vaughn. Story by Ray.
A man and his wife go for a walk to the park.

138. Story by Ray.
There are times when we have to make choices.

The Origins of Three or Four Punk Legends and One Hell of a Rock Band. Story by Ray.
This story follows the rise and fall of Punk Rock, as the noun and the verb: the music and the movement.

Prophet. Story by Ray.
Prophet features Aidan O’Moran, a man determined to get into heaven while pissing at the feet of God.

Phantom Limb. Story by Ray.
Enter Regis Maxwell, a young adult relearning how to live after a traumatic experience that brings a whole new meaning to phantom limb syndrome.

The Graffiti Artist. Story by Ray.
A graffiti artist tags a billboard.

Janine. Story by Ray.
It's getting late, and a man's wife has yet to return from her skiing expedition. With sundown fast approaching, he decides to take matters into his own hands.

Well, Shit. Story by Ray.
A skier takes a fall, and must struggle to survive—or maybe, struggle to accomplish something else.

Scars. Story by Fluff.
Lucan was raised in a guild as an assassin at a young age along with his brother, Drake. After breaking one of the guild's laws, Lucan ran away and sought out by the guild's leader, Conway.

Werepokeism. Story by Fluff, Story by Sandact6.
Sam Healman was a normal kid until one faithful day at camp. Can he live a normal life with a tail out of his butt, odd friends, and a perverted Vaporeon?

Review #100: Introspection Round 2. Story by The Retributionists, Review by The Retributionists.
Two months ago, we announced the second round of Introspection. It took us long enough, but we finally got it done.

Review #99: Passion Night. Story by Odiane, Review by Ray.
Bad grammar being used to tell a tale of anthropomorphic erotica set in the Harry Potter universe, this has retribution written all over it.

Review #98: The Exploits of a Small Town Cop. Story by AmandaByron, Review by Ray.
Prepare to be disappointed like a person who was recently disappointed.

Review #97: Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo. Story by dark-lemur, Review by Hent.
I choose you! Staring Hent, Ray, and Mart.

I received an email the other day. Guess who's about to be a millionaire.

Review #95: Dora must die 2: the revenge of Agent BM. Story by Agent BM, Review by Warnuts.
Well turns out Agent BM decided that one small story wasn't enough so he made Dora must die 2

Review #94: Nintendo Fan's Lust. Story by JoshCube, Review by Ray.
These horney levels are off the charts.

Review #93: Daddy's Punishment. Story by PandaSerephym, Review by Ray.
Join me and we shall go on a journey of incest, gender confuckulation, shower scenes, golden shower scenes, and BDSM. Not to mention, an encounter with a long time rival.

Review #92: Johnny Testosterone. Story by Mr. Nobody, Review by Ray.
ay bby u want sum science?

Review #91: Grand Theft RWBY (Post 2). Story by NobleMETA, Review by Hent.
Hent is back and he has brought backup. Join us as we continue the epic story and give the audience the chance of a life time...

Review #90: Phil and Lil's Greatest Sexual Adventure. Story by beautifulsoulsasha, Review by Ray.
Some of you might remember Rugrats: All Grown Up. I don't, but basically it was a spin off that took place several years after the original series, putting the characters in their teens. And yet, a completely canon and much more socially acceptable alternative didn't stop Sasha from writing Phil and Lil's Greatest Sexual Adventure about the baby version.

Review #89: Naruto Veangance Revelaitons. Story by Jake Tanner, Review by Hent.
Get ready for the worst think to happen to Naruto sense they killed all of the Akatsuki members.

Review #88: The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis. Story by appleshort, Review by Ray.
Do I even have to say anything? Just look at the title. Look at it. Did you look at it? Here, let's all look at it.

Review #87: My Inner Life (Post 8). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
I'll just leave it at that.

Review #86: Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies. Story by Peter Chimaera, Review by Ray.
Desert Bus is not an interesting game. Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies is not a good story.

Review #85: Cloud and Tifa search for a New Heart. Story by ComicsNix, Review by Ray.
Did someone say ComicsNix?

Review #84: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. Story by Anon, Review by Ray.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Review #83: Gun Gale Online: The Swordswoman. Story by A New Username, Review by Hent.
Want to get trapped in a game with me?

