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A.N.U.S. #3: Threshold.
THE WHOLE EARTH, OFF-LIMITS
A.N.U.S. #2: The Purgatory Zone.
He opted for reality. That was his first mistake....
Review #208: the nobody heros.
Hey I just wanted to ask do you work tomorrow?
A.N.U.S. #1: The Undefeated.
Ray does a book review that is actually about a book this time instead of being about a furry dating sim that he just called a 'novel'.
Review #207: The Life After.
I waited in a room. Then I walked through a door and waited in another room. Then I walked through another door and waited in another room.
Review #206: ETERNAL LOVE [Kai Hiwatari X Reader].
Ray and Warnuts explore a new era of literature.
Review #205: The Kronicals of Rebecca Swansin! REMASTRED!.
Then I made a poptart for breakfast which I did by using it on the microwave because bella broke our fucking toaster.
Review #204: Mommy's New Baby.
Warnuts and Ray review a thing that turned out to be less awful than it sounded, but only because of our astoundingly low expectations.
Review #203: DOOM: Repercussions of Evil.
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
Trimeter sat by herself in the dark, trimming her nails.
She sprinted yet again through the forest over a bed of dead needles.
Review #202: Doug's Huge Adult Party.
It was just another day in the town of Bluffington.
Review #201: Knuckles and the Fairy.
A love story as old as time.
Review #200: Fan Mail.
It's time to open some letters from the fans.
Ray Does a Very Serious Novel Review.
Here at The Retributionists, we review serious literature.
Review #199: Dragon ball 6.
Oh hey somebody wrote Dragon ball 6.
Review #198: Sonic's Ultimate Harem.
This fanfiction is longer than the complete works of Shakespeare.
Review #197: Mother Goddess.
Warnuts' journey, four years in progress, finally comes to an end.
Review #196: Just The Way I'm Not.
Ray does careful analysis on a potential trollfic.
Review #195: Forbided Love.
Martin and Ray retire to the Batcave for their first full-length Batman review.
Review #194: My Inner Life: The Legend Of Jenna (Post 3).
The journey continues!
Review #193: Dead in love.
Halloween is the favorite holiday of both Ray and Fluff, so they decide to celebrate with a spooky piece of smut found on SoFurry.
Review #192: My Inner Life: The Legend Of Jenna (Post 2).
Warnuts and the gang go on a journey through time.
Review #191: CAPTIN AMERCA: INVASION OF VLADEMIR PUTIN.
Back for their third consecutive review, Team Fluffwrights showdown with a crackfic of communistic proportions.
Review #190: A Piece Of My Heart.
Team Fluffwrights and Team Sex Doctors equip their proton packs and go head-to-head with a creepypasta.
Review #189: Blood Raining Night (Post 3).
Team Fluffwrights tackles the third chapter of this behemoth of a Sue fic (with a guest appearance from Hentai Man!)
Review #188: Harry Potter Becomes A Communist.
Is communism really better than capitalism? Bah, I say! A plague o' both your houses!
Review #187: Blood Raining Night (Post 2).
The review haitus is over: we're back, baby!
Review #186: Poetic Orgy.
Alright everybody, grab your rhyming thesaurus.
Review #185: It Hurts.
Choose Your Own Review! Yay!
Review #184: Blood Raining Night (Post 1).
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, eat your heart out. There's a new Mary Sue in the house, and her name is Reicheru.
Review #183: A night to remember.
A wild Jigglypuff appears! It uses attract!
Review #182: Pet Human And The Vampire.
Ooh a romantic story about vampires, we've never done one of those before.
Review #181: Shift.
Wait, it's Friday? Oh shit!
Review #180: foxpaw and sandstorm mating lemon.
My roommate got a cat, so naturally, I've been reading erotic Warriors fanfiction to it. I present to you my findings.
Review #179: Benwars.
Review #178: Carterotica.
Fluff found a story.
Review #177: A First of Firsts.
I like stories. I like dogs. I do not like stories where the main character is mean to dogs.