Review #82: My Inner Life (Post 7). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
Gods be presided, sorry that took so long. New job, longer hours. but now Rays back in hell so they should be out faster. So enjoy

Review #81: Center, The. Story by Iotonka, Review by Ray.
No, the title isn't a typo, but it is what told me this story would be worth reviewing.

Review #80: Halflife: Fulllife Consequences. Story by squirrelking, Review by Ray.
It's time for me to live up to my fake name and face full life consequences.

Review #79: Kronicals of Rebecca Swansin. Story by TwilightRova, Review by Ray.
Sparkling vampires, aggressive Sues, shit spelling; this story has it all.

Review #78: Legolas. Story by Laura, Review by Ray.
I can't even

Review #77: Fluffy Reviews: Abby's Adventure. Story by RukiFox, Review by Fluff.
Lt. Fluff here, back from the dead to bring you a comic about a female fox in heat and three horny males. This'll be fun!

Review #76: Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh From God. Story by PrincessAmerica, Review by Ray.
Here we look at the first five chapters of a story that has nothing to do with the Blues Brothers despite the title.

Review #75: Grandmother's Tuition. Story by J, Review by Ray.
This story has very little to do with tuition. It does however, have a lot to do with a grandmother.

Review #74: TheOnlyNightTroll Anthology. Story by TheOnlyNightTroll, Review by Ray.
A while ago Fluff and I reviewed Set Fire To The Cottage, by TheOnlyNightTroll. Turns out there were other stories.

Review #73: My Inner Life: Here We Go Again (Post 6). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
I thoroughly dislike this story.

Review #72: Dude Your Dog is Gay. Story by Jay Roberts, Review by Ray.
This story features a dog named BD who may or may not be gay, may or may not be female, may or may not be a furry, and may or may not be an actress from the twentieth century.

Review #71: I'm the Only One that can Touch Her. Story by LustyLadyoo, Review by Hent.
Welcome to the first episode of my new experimental Hentai Manga.

Review #70: Oh crap, I'm pregnant. Story by child-of-szmanda, Review by Ray.
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove.

Review #69: Grand Theft RWBY (Post 1). Story by NobleMETA, Review by Hent.
So what happens when you combine a video game and a Anime like web show? Lets find out!

Review #68: fullmetal twilite. Story by xXxbloodyristsxXx, Review by Ray.
This is by a writer claiming to be Tara Gilesbie. Is she full of shit? Probably. But let's take a look anyways.

Review #67: A Team Fortress Fanfic. Story by Roisu, Review by Ray.
They forgot one word in the title, and that word is bad.

Review #66: Et Tu, Geico. Story by Tigris Lupa, Review by Ray.
It gets bad, real bad, it punches you right in the logic and beats you over the head with insanity.

Review #65: How Videl Discovered her Abortion Fetish. Story by Somebody, Review by Ray.
There's one story Rob refused to review. He even avoided the name as best he could, simply dubbing it The Other Story.

Review #64: Bloodninja Anthology. Story by Bloodninja, Review by Ray.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Review #63: My Inner Life aka Fuck My Life (Post 5). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
Well shit is there anything left to say after you read the tittles? All i have to say is...BULLSHIT! so have fun with 9 10 and 11

Review #62: The Petals Fall Twice. Story by Chip Zdarsky, Review by Ray.
This is page 143 of a book that doesn't exist, and it's the only page we need to know that it's probably for the best if it never does.

Review #61: My Inner Life (Post 4). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
Well if you've made it this far you're half way there so here's 7 & 8 Fuck what Ray says you guys get two reviews today

Review #60: Raspephabio. Story by Xxxxemo4everxxxX, Review by Ray.
What is this story? Well what the hell isn't it? Good, for one thing, but see for yourself.

Review #59: I'm Not Okay. Story by Raven, Review by Ray.
Raven: the editor of My Immortal. She wrote her own story, and it's about goths going to Hogwarts. I hoped it wasn't really by Raven and I tried to put it off, but... this is I'm Not Okay, by Raven.

Review #58: ImmaWiserd (Post 3). Story by raveneagel, Review by Ray.
The third part of this insanity is here: buckle up.

Review #57: ImmaWiserd (Post 2). Story by raveneagel, Review by Martin.
Finally figured out how to post this. Here, enjoy your gay porn.

Review #56: Salivation. Story by IKillFaguts, Review by Ray.
This story is so bad that it was deleted from the internet. That is all.

Review #55: Sonic in the Mood. Story by ComicsNix, Review by Ray.
It's finally time for a legitimate art critique, and I can think of no better artist to feature than ComicsNix.

Review #54: Twilight Fanfiction Anthology. Story by Fangirls, Review by Ray.
Be weary: 'tis the night of the Mary Sue.

Review #53: Fluffy Reviews: Crash at Christmas. Story by xXLaceyLovrrRawrDinosaurXx, Review by Fluff.
Ray and the others are drunk off Fukitol, so I'm here to entertain the fuck out of you all. This story almost destroyed my childhood. And I'm not lying, it get's worse.

Review #52: Gettin' My Dick Sucked By a TREEEEXXX. Story by PrincessHimeOfDreamsChan, Review by Ray.
So Warnuts, Hent, and I are all working on longer reviews, but I took some time off from mine to review this. I hope it's enough to hold you over until Triforces and Clothing and Goffs, oh my!

Review #51: Memoirs of a Geisha. Story by /u/saycraysay4secrecy, Review by Ray.
I was lurking around /r/AskReddit, when lo and behold an opportunity threw itself at me.

In Defense of (Some) Bad Writing. Post by Ray.
We've all seen bad writing. And I don't just mean a piece that could use another draft; I'm talking about legitimate eyesores.

You're Not Writing a Movie. Post by Ray.
This essay covers the biggest thing I learned while writing my first book, as well as the biggest thing you shouldn't.

An Informal Report on HMS Dawn. Story by Ray.
In the end, it was rocks that stopped Dawn in her tracks. As the sole survivor aboard the wreckage, engineer Hugh Donovan questions what it is to be alive and human.

Pokemon United: Umbreon Edition. Story by Fluff.
After a witch transports Hunter and his friend Jordan to the Pokemon World, they find out that Hunter is involved in a prophecy were he will defeat Team Galactic leader Cyrus and bring peace to his world and the Pokemon World, but there is a twist...Hunter has for unknown reasons transformed into an Umbreon.

Review #50. Story by The Retributionists, Review by The Retributionists.
in•tro•spec•tion: observation or examination of one's own mental and emotional state, mental processes, etc.; the act of looking within oneself.

Review #49: My Inner God Fucking Damn Long Life (Post 3). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Warnuts.
Ooooooooh fuck me.

Review #48: Becoming Female. Story by Venus god, Review by Ray.
An excessively long Harry Potter fanfiction? You better believe we're on it.

Review #47: Hannah Moantana Part 3: Lilly Likey Doggie. Story by alberto v, Review by Ray.
I was taking a look at the stories we review, and you know what seems to be missing? Animal related sex.

Review #46: Inkbunny Anthology. Story by Inkbunny, Review by Ray.
You all remember Cub Training Institute, right? Well it came from a sight called, and it's not the only bad story there.

Review #45: THA SOTRY OF KAWAIIFLOWA. Story by xXkawaiisparkleflowerloveXx, Review by Ray.
The plot cheats, the grammar is non existent, spell check is off, and emoticons reign supreme; this is THA SOTRY OF KAWAIIFLOWA.

Review #44: Imma Wiserd (Post 1). Story by raveneagel, Review by Ray.
Ah yes, it was only a matter of time.

Review #43: Goffik Blood. Story by XXXDarkBlooddXXX, Review by Ray.
To prove myself and show Warnuts that the My Immortal he reviewed was far from the worst, here's Goffik Blood.

Review #42: Shitting off a Boat. Story by Uncredited, Review by Warnuts.
You'll never guess what happens.

Review #41: Shiny Green Bugs. Story by Alan Turner, Review by Ray.
There aren't many ways to read Shiny Green Bugs that make it sound good.