Review #176: Riding the Cock Tree.
Many moons ago, I set out to find salacious tree erotica. This week, I'm immensely proud to announce that I have found it.
Review #175: A Brother and Sister on Holiday.
[CAPS LOCK ENGAGE]
Review #174: A Special Truce.
This story was recommended by shadhardblogger. Who's shadhardblogger?
Review #173: Fan Request: Rawcoli Anthology.
In today's review, we give a shout out to our most frequent requester, we talk about the future of The Retributionists, and also there's some stuff in there about The Rawcoli Anthology.
Review #172: Dragon's Breath.
The protagonist's name is Sorrow. Sorrow is a dragonkin. His pronouns include he, him, OC, and Gary Stu.
Review #171: Harvest Time.
To christen our new site, I want to review something special. That something, ladies and gentlemen, is Alex Reynard.
Review #170: A Tale of Four Blowjobs.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
Review #169: Eevee TF TG.
Hent faces his inner demons with a little help.
Review #168: Cupcakes Mulligan.
Last Friday, Hent reviewed a story that we already reviewed. Today, I decided to make a series out of that concept. Introducing Mulligan Monday.
Review #167: Fan Request Triple Pack.
Hent goes to that dark scary place known as the comments section and nocks three of the suggested stories off the list.
Review #166: Thirty Ts.
Someone out there in the world loved Thirty Hs so much they decided to write their own MLP version of it, and it's as amazingly bad as you'd think.
Review #165: bad girl with a bad boy.
THIS STORY FEATURES A PERFECTLY CALM AND RATIONAL PROTAGONIST WHO IS IN NO WAY AN OVERLY ANGRY MARY SUE. FUCK YOU.
Review #164: The Metroid Conspiracy: Pasts of the Sin.
Prepare your body for another work by 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan, who will be our guide through this tour of insanity.
Review #163: Howl if you can.
After the smashing success of there first video, the gang discuss what they should do next.
Review #162: Fan Request: The Hunger Games Note.
Hent and Ray chip away at the comments page when they should be working on other projects.
Review #161: My Inner Life: The Legend Of Jenna (Post 1).
So I was just sitting at home playing some Piano Tiles when Hent told me about this story.
Review #160: Friend-Fiction.
Prepare your body for something special.
Review #159: Walter White and Sly Cooper Team Up.
The Pete Peterson Experience is back for revenge!
Review #158: Pieces.
This story is by Ray Thompson. No no, not this me: Ray Thompson of Wattpad.
Review #157: My Little Piggy.
Today at 2:04 AM, I set out to give the least amount of fucks ever given in a retribution. And, now at 2:09 AM, I'm proud to announce that the goal has been reached.
Review #156: Childhood Lost.
This story is pretty bad.
Review #155: FurRag Anthology.
In this groundbreaking retribution, we ponder whether or not furries can blush, we learn the origin story of Team Fluffwrights, and we welcome a special guest star to the review.
Review #154: Sonichu.
I don't like this story.
Review #153: Night Trap.
It's Powerpuff Girls fanfiction. Yes, that kind of fanfiction.
Review #152: Butterfly.
Review #151: Fluffy Reviews: Crazy Anthro Creepypastas.
Lt. Fluff and a new addition to Team Fuck You go deep into the realm of creepypastas which is furry but not furry at the same time. It's confusing.
Retribution FM #4: Eye of Boron.
The Eye of Adjectives continues! This installment features Santa Clause, Eminem, shirtless Ray, and racist drawings.
Retribution FM #3: Eye of Beryllium.
The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire.
Retribution FM #2: ComicsNix for Christmas.
Recorded right after the first one; the gang decides to screw the rules by lifting their no swearing restraints.
Retribution FM #1: The Silence Before the Suck!.
Hent gets the gang together and has them record a podcast. Listen in to the first "Live" review.
Dating Sims: HuniePop Part 1.
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
The story about nothing..
Moving can be a tuff life choice. Luckily, moving domain names isn't.