Review #40: cheezburgerluvr Anthology. Story by cheezburgerluvr, Review by Ray.
Some trolls are stealthy, lurking online for the opportunity to strike and then retreating back into the shadows. Some trolls are cheezburgerluvr.

Review #39: the wolf the creeper and the humans. Story by minecraftwolf1928, Review by Ray.
This story isn't awful, but we have our reasons. And who knows; we might make an appearance if the author doesn't hate us.

Review #38: My Immortal 3: The life among the dead. Story by xxxbloodysoul666xxx, Review by Warnuts.
We have to review any My Immortal we find, and I found this. At least it's short.

Review #37: Jim Carry as the Grinch meet Wrestling and Sonic. Story by 666slipknot666, Review by Ray.
Sorry to disappoint all of you, but this story does in fact exist.

Review #36: My Inner Life (Post 2). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Ray.
Well, I did it. I'm not happy about it, but I did it.

Review #35: thundernator Anthology. Story by thundernator, Review by Ray.
This guy. I don't know, clearly he writes whatever he damn well pleases.

Review #34: P u. Story by Warnuts' Sister, Review by Ray.
Here, we take a look at the work of a very talented artist: Warnuts' sister.

Review #33: The Wolf Blood Lineage. Story by ComicsNix, Review by Ray.
ComicsNix is no longer writing just short stories; he also does long ones. These are the first six chapters of The Wolf Blood Lineage.

Review #32: The Pink Pies Joke. Story by hollybuckets, Review by Ray.
This one is by Hollybuckets, a name which I'll admit is kind of clever. But don't hold your breath for more creativity, this My Little Pony fanfiction is nothing extraordinary.

Review #31: Hentai Man Goes Solo: Getting Around the Block. Story by Sashocirrione, Review by Hent.
It's what it sounds like.

Review #30: patshley luv. Story by turntechGoclheacl, Review by Ray.
This is patshley luv. It may be short, but it's the best thing I or anyone else who is so lucky with ever read.

Review #29: Set Fire To The Cottage. Story by TheOnlyNightTroll, Review by Ray.
TheOnlyNightTroll wrote this, which should be an indicator. Set Fire To The Cottage is Hannah Montana fanfiction, and I promise Fluff and I kept the twerking jokes to a minimum.

Review #28: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Story by Secondpillow, Review by Ray.
Thirty Hs is a story written by Secondpillow that blows me away; I don't know how a person can be on so many drugs and still write so fluidly.

Review #27: My Immortal 2: Revange of Da Bark Lurd. Story by SweetRosebud, Review by Ray.
It exists. It fucking exists.

Review #26: Stupid Tales Anthology. Story by Scary Website, Review by Ray.
I found a list of stories; a list of stories actually called Stupid Tales. Here are some horror stories that probably didn't even scare the people who wrote them.

Review #25: Da Postmastr. Story by daPostmastrGeneral, Review by Ray.
Written fittingly enough by daPostmastrGeneral, Da Postmastr seems to be a story about the cast of Harry Potter competing for the attention of one lucky lady.

Review #24: wonderouswaffle Anthology. Story by wonderouswaffle, Review by Ray.
I really don't know what to make of this guy, but one thing's for sure; he knows how to make history a little more epic.

Review #23: Fluffy Reviews: Sonic Becomes a Woman. Story by 3pac, Review by Fluff.
Hello I'm Lt. Fluff and welcome to the first installment of Fluffy Reviews. Starting the series off is this story. A wonderful story of cross dressing, romance, and ponies.

Review #22: the awesome adventures of amynda in the fayz!. Story by AmandaByron, Review by Ray.
I don't mean to freak anyone out, but I think I found it: a story on par with My Immortal.

Review #21: TWILIGHT: TWILIGHT OF SUNFALL. Story by StoryProvider, Review by Ray.
Warnuts, Martin, and I finally got around to this story. We've known it existed for quite some time, but pretending it didn't was so much easier.

Review #20: Snape Meets the Teletubbies. Story by CristyV, Review by Ray.
Yes, believe it or not, somebody has written a crossover between Harry Potter and Teletubbies. Not only that, but they've written what is meant to be an erotic crossover between Harry Potter and Teletubbies.