The Pokemon Story.
The Retributionists read The Pokemon Story to nobody's enjoyment.
Small Announcement: (Creative Commons).
For those unaware, copyright lasts a long time.
Ray talks about the advantages and use-cases of different points of view in fiction.
Back in Action!: (Ch-ch-ch-changes).
In 2013, four handsome individuals got together and laughed their asses off reading My Immortal. Though they didn't yet have a name for themselves, this was the first meeting of The Retributionists.
Variations on a Theme by Julie Otsuka.
She had a bad experience.
Review #150: Introspection Round 3.
Sometimes we must ask ourselves, "Why are we qualified to critique fanfiction? What makes us the authority on retribution?"
Review #149: A Lost Rose.
Martin and I dive headfirst into the shallow end of romance.
Review #148: Gaybutt Anthology.
Some names jump out at you; gaybutt is one of them. When I found out that there was a fanfiction.net user who went by gaybutt, I just had to find out more.
Review #147: Battle Against Fate (Post 4).
Continuing our trip into madness; Here is part 4: A Stigmata Of Sorts.
Review #146: Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami.
The lost episode, finished at last!
Review #145: My Immortal 2: Wake Me Up Inside.
This one wasn't as easy to track down, but Fluff found what we believe to be the correct story, so it's the one we're rolling with.
Review #144: Brotherly Love.
Wattpad. Romance. Fanfiction. Justin Bieber.
Review #143: Fan Request #1: The Death of Nick.
Hent makes the fans happy by being miserable. Shout out to the Fan that hates the number 17.
Review #142: Battle Against Fate (Post 3).
Part 3 is here at last. Are you excited? I'm excited.
Review #141: A Night at the Movies.
There's a reason writers avoid telling a story in second person, and that reason is this story.
Review #140: Seduce By Mommy.
We decided to check back up on Brickhousebunny21, just to see if all of his work was as bad as Adopting a Cute Bear Cub. Spoiler alert; it was.
Review #139: Falling for the demon.
This was listed under romance on Wattpad. I don't see how, but there are far bigger problems with this one.
Review #138: Dear Cis People (A Haiku).
Thanks to YouTube's flawless recommendation system, we get to review this lovely poem.
Review #137: Battle Against Fate (Post 2).
Well if you read the first one, you know what to expect. Hent is back with Part 2.
Review #136: Harmonia's Big Adventure.
It's April Fools Day, and shenanigans are abound. Last year we caused quite the kerfuffle, but this year, why don't we just sit back and relax with some good ol' fashioned Portal fanfiction?
Review #135: ♥♥Hot lover's♥♥.
Yup, those are emoticons in the title. We're in for quite a treat.
Review #134: The Nostalgia Critic Meets Kinoko Nasu.
We decided to take it upon ourselves this week to critique this parasitic critic fanfic. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Review #133: Pokemon Strategy.
Join me and Hent as we go on a Pokémon adventure...where we fail completely.
Review #132: Battle Against Fate (Post 1).
Hentai Man starts on his quest for a running series. Join him for a review of a fanfic of a show that no one has heard of except for him.
Review #131: Ruto's Song.
I'm back bitches!
Review #130: Hent goes to IKEA.
After one to many table fillips, Hent needs to replace his desk. Join him on his quest to construct his new desk from IKEA.
Review #129: Dreams come true.
Oh wattpad, why did I ever ignore you?
Review #128: My Darkest Desires.
After some dank 360 no scope hacking, I found a way to breach Wattpad's copy-blocker. Enjoy.
Review #127: Catapult Melons Into Nose For The Best Balls.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Review #126: Phoenix White: Justifications of Justice!.
Hentai Man is back in action as he takes on his biggest case yet! But will his sanity hold out?
Review #125: After world.
Remember this is for entertainment only. Contains Bondage, Yuri (lesbian), Dickgirls, Torture, Rape, Vore (cooking alive/ cannibalism) and Female slavery. Don't like then don't read.
Review #124: Loving Pain.
We might never find a story that can induce as much PTSD as Cub Training Institute, but dammit, we've been looking. And in that search, we came across Loving Pain.
Review #123: the surviver.
If apple short and Secondpillow collaborated on a story, I imagine it would turn out something like this.
Review #122: Thanksgiving Surprise.
It's January, so naturally, it's about time for a Thanksgiving special.
Review #121: A Cheesecake In Time.
Wario is a generally unpleasant character, so honestly, I don't know why I was surprised to find this work of generally unpleasant fanfiction.
Review #120: Imma Wiserd (Post 4).
Back by singular demand, here's the final installment of Imma Wiserd. May Joseph G. Buttsex have mercy on our souls.
Review #119: Habitrail.
I'm not typically a religious man, but I can feel a little better about the universe, knowing that Uncle M is nice and toasty as he burns eternally in his special place in hell.
Review #118: Reporting for Duty.
Hm, what to review next...
Review #117: Emily H The Viking Princess.
Nothing will stop this Mary Sue in her quest for ethnobotany.
Review #116: Spider-man vs Santa Claus.
Merry [Seasonal holiday of your belief] everybody, have some ComicsNix.
Review #115: Sonic Fanfiction Anthology.
What's better than one bad Sonic fanfic, how about three.
Review #114: Nekrohedgehog Series.
Enter Warnuts, having just read Death Cannot Separate Us.
Review #113: Pleasure Pain.
Join Team Fluffwrights, as we revolt against the tyranny of Manor Farm.
Review #112: Some Snow Related Story.
Yesterday I was building a snowman. And by yesterday, I mean last week. And by building a snowman, I mean crying.
Review #111: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: WORLD WAR 2 DRAGON.
Yes people, this exists. Now go and enjoy this fuckery
Review #110: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) (Post 2).
I'm a Hufflepuff
Review #109: Arthur's Naked Week.
A more appropriate title would be Arthur's Naked Day, because that's really all we ever read about. But oh, what a sexually ambivalent day it is.
Review #108: Hidden Fun.
Martin, Hent, and yours truly searched every sentence of this story for fun. After ninety pages, we can only conclude that the fun must be hidden in some other story.
Review #107: Be Careful What You Wish For.
I wish for a story with characterless characters, a plotless plot, and sexless sex.
Review #106: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) (Post 1).
Well I figured I'm going to hell for calling myself god, so I figured why not piss off the big man upstairs some more. So without further adu, Blessings
Review #105: Things Forgotten.
Hogwarts, goths, and a Mary Sue; need I say more?
Review #104: I Need You.
Fun fact; the first Fan Fiction Friday I read was Alvin and the Chipmunks erotica. Well, I figured there had to be more bad 'munk smut out there, and as it turns out, I figured right.
Review #103: Clifford's Dog Years.
Yes, Clifford the Big Red Dog fanfiction does exist, and yes, it's as bad as it sounds.
Review #102: The Ultimate Generic Beach Chapter.
Has anyone heard about KissxSis?
Review #101: Sly Cooper 100.
Of all the stories to review after 100, this one was painful.
Erotic Sci-fi Poetry Anthology.
Caution: contents may be hot.
Meanwhile in Baghdad.
Meanwhile in Baghdad, see what the antagonists have been doing in the absence of the heroes.
The Music is the story of artists. More specifically, The Music is the story of six artists, living in Manhattan and and being shadowed by recent history's most influential musicians.
The Brilliant Disguises of John Vaughn.
A man and his wife go for a walk to the park.
There are times when we have to make choices.
The Origins of Three or Four Punk Legends and One Hell of a Rock Band.
This story follows the rise and fall of Punk Rock, as the noun and the verb: the music and the movement.
Prophet features Aidan O’Moran, a man determined to get into heaven while pissing at the feet of God.
Enter Regis Maxwell, a young adult relearning how to live after a traumatic experience that brings a whole new meaning to phantom limb syndrome.
The Graffiti Artist.
A graffiti artist tags a billboard.