Review #19: Pikture Purfect. Story by Marthluvr4evah, Review by Ray.
This is a Legend of Zelda fanfiction, but if it weren't for the characters having similar names to the canon, you wouldn't even know it. Pikture Purfect is anything but.

Review #18: Finnegan's Wake. Story by James Joyce, Review by Ray.
Written by the renown author James Joyce, Finnegan's Wake is a book that lives in infamy. Why? Because it's too good, or rather, too advanced for most people to read. Let's take a look at why sometimes simpler is better.

Review #17: Hans Von Hozel Anthology. Story by Hans Von Hozel, Review by Ray.
This man is either a genius able to manipulate the rules of English to his will, or an idiot incapable of using them in the first place. Either way, his work deserves to be read.

Review #16: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance. Story by Angkras, Review by Ray.
There are some crossovers that are bizarre, but understandable. Then there are those like, I don't know, Jesus and Hitler falling in love.

Review #15: iFall in Love. Story by UnheimlichKind, Review by Ray.
In Cub Training Institute, I proposed a sponge fetish. I thought I was making it up, turns out it's actually a thing. This is a crossover between iCarly and Spongebob.

Review #14: Dora Must Die. Story by Agent BM, Review by Ray.
Warnuts had the brilliant idea of searching for Dora the Explorer fanfiction. Thanks to his recklessness, we now know this story exists.

Review #13: Cub Training Institute. Story by yiffyspoodge, Review by Ray.
What's it about? It's written by someone who chose to call himself yiffyspoodge, that should tell you everything you needed to know.

Review #12: Doctor Hoo. Story by x-sparklegurl1997-x, Review by Ray.
Whovians and lovers of the English language alike, get ready to rage.

Review #11: My Inner Life (Post 1). Story by Link's Queen, Review by Ray.
Here's the introduction and the beginning of the story of My Inner Life, by Link's Queen. Most rational people would think I just repeated myself, but Link's Queen isn't most rational people.

Review #10: The Worst YYH FanFiction Ever. Story by Sir Psycho Sexy, Review by Ray.
No, I didn't dub it that, it was already called that when we found it. Enter Hentai Man.

Review #9: The Horny Rooster and the Hard Raven. Story by RavenSoul666, Review by Ray.
it's possible that this story wasn't even supposed to be online in the first place. But fuck it, here's The Horny Rooster and the Hard Raven.

Review #8: 111Super-Saiyan-Sephiroths2008 Anthology. Story by 111Super-Saiyan-Sephiroths2008, Review by Ray.
Once again taking a look at the account as a whole, the Super Saiyan Sephiroths could use some retribution.

Review #7: Metroid High School. Story by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan, Review by Ray.
There's really nothing I have to say that the title doesn't already cover; it's an absurd concept with an absurd delivery.

Review #6: Bowser's Mexico Adventure. Story by Mr. Market, Review by Ray.
If you're looking for a ridiculously preposterous fanfiction with a ridiculously diverse cast performing a ridiculous variety of actions, you're looking for the ridiculous Bowser's Mexico Adventure, by Mr. Market.

Review #5: Dr. Splattenburgers Anthology. Story by Dr. Splattenburgers, Review by Ray.
Dr. Splattenburgers isn't actually the name of the story, it's the name of the author. He wrote three stories during his time on, each more bizarre than the last.

Review #4: Sonic halps fite eggmen. Story by Kasper A. Vestergaard, Review by Ray.
Written by Kasper A. Vestergaard back in 2007, this story is pretty harmless but ripe for mockery nonetheless.

Review #3: Cupcakes. Story by Sergeant Sprinkles, Review by Ray.
Written by Sergeant Sprinkles, this story is infamous among bronies and the internet in general. Martin and I decided to figure out why, and we weren't disappointed.

Review #2: Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust. Story by Tara Gilesbie, Review by Ray.
ComicsNix, the quintessential author of bad fanfiction. It didn't take long after delving into the heart of madness that is his account to find this gem.

Review #1: My Immortal. Story by Tara Gilesbie, Review by Ray.
This is my critique of My Immortal, written by Tara Gilesbie and often regarded as the worst fanfiction of all time. It's haunted me since I first read it, so I figured this was a good place to start.