It's getting late, and a man's wife has yet to return from her skiing expedition. With sundown fast approaching, he decides to take matters into his own hands.
A skier takes a fall, and must struggle to survive—or maybe, struggle to accomplish something else.
Lucan was raised in a guild as an assassin at a young age along with his brother, Drake. After breaking one of the guild's laws, Lucan ran away and sought out by the guild's leader, Conway.
Sam Healman was a normal kid until one faithful day at camp. Can he live a normal life with a tail out of his butt, odd friends, and a perverted Vaporeon?
Review #100: Introspection Round 2.
Two months ago, we announced the second round of Introspection. It took us long enough, but we finally got it done.
Review #99: Passion Night.
Bad grammar being used to tell a tale of anthropomorphic erotica set in the Harry Potter universe, this has retribution written all over it.
Review #98: The Exploits of a Small Town Cop.
Prepare to be disappointed like a person who was recently disappointed.
Review #97: Pokemon: Attack of Mewtwo.
I choose you! Staring Hent, Ray, and Mart.
Review #96: CONTACT BANK OF AFRICA FOR THE RECEIVING OF YOUR $1.5M USD..
I received an email the other day. Guess who's about to be a millionaire.
Review #95: Dora must die 2: the revenge of Agent BM.
Well turns out Agent BM decided that one small story wasn't enough so he made Dora must die 2
Review #94: Nintendo Fan's Lust.
These horney levels are off the charts.
Review #93: Daddy's Punishment.
Join me and we shall go on a journey of incest, gender confuckulation, shower scenes, golden shower scenes, and BDSM. Not to mention, an encounter with a long time rival.
Review #92: Johnny Testosterone.
ay bby u want sum science?
Review #91: Grand Theft RWBY (Post 2).
Hent is back and he has brought backup. Join us as we continue the epic story and give the audience the chance of a life time...
Review #90: Phil and Lil's Greatest Sexual Adventure.
Some of you might remember Rugrats: All Grown Up. I don't, but basically it was a spin off that took place several years after the original series, putting the characters in their teens. And yet, a completely canon and much more socially acceptable alternative didn't stop Sasha from writing Phil and Lil's Greatest Sexual Adventure about the baby version.
Review #89: Naruto Veangance Revelaitons.
Get ready for the worst think to happen to Naruto sense they killed all of the Akatsuki members.
Review #88: The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis.
Do I even have to say anything? Just look at the title. Look at it. Did you look at it? Here, let's all look at it.
Review #87: My Inner Life (Post 8).
I'll just leave it at that.
Review #86: Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies.
Desert Bus is not an interesting game. Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies is not a good story.
Review #85: Cloud and Tifa search for a New Heart.
Did someone say ComicsNix?
Review #84: Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
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Review #83: Gun Gale Online: The Swordswoman.
Want to get trapped in a game with me?
Review #82: My Inner Life (Post 7).
Gods be presided, sorry that took so long. New job, longer hours. but now Rays back in hell so they should be out faster. So enjoy
Review #81: Center, The.
No, the title isn't a typo, but it is what told me this story would be worth reviewing.
Review #80: Halflife: Fulllife Consequences.
It's time for me to live up to my fake name and face full life consequences.
Review #79: Kronicals of Rebecca Swansin.
Sparkling vampires, aggressive Sues, shit spelling; this story has it all.
Review #78: Legolas.
I can't even
Review #77: Fluffy Reviews: Abby's Adventure.
Lt. Fluff here, back from the dead to bring you a comic about a female fox in heat and three horny males. This'll be fun!
Review #76: Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh From God.
Here we look at the first five chapters of a story that has nothing to do with the Blues Brothers despite the title.
Review #75: Grandmother's Tuition.
This story has very little to do with tuition. It does however, have a lot to do with a grandmother.
Review #74: TheOnlyNightTroll Anthology.
A while ago Fluff and I reviewed Set Fire To The Cottage, by TheOnlyNightTroll. Turns out there were other stories.
Review #73: My Inner Life: Here We Go Again (Post 6).
I thoroughly dislike this story.
Review #72: Dude Your Dog is Gay.
This story features a dog named BD who may or may not be gay, may or may not be female, may or may not be a furry, and may or may not be an actress from the twentieth century.
Review #71: I'm the Only One that can Touch Her.
Welcome to the first episode of my new experimental Hentai Manga.
Review #70: Oh crap, I'm pregnant.
Jesus cheated on his husband, Satan, with Nicolas Cage and is now in labour, about to give birth. Includes: MPREG, Slight Gore, M/M, crocs and Miranda Cosgrove.
Review #69: Grand Theft RWBY (Post 1).
So what happens when you combine a video game and a Anime like web show? Lets find out!
Review #68: fullmetal twilite.
This is by a writer claiming to be Tara Gilesbie. Is she full of shit? Probably. But let's take a look anyways.
Review #67: A Team Fortress Fanfic.
They forgot one word in the title, and that word is bad.
Review #66: Et Tu, Geico.
It gets bad, real bad, it punches you right in the logic and beats you over the head with insanity.
Review #65: How Videl Discovered her Abortion Fetish.
There's one story Rob refused to review. He even avoided the name as best he could, simply dubbing it The Other Story.
Review #64: Bloodninja Anthology.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Review #63: My Inner Life aka Fuck My Life (Post 5).
Well shit is there anything left to say after you read the tittles? All i have to say is...BULLSHIT! so have fun with 9 10 and 11
Review #62: The Petals Fall Twice.
This is page 143 of a book that doesn't exist, and it's the only page we need to know that it's probably for the best if it never does.
Review #61: My Inner Life (Post 4).
Well if you've made it this far you're half way there so here's 7 & 8 Fuck what Ray says you guys get two reviews today
Review #60: Raspephabio.
What is this story? Well what the hell isn't it? Good, for one thing, but see for yourself.
Review #59: I'm Not Okay.
Raven: the editor of My Immortal. She wrote her own story, and it's about goths going to Hogwarts. I hoped it wasn't really by Raven and I tried to put it off, but... this is I'm Not Okay, by Raven.
Review #58: ImmaWiserd (Post 3).
The third part of this insanity is here: buckle up.
Review #57: ImmaWiserd (Post 2).
Finally figured out how to post this. Here, enjoy your gay porn.
Review #56: Salivation.
This story is so bad that it was deleted from the internet. That is all.
Review #55: Sonic in the Mood.
It's finally time for a legitimate art critique, and I can think of no better artist to feature than ComicsNix.
Review #54: Twilight Fanfiction Anthology.
Be weary: 'tis the night of the Mary Sue.
Review #53: Fluffy Reviews: Crash at Christmas.
Ray and the others are drunk off Fukitol, so I'm here to entertain the fuck out of you all. This story almost destroyed my childhood. And I'm not lying, it get's worse.
Review #52: Gettin' My Dick Sucked By a TREEEEXXX.
So Warnuts, Hent, and I are all working on longer reviews, but I took some time off from mine to review this. I hope it's enough to hold you over until Triforces and Clothing and Goffs, oh my!
Review #51: Memoirs of a Geisha.
I was lurking around /r/AskReddit, when lo and behold an opportunity threw itself at me.
In Defense of (Some) Bad Writing.
We've all seen bad writing. And I don't just mean a piece that could use another draft; I'm talking about legitimate eyesores.
You're Not Writing a Movie.
This essay covers the biggest thing I learned while writing my first book, as well as the biggest thing you shouldn't.
An Informal Report on HMS Dawn.
In the end, it was rocks that stopped Dawn in her tracks. As the sole survivor aboard the wreckage, engineer Hugh Donovan questions what it is to be alive and human.
Pokemon United: Umbreon Edition.
After a witch transports Hunter and his friend Jordan to the Pokemon World, they find out that Hunter is involved in a prophecy were he will defeat Team Galactic leader Cyrus and bring peace to his world and the Pokemon World, but there is a twist...Hunter has for unknown reasons transformed into an Umbreon.
in•tro•spec•tion: observation or examination of one's own mental and emotional state, mental processes, etc.; the act of looking within oneself.
Review #49: My Inner God Fucking Damn Long Life (Post 3).
Ooooooooh fuck me.
Review #48: Becoming Female.
An excessively long Harry Potter fanfiction? You better believe we're on it.
Review #47: Hannah Moantana Part 3: Lilly Likey Doggie.
I was taking a look at the stories we review, and you know what seems to be missing? Animal related sex.
Review #46: Inkbunny Anthology.
You all remember Cub Training Institute, right? Well it came from a sight called Inkbunny.net, and it's not the only bad story there.
Review #45: THA SOTRY OF KAWAIIFLOWA.
The plot cheats, the grammar is non existent, spell check is off, and emoticons reign supreme; this is THA SOTRY OF KAWAIIFLOWA.
Review #44: Imma Wiserd (Post 1).
Ah yes, it was only a matter of time.
Review #43: Goffik Blood.
To prove myself and show Warnuts that the My Immortal he reviewed was far from the worst, here's Goffik Blood.
Review #42: Shitting off a Boat.
You'll never guess what happens.
Review #41: Shiny Green Bugs.
There aren't many ways to read Shiny Green Bugs that make it sound good.
Review #40: cheezburgerluvr Anthology.
Some trolls are stealthy, lurking online for the opportunity to strike and then retreating back into the shadows. Some trolls are cheezburgerluvr.
Review #39: the wolf the creeper and the humans.
This story isn't awful, but we have our reasons. And who knows; we might make an appearance if the author doesn't hate us.
Review #38: My Immortal 3: The life among the dead.
We have to review any My Immortal we find, and I found this. At least it's short.
Review #37: Jim Carry as the Grinch meet Wrestling and Sonic.
Sorry to disappoint all of you, but this story does in fact exist.
Review #36: My Inner Life (Post 2).
Well, I did it. I'm not happy about it, but I did it.
Review #35: thundernator Anthology.
This guy. I don't know, clearly he writes whatever he damn well pleases.
Review #34: P u.
Here, we take a look at the work of a very talented artist: Warnuts' sister.
Review #33: The Wolf Blood Lineage.
ComicsNix is no longer writing just short stories; he also does long ones. These are the first six chapters of The Wolf Blood Lineage.
Review #32: The Pink Pies Joke.
This one is by Hollybuckets, a name which I'll admit is kind of clever. But don't hold your breath for more creativity, this My Little Pony fanfiction is nothing extraordinary.
Review #31: Hentai Man Goes Solo: Getting Around the Block.
It's what it sounds like.
Review #30: patshley luv.
This is patshley luv. It may be short, but it's the best thing I or anyone else who is so lucky with ever read.
Review #29: Set Fire To The Cottage.
TheOnlyNightTroll wrote this, which should be an indicator. Set Fire To The Cottage is Hannah Montana fanfiction, and I promise Fluff and I kept the twerking jokes to a minimum.
Review #28: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Thirty Hs is a story written by Secondpillow that blows me away; I don't know how a person can be on so many drugs and still write so fluidly.
Review #27: My Immortal 2: Revange of Da Bark Lurd.
It exists. It fucking exists.
Review #26: Stupid Tales Anthology.
I found a list of stories; a list of stories actually called Stupid Tales. Here are some horror stories that probably didn't even scare the people who wrote them.
Review #25: Da Postmastr.
Written fittingly enough by daPostmastrGeneral, Da Postmastr seems to be a story about the cast of Harry Potter competing for the attention of one lucky lady.
Review #24: wonderouswaffle Anthology.
I really don't know what to make of this guy, but one thing's for sure; he knows how to make history a little more epic.
Review #23: Fluffy Reviews: Sonic Becomes a Woman.
Hello I'm Lt. Fluff and welcome to the first installment of Fluffy Reviews. Starting the series off is this story. A wonderful story of cross dressing, romance, and ponies.
Review #22: the awesome adventures of amynda in the fayz!.
I don't mean to freak anyone out, but I think I found it: a story on par with My Immortal.
Review #21: TWILIGHT: TWILIGHT OF SUNFALL.
Warnuts, Martin, and I finally got around to this story. We've known it existed for quite some time, but pretending it didn't was so much easier.
Review #20: Snape Meets the Teletubbies.
Yes, believe it or not, somebody has written a crossover between Harry Potter and Teletubbies. Not only that, but they've written what is meant to be an erotic crossover between Harry Potter and Teletubbies.
Review #19: Pikture Purfect.
This is a Legend of Zelda fanfiction, but if it weren't for the characters having similar names to the canon, you wouldn't even know it. Pikture Purfect is anything but.
Review #18: Finnegan's Wake.
Written by the renown author James Joyce, Finnegan's Wake is a book that lives in infamy. Why? Because it's too good, or rather, too advanced for most people to read. Let's take a look at why sometimes simpler is better.
Review #17: Hans Von Hozel Anthology.
This man is either a genius able to manipulate the rules of English to his will, or an idiot incapable of using them in the first place. Either way, his work deserves to be read.
Review #16: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance.
There are some crossovers that are bizarre, but understandable. Then there are those like, I don't know, Jesus and Hitler falling in love.
Review #15: iFall in Love.
In Cub Training Institute, I proposed a sponge fetish. I thought I was making it up, turns out it's actually a thing. This is a crossover between iCarly and Spongebob.
Review #14: Dora Must Die.
Warnuts had the brilliant idea of searching for Dora the Explorer fanfiction. Thanks to his recklessness, we now know this story exists.
Review #13: Cub Training Institute.
What's it about? It's written by someone who chose to call himself yiffyspoodge, that should tell you everything you needed to know.
Review #12: Doctor Hoo.
Whovians and lovers of the English language alike, get ready to rage.
Review #11: My Inner Life (Post 1).
Here's the introduction and the beginning of the story of My Inner Life, by Link's Queen. Most rational people would think I just repeated myself, but Link's Queen isn't most rational people.
Review #10: The Worst YYH FanFiction Ever.
No, I didn't dub it that, it was already called that when we found it. Enter Hentai Man.
Review #9: The Horny Rooster and the Hard Raven.
it's possible that this story wasn't even supposed to be online in the first place. But fuck it, here's The Horny Rooster and the Hard Raven.
Review #8: 111Super-Saiyan-Sephiroths2008 Anthology.
Once again taking a look at the account as a whole, the Super Saiyan Sephiroths could use some retribution.
Review #7: Metroid High School.
There's really nothing I have to say that the title doesn't already cover; it's an absurd concept with an absurd delivery.
Review #6: Bowser's Mexico Adventure.
If you're looking for a ridiculously preposterous fanfiction with a ridiculously diverse cast performing a ridiculous variety of actions, you're looking for the ridiculous Bowser's Mexico Adventure, by Mr. Market.
Review #5: Dr. Splattenburgers Anthology.
Dr. Splattenburgers isn't actually the name of the story, it's the name of the author. He wrote three stories during his time on FanFiction.net, each more bizarre than the last.
Review #4: Sonic halps fite eggmen.
Written by Kasper A. Vestergaard back in 2007, this story is pretty harmless but ripe for mockery nonetheless.
Review #3: Cupcakes.
Written by Sergeant Sprinkles, this story is infamous among bronies and the internet in general. Martin and I decided to figure out why, and we weren't disappointed.
Review #2: Scooby Doo and the Trip of Lust.
ComicsNix, the quintessential author of bad fanfiction. It didn't take long after delving into the heart of madness that is his fanfiction.net account to find this gem.
Review #1: My Immortal.
This is my critique of My Immortal, written by Tara Gilesbie and often regarded as the worst fanfiction of all time. It's haunted me since I first read it, so I figured this was a good place to start